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04:45 / 15.09.07

But what if they decide the elephant is a fluid container? I'm almost certain they have more than three ounces of blood, water, and what have you in them. And I have never understood the delicate and sacred arts of elephant rehydration, so even if I got Torchy down to measure, it'd be a gamble on par with your familial trek trying to get everything in running, moisturized order.

04:47 / 15.09.07

I've been told it has a mix. Going from Tropical through British and ending with perma-snow.

I've just looked at the wiki on cowboys. Apparently I should pronounce chaps as "shaps". This is patent bollocks.

There are at least three people in this house who, for various reasons, have had need to buy them. We all call them chaps and so has everyone else we bought them from.

Shaps?
Sounds like a brand of maize snacks.

04:48 / 15.09.07

Of course, I could just give Torchy a crash course in piloting, rent a small plane, and let the lovely grey beast make its own way. As is traditional, I suppose.

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04:49 / 15.09.07

I've been told it has a mix. Going from Tropical through British and ending with perma-snow.

That pretty much describes British Columbia, yeah. I'm in the rain foresty section and it goes up to dark and freezing.

Somebody pass my the bowl of maize shaps?

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04:49 / 15.09.07

Elephant pilots are easily trusted and adjust quickly to pressure change, I gather.

04:50 / 15.09.07

Chaps is chaps. Like fellows but sturdier. Anything to the contrary is lies.

And it's important to remember that they come in highly-detailed black leather, various browns and greys, as well as shag. It's true. PeeWee's Playhouse would never lie to any of us.

04:51 / 15.09.07

Also in red.
If you want to feel Dirrrrrrrrty.

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04:53 / 15.09.07

I feel dirty most days. Not so many RRRs, though.

04:54 / 15.09.07

Hi All.
PeeWee is doing two Playhouse movies (if rumours are to be believed) one for children and one for the adults who used to watch his show.

and Hi all.

04:54 / 15.09.07

Must create and market red-able and edible chaps; corn-flavored.

04:54 / 15.09.07

Wikipedia has many references to cowboys it seems.
NSFW

Corned beef?

04:57 / 15.09.07

Decadent, I googled edible chaps.

There where only three results. I feel let down.

You, however, have a niche market just waiting to be exploited. Put me down for 2 pairs.

Could they come in a pheremone impregnated flavour? I've always wanted pheremone impregnated chaps.

05:01 / 15.09.07

I just like the phrase 'impregnated chaps.'

And so dearly and deeply want it involved in my tax forms or any form of receipt whatsoever. For. So. Many. Reasons.

Also: Why don't I own Midnight Cowboy?

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05:05 / 15.09.07

You should get a copy. Then your copy of Midnight Cowboy and my copy of Barbarella can make out.

Impregnated chaps. Glittery, translucent-winged boys with full god-wombs and atomic eyes.

05:07 / 15.09.07

I dont have either of those movies, but someone just gave me TOP SECRET!

3-way?

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05:07 / 15.09.07

HAWT.

05:08 / 15.09.07

Midnight Cowboy looks like a cool film. I will have someone buy it for me.

If you are going to be getting all these poly-sexual erotes, will they be for sale in the same place as the chaps? Is there a discount for large orders and does my help in the creation process mean I get one free?

05:10 / 15.09.07

I feel really out of place here. I dont like leather chaps.

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05:10 / 15.09.07

You should get *two* free, and they should come with detailed instructions.

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05:11 / 15.09.07

So, you're more of a satin man?

05:12 / 15.09.07

They aren't made out of leather. They are made of maize snacks.
And the Erotes are fully customisable, probably. You can have yours in a mumu or something.

05:12 / 15.09.07

Barbarella is good for the soul. So good. And you need to see it before the remake, because it will make you look at things differently, like people who saw the two Wicker Man films in the wrong order.

Midnight Cowboy also quite really damned good.

Thirdly? DVD three-way? Yep. That's a plan. Hawt plan.

05:16 / 15.09.07

I'm trying to work The Wicker Man into the project now, but I think we'd be over seasoning the pudding.

Maybe we could just train the flying men to do naked wall dancing whilst singing folk songs?

05:16 / 15.09.07

Will there be no naked dancing women for us straights?

05:18 / 15.09.07

Oh dear. It is quarter past four. I really should be asleep.
Goodnight you lovely bizzare people. I'm going upstairs to dreams of glittery, pregnant seraphs.

<3 U ALL xMANY!

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05:18 / 15.09.07

DUDE. Shapeshifters. Polymorphic & polysexual! Marketing goldmine!

05:18 / 15.09.07

G'night Princess.

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05:19 / 15.09.07

Sleep tight, kidlet. Enjoy the glitter dreams.

05:20 / 15.09.07

DUDE. Shapeshifters. Polymorphic & polysexual! Marketing goldmine!

Created by the good people at Genpets?

05:20 / 15.09.07

For my money, it's the naked and dancing. Any further detail might just be... well, the wings are important. And erotic wall-slapping and hair adjustment.

05:22 / 15.09.07

(Venger: NO! I think you are missing the spirit of DancingSpanglyErotes™. We are here to create ART! Not mere ...titilation. This is not about mere lust. DancingSpanglyErotes™ has a much loftier purpose!)

05:24 / 15.09.07

Rrrrriiiight. Artistic.

Ero-car-slapping?

05:24 / 15.09.07

(ALthough shape-shifting has won me over. Do what you want with the project, I've given in to immorality.

We'll just have to tell the Girl Guides that we aren't interested in providing a mascot anymore. If they complain we can just fob them off. There basically a charity anyway.)

Goodnight again all.
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