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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!!

  
  

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Edmund
(prev. Bored Of Your Cunt)
18:22 / 19.10.07
yes VISION that was indeed a vision! hahahahahahaha

Even though I am now alive...who will avenge my death? Perhaps HULK THOR ANT MAN or LITTLE MISS DASSY?
 
 
Boboss
18:37 / 19.10.07
YOUR GOOD FRIEND THE WINTER SOLDIER WILL AVENGE YOU!

  
 
Edmund
(prev. Bored Of Your Cunt)
18:39 / 19.10.07
WICKED! He has nice hair.
 
 
Bots'wana Beast
19:50 / 19.10.07
I CRIED AT YOUR FUNERAL

I HAVE HUMAN EMOTIONS!

I said a really good speech. Everyone said so. (It actually was rubbish, because my, uhm, my scriptwriter is bollocks.)
 
 
Superman
21:04 / 19.10.07
Don't worry brother. You were there, and that's how Cap would've wanted.

True confession:
I was playing tetris inside the suit the whole time.
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
(prev. Triplets)
21:15 / 19.10.07
Was I there? At the funeral, I mean. Or at least one of my 'personalities'? I admit to possibly being shitfaced on a cocktail of prescription drugs and booze that day.
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
(prev. Triplets)
21:18 / 19.10.07
To be honest I think I'm going to have to hire a secretary to keep track of all my suits.

Anyway, you've got a movie coming out soon, Tone. How do you feel about how they've portrayed you. Favreau says he's going to cut most, if not all, of your 'dook dook, chug chug' antics. Which seems to be missing the point, really. You were never that interesting before you went tits-up.
 
 
Superman
21:27 / 19.10.07
Listen, it's like I always say, if you can't pilot a bio-mechanical assault suit after a few shandies, then step the fuck off. One of Cap's big problems - total straight-edger. J20 man to the hilt. Lovely square chinned fella, but dull as piss at the Avengers Christmas party.

Not like Wonder Man. That guy can put 'em down. Bacardi man though. Ugh.

Ever done tequila with the Hulk? Boy puts the slam in slammers.
 
 
Bots'wana Beast
21:43 / 19.10.07
You know what this thread is real short of?



That guy.

That story, also. My fave-o Avengers story ever-ever. 'Member fighting Mister Sensitive with blades of grass and breezes, Starks-baby? Best fight ever.
 
 
Aertho
23:07 / 19.10.07
(I was going to pick Hawkeye, but decided it should go to someone a bit more prolific.)
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
(prev. Triplets)
12:56 / 20.10.07
Someone's left an awful mess in my en suite toilet. I, personally, blame one of my 'other selves' of course. I imagine I'll have to buy Jarvis another car when he deals with all these... regretful solids.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
10:40 / 22.10.07
I have to know: was there really a superhero called Ant-Man or did you make it up for a joke?
 
 
Mistelheim
(prev. Mist combats dehydration)
11:30 / 22.10.07
No joke
 
 
Wristwatch Nuke
(prev. Evil Scientist)
12:11 / 22.10.07
I have to know: was there really a superhero called Ant-Man or did you make it up for a joke?

In the unlikely event our paths cross in the real world Mordent a copy of Essential Ant-man Vol.1 shall be yours to treasure forever (or, y'know, to give to a younger relative as a birthday present).
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
12:20 / 22.10.07
So his powers are being really small and talking to insects?
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
12:32 / 22.10.07
He can also grow very large, but doesn't. Throw in a bit of spousal abuse, and that's pretty much your lot.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
12:49 / 22.10.07
Oh.

Okay.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
15:13 / 22.10.07
Ant Man talks to ants, but also becomes a giant, Gi-ANT man, you see? Married to the Wasp, a shrinky flying lady, because the insect types have to stick together. Or something.

I might give up reading comics actually.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
15:16 / 22.10.07
Giving up inspired by the Tigra debacle, the Pymms super-maritals, and reading the women in the fridge site. Urgh.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
15:22 / 22.10.07
Brilliantly, though, Janet van Dyne - the Wasp - actually is a WASP.
 
 
Superman
16:35 / 22.10.07
Giving up inspired by the Tigra debacle, the Pymms super-maritals, and reading the women in the fridge site. Urgh

Then give up super hero comics, silly boy*. There are others...

*except don't.
 
 
Panic
18:15 / 23.10.07
HELLO LADIES!
 
 
Panic
18:16 / 23.10.07
Does anyone have any gel? My hair got mussed on the flight over....
 
 
Superman
18:19 / 23.10.07
Only moustache wax I'm afraid.

Would you care for a gin though?
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
18:42 / 23.10.07
Then give up super hero comics, silly boy

Good point. I should have realised that was the best course of action after I avoided the 52/civil war cesspool of guff, and after reading the Ultimate You Lot. Maybe the Iron Ponce movie will rekindle my love of the superhero but I'm not counting on it- Justice League animation and Buffy comics for me from now on*. Even World War Hulk has lost it's appeal after the initial excitement.

*Oh, also Brubaker's Criminal and the most excellent Y-the last man and local produce... but apart from those, and a couple of others, comics are dead to me. Dead I say.
 
 
Aertho
18:57 / 23.10.07
I'll take a martini, extra dry. Two olives.
 
 
Hulk
23:43 / 23.10.07
Hulk bored...

  
  

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