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Bursting, fruiting lateshift!

  
  

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Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
05:45 / 15.09.07
Here's your new thread, Decadent.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
05:48 / 15.09.07
AH... sweet fresh lateshift.
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
05:49 / 15.09.07
For me?

Truly am I loved. Nice shift, too.
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
05:51 / 15.09.07
This shift is a taut membrane through which we must push... into forever!
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
05:55 / 15.09.07
Oh, I bet you say that to all the lateshifts.
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
05:57 / 15.09.07
It's one of those lines that probably always works.

Twice.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
05:59 / 15.09.07
I dont want to know what happens when you say it three times while looking into a mirror.
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
06:01 / 15.09.07
Not 'what' V, 'who.'

A clue: hums Bold as Love. Backwards.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
06:03 / 15.09.07
Evolsadlobsmuh ?
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
06:09 / 15.09.07
See? You do see, don't you?

Just make sure to only try it with a friend present.

And no cutlery.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
06:11 / 15.09.07
cutlery is my friend.
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
06:16 / 15.09.07
Oh, you silly Canadians! Cutlery is everyone's friend, until...

Is there a Canadian slasher flick? And I mean, that's meant to be in Canada, not just shot there and called Nebraska.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
06:26 / 15.09.07
IM not sure. I know the canadian movie Black Christmas is considered to be the first slasher film. But I dont know where its set.
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
06:42 / 15.09.07
I'm going to have to find a copy, for research purposes.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
07:02 / 15.09.07
Ofcourse. Just like Im going to have to get a copy of Barbarella. For research purposes.
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
07:15 / 15.09.07
I'm going to start calling everything research. It'll make the biography look good, I suppose. Or the obit.

Dead at age XXXX, he researched. All the time.

Well, better than it could.
 
 
grant
15:11 / 15.09.07
Black Christmas is considered to be the first slasher film.

Tch. Made in 1974.

Blood Feast, 1963... Miami Beach.

OK, not exactly the same, but still - insane killer, young terrified victims, lots of gore.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
15:20 / 15.09.07
Now why can't Hollywood remake this film?
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
20:39 / 15.09.07
7 is late.

I am no longer entirely sober.
It only took one glass of wine.
Now someone tell me to write!
 
 
Tsuga
20:44 / 15.09.07
Okay, DRAW!
I mean, write!
Then drink!
And try to write some more, but start losing interest, get distracted by perusing gaydar and then crackbook and getting pissed off by some asshole straight priders reassuring themselves that no, indeed, they are not gey, then remember "fuck, I should be writing!" and have another drink, and then try to write some more before passing out with your face on the paper!
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
20:47 / 15.09.07
Gaydar...

...good idea.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
20:49 / 15.09.07
Result:
Apparently I am "wll fit".

I feel better.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
20:56 / 15.09.07
Cheap wine is bad.
Buuuut... it is also cheap.
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
21:35 / 15.09.07
Late...shift...

It's barely half-past noon here. I am very hungry, and long for the vegetable samosas waiting for me in the staff room. I wish I was sitting at my little desk at home, writing. Instead, I'm plugged in the monstrous Library Machine while the elephant up my nose tries to sing "Amazing Grace" and all my joints ache.

Did you sleep well last night, Princess?
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
21:37 / 15.09.07
No, but I don't know why.
I have some very painful parcour injuries. It could because of those.
How is Bertrand?

(BRB, must clean Kitchen of doom)
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
21:41 / 15.09.07
You've been doing parkour? Exciting! I wish I was as dexterous.

Bertrand is a little slovenly today, I have to say. Letting himself go. Not nearly enough admirers attended last night's drag show, and you know how elephants are.

Good luck with the kitchen. Please don't end up sucked down the drain into some Victorian children's novel.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
21:59 / 15.09.07
Yesterday was my first time. I have poor depth perception, so when I was trying to spin round a lampost and over a wall I actually just ran into the wall and bruised a muscle.

It is make pain.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
22:17 / 15.09.07
This wine crinkles my face like vinegar.I feel woozy.
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
22:35 / 15.09.07
What wine is it?
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
22:37 / 15.09.07
It is a Californian Cabernet Sauvignon. I had thought it was an Australian one. I will not trust the young men at Sainsbury's anymore.

It's called Monterra and it tastes like the morning after.
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
22:40 / 15.09.07
A sexy, roll-around-in-bed morning after, or a hamster died in my throat morning after? It makes all the difference.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
22:47 / 15.09.07
This morning:

I wake to find old eyeline glugging up my eyes. The red satin of my bedsheets are crusty with the ejaculate of people I don't like. The inside of my mouth is like a baby's mouth when it has thrush.
My skin prickles with shame. I am not clean now.

There is vomit on the pillow.

(A bad morning)
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
22:47 / 15.09.07
It is not good wine.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
22:56 / 15.09.07
Oh dear. The gloomy part of being drunk has just started. I haven't had that for months.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Someone reassure me of the nice things.
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
23:04 / 15.09.07
YOU! Are attractive and intelligent and the Barbehive hums within you. ALL THE TIME.
 
  

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