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All Acting Regiment
20:15 / 06.11.07
 
 
electric monk
21:01 / 06.11.07
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
21:20 / 06.11.07
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
21:21 / 06.11.07
How many muppets died to make that coat?
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
22:33 / 06.11.07
I hope none. Itīs probably a weekīs worth of what Groverīs shedding.

edit: is The Bayster giving us the finger?!
 
 
Boboss
22:34 / 06.11.07
Monk, we happen to own a miniature version of that guy.
 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
22:49 / 06.11.07


Somebody had to post this...
 
 
Better Be Ready
(prev. Dead Mall Ninja)
22:53 / 06.11.07
Monk, we happen to own a miniature version of that guy.

For a moment there I thought you were refering to the guy in the dead muppets coat. Which would be cool, but a bit creepy.

Plus, regarding the Megalodon, wouldn't being supposedly extinct be a bit of a setback in one's winning record?
 
 
petunia
23:04 / 06.11.07
Death is the ultimate test of a true winner.

Megalodon passed that test.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:54 / 07.11.07
It only died because it ran out of LOSERS to KILL.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:55 / 07.11.07
Glenn, we happen to own a miniature version of that guy. 'It's only a mouse, dear!' 'But we're minpins - it's a lion to us!' ARRRRRGH!

Today I've already had weetabix with whisky instead of milk.
 
 
Boboss
11:16 / 07.11.07
The best a man can get

"When the race is run
You're the champyun"

Goddamn they knew how to win in the 80s.

Men. Winning. Forever
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
12:03 / 07.11.07
Following the viewing of the Gillette advert I have decided to pack in my dandyfied bohemian ways.

No more wearing of foppish scarves.

No more scribbling in my own blood in dark hovels.

No more opiated ramblings on toilet paper.

Stand back world. Savage is going to JOIN THE GAME AND WIN!!!
 
 
Boboss
12:13 / 07.11.07
The question is, can this guy stop winning?



The answer is no.

No he can't.
 
 
Twice Five Toes
13:51 / 07.11.07
That jump suit does absolutely nothing for him. Deuce.
 
 
Boboss
16:02 / 07.11.07
I'm not sure understand your language. I'm talking WINNERS!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
16:11 / 07.11.07


 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
16:39 / 07.11.07


The best thing about this is the real winners are those lucky readers whose lives have been sprinkled with the faerie dust of Neil's work.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
16:54 / 07.11.07
 
 
Boboss
17:13 / 07.11.07
(Please tell me you have all taken the time to view the Gillete advert. No discussion about winners is possible without that base level of knowledge)
 
 
Quantum of Solace
18:33 / 07.11.07



Nadine Velasquez is a winner, I am jealous of her hotness.
 
 
Better Be Ready
(prev. Dead Mall Ninja)
18:38 / 07.11.07
I am jealous of her pinball machines.

My pool table is cooler, though
 
 
iamus
18:52 / 07.11.07
(Please tell me you have all taken the time to view the Gillete advert. No discussion about winners is possible without that base level of knowledge)


According to IMDB, every actor in that advert was named Winston.
 
 
Bear
19:15 / 07.11.07
That Gilette ad, so so good... well it start of good loses some cheese towards the end. Anyone posting more like that automatically becomes a Winner.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
19:18 / 07.11.07
Oh Gillete, look what thou hast wroughteth!
  
 
Jack Fear
19:33 / 07.11.07


The mighty Makoto Nagano, shown here just thirty seconds before becoming the winningest winner in the storied history of Win.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:55 / 07.11.07
I'VE SEEN THAT! That guy is a fucking WINNER, and no mistake.

(The Gillette advert- am I wrong in thinking that a cover of that song by Hank Williams III would be SO wrong it would go all the way THROUGH wrong and come out the other end, blinking in the stark lightness of being THE RIGHTEST THING EVER???)
 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
19:59 / 07.11.07
Best win ever was Norway's 2-1 victory over England in the 1982 football world cup qualifiers, if only because of Bjorge Lillelien's amazing commentary

Sound quality of the link is a bit rubbish, so here's a transcript:

"We are best in the world! We are best in the world! We have beaten England 2-1 in football!! It is completely unbelievable! We have beaten England! England, birthplace of giants. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?

Maggie Thatcher, I have a message to you during your election campaign. I have a message to you: We have knocked England out of the World Cup of football. Maggie Thatcher, as they say in your language in boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
 
 
Quantum of Solace
20:22 / 07.11.07


The best a baby can get.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
20:29 / 07.11.07
I want to hear a duet between the Gillette guy and the Bodyform woman.

Produced by Jim Steinman.

Now THAT would be entirely, one hundred percent, made out of the finest WIN known to humanity.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
20:31 / 07.11.07
Quantum, that picture of a baby weilding a razor is not made of WIN, but FEAR.
 
 
Olulabelle
22:25 / 07.11.07
I have met the Bodyform woman and she is surprisingly normal.

I'm finding it quite difficult to figure out the winnerism of this thread. Is this man a winner?



Nationally he is a winner, internationally maybe less so...
 
 
Boboss
23:25 / 07.11.07
Not a winner.

To be a winner you have to be the best.
 
 
Quantum of Solace
23:29 / 07.11.07
Like Reacher, or Logan?
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
23:33 / 07.11.07
Re. Gillette baby: I did that when I was 4, with my dad's razor. Went to playschool for the next couple of days with a plaster on my chin which I insisted on referring to as my "beard."

What do I win?
 
  

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