Sleeping Wide Awake, It's the Lateshift With...

04:18 / 16.08.07

Bah! Its late enough!

04:19 / 16.08.07

I really need to bite my tounge here.

04:20 / 16.08.07

And I've been drunkering.

04:22 / 16.08.07

I too have been drunkerinz

Why are you biting yoer tongue?

04:27 / 16.08.07

Never mind.

What have you been drunkering? I have been on pishy bottles of Miller, but I do have a bottle of frighteningly good Laphroaig I got from looking after Proinsais' pets for a week!

Yay for Single Malts!

04:27 / 16.08.07

Venger, tongue biting is the coolest fad of the moment. Everyone on the 'lith is doing it. Didn't you know?

And personally, it distracts me from the taste of shoving my foot in my mouth moments before.

04:28 / 16.08.07

*wimper* (for current lack of single malts, or any matls really)

Im drinking Liebfraumilch. Its a white wine. One of the three batches I made. (white,red and rose)

04:29 / 16.08.07

Yes! A venerable skill and no mistake!

Many can learn from your wise example!

04:30 / 16.08.07

Ah, but homemade wine circumvents expensive and refined alcohol on the virtue of being made by YOUR OWN TWO HANDS! Which makes anything taste twice as sweet.

04:31 / 16.08.07

OK. SO I bit my tongue...what do I do with the end part. Its going to get lost if I just stick it in my pocket.

04:32 / 16.08.07

Stick a wee pair of googly eyes on it and mount it on a cocktail stick.

Obvious, really....

04:32 / 16.08.07

Ah, but homemade wine circumvents expensive and refined alcohol on the virtue of being made by YOUR OWN TWO HANDS! Which makes anything taste twice as sweet.

oh, you poor nieve person. There there. There there.

04:34 / 16.08.07

I take it the new wine is better than the other night's bad batch?

04:35 / 16.08.07

You've just become jaded.

You've just forgotten.

04:38 / 16.08.07

Well the new wine is white and red seems to need longer to age. So, while Im sure the red will eventually surpase the white, at this moment the white is nice

04:41 / 16.08.07

How long do you leave your reds to age?

Actually, how long have you been making your own, Keggers? You've been doing it at least as long as I've been lithing.

04:44 / 16.08.07

I've been making wine since... um.. 93?

I really only leave my reds to age the barest of the barest minimum, (about 4 weeks). They should be left at least 4 months but I seems I drink faster than I brew. Strange that.

04:45 / 16.08.07

And they still taste fabulous, Venger. I wish I had some right now. I am stuck with St.John's Wort tea, to try and help my anxiety.

04:46 / 16.08.07

Try chamomille.

04:53 / 16.08.07

If I could brew up some lovely Chinese tea for you lot (doing the ceremony and everything) at this moment, then I totally would.

That's the best I can do at the mo.

04:54 / 16.08.07

Though that's just teapot overkill.

I admit it. I was showing off.

04:55 / 16.08.07

And that's not actually my set. I stole it from somebody on flickr.

I don't deserve tea.

04:55 / 16.08.07

Jsut wondering: Who's the modern equivalent of Betty Page?

04:56 / 16.08.07

If you can preform the ceremony, I think you are more than deserving of tea. Gosh, I love a good Tea Ceremony.

04:57 / 16.08.07

We're magnanimous. Have a cup, deserved or not. Heck, have two cups.

05:00 / 16.08.07

I can do the ceremony well enough, but fellow barbelite Proinsias is yer man if you really want to talk turkey. That man knows his tea.

I've fallen behind a little of late, but it seems I may be making tea for a Kung-Fu master (no lie) at the start of next month, which is...... intimidating.

05:00 / 16.08.07

Who's the modern equivalent of Betty Page?

In what way?

In terms of at-the-time popularity for certain reasons? In terms of life, history, and legend? Or, who in a few decades will wear a devil costume on lunchboxes sold to grown men?

05:02 / 16.08.07

If you can answer that last question I'll be impressed.

And also a little scared.

05:02 / 16.08.07

In the whole modern pinup model fame sort of way. The closest I can think of is Dita Von Tease.

05:04 / 16.08.07

I think you may be right, Venger.

05:05 / 16.08.07

In other words, that would be my guess.

05:07 / 16.08.07

Yeah, Dita Von Teese is a good way to go, at least in terms of frank imitation. (Useless factoid #12 in a continuing series: back in my youth as a starving arts student one of my first professional gigs was designing corsets for Dita Von Teese.)

But that is kinda like the modern-day Elvis being a really, really good Elvis impersonator who's just sharpened the edges and polished up the finish.

05:14 / 16.08.07

Yeah, thats what I was thinking. Im not a fan of Dita. I dont know why.

Happy Dave

05:21 / 16.08.07

'Lo folks.