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FLAME WAR!

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iamus

19:49 / 08.08.07

So I met sleazenation veeeery briefly the other week by complete coincidence while rendezvousing with other barbelites on the way to a gig. Sleaze was apparently otherwise engaged and was unable to make it out with everyone else, and though I tried, not even the threat of an imminent FLAME WAR could sway him otherwise.

I am a man of my word. And not to be crossed in such a manner.

Sleaze? Your cosplay is WEAK and I'm fairly certain you couldn't LOL a CAT to save yourself!

Eh? Eh? See what happens?

And don't the rest of you look so smart. There's plenty of this shit to go around! Just you try me.

iamus

23:35 / 09.08.07

Well it certainly seems that way, Tesla.

It certainly seems that way.

I'm The Goddamn Shonen Bat
(prev. Essential Dazzler)

23:50 / 09.08.07

Iamus, I'm calling you out.

Tea. Is. For. Sissys

iamus

23:56 / 09.08.07

Oh yeah!?

Well it's better than TEABAGGING ON STREET CORNERS FOR SPARE CHANGE! But I don't suppose you'd know anything about that, would you?

I've spoken with The Masters. You're BANNED FROM TEA.

FOR LIFE.

I'm The Goddamn Shonen Bat
(prev. Essential Dazzler)

00:08 / 10.08.07

What an intersting display of tolerance for other peoples consensual sexual activities, Iamus.

Or, should I say, Mr. Littlejohn

Janean Patience

00:18 / 10.08.07

I'm of the mind that any consensual sexual activity, be it teabagging, felching or a Cleveland steamer, is demeaning to the person when done on street corners for spare change. Though I don't like to be judgemental and will happily be corrected.

Papess

00:24 / 10.08.07

Only if you consider a hundred bucks and up spare change, Mister.

I'm The Goddamn Shonen Bat
(prev. Essential Dazzler)

00:44 / 10.08.07

JP, my sexual practises are exceedingly complex, much like a Tolstoy piece.

I do not comment on you inability to wipe toilet seats after you micturate upon them.

ALTHOUGH I BELIEVE I SHOULD

Phex: Dorset Doom

01:02 / 10.08.07

Y'know, it really isn't an internet flame-war until somebody is called a 'looser'.

I'm The Goddamn Shonen Bat
(prev. Essential Dazzler)

01:05 / 10.08.07

Way to lower the tone, loseer.

Deculture Aquatripper

01:09 / 10.08.07

You all think you're so big and special, using your complicated fancy big words like 'micturate' and 'teabagging' and all! Spelling 'the' and 'a' correct all the time! Waving your big money fancy jobs in our faces and all your special talents just to make yourselves feel superior!

Keggers vs Dracula
(prev. Caffinated Keggers)

01:16 / 10.08.07

NO. I dont need to use any of those words to feel superior. I am superior. Although, around here, its hard not to be.

Deculture Aquatripper

01:33 / 10.08.07

You are superior, it's true. The superior looser!

The rest of you, Tyr commands you: Speak Common, boy!

Or, R U gurls*?

* nb, I use 'gurls' because it is socially acceptable n our culture and all my friends think its funny so u should 2 or yuo r a slave to the PC poleece. Or a gurl. And probably not even a hot one.

[I just jumped straight through flamewar to become an avatar of the interweb at 9:32 pm any given day on a random board. Kill me now, please, or send cure.]

c0nflict

04:03 / 10.08.07

well, what with you still living at home and all, I guess the idea of contact with women COULD seem a little intimidating.

just remember women are people too (even if they don't have such a well developed comic collection)...

Keggers vs Dracula
(prev. Caffinated Keggers)

04:16 / 10.08.07

Have you seen his mom's comic collection??

COG

04:19 / 10.08.07

I met a woman once. She sold me chips. Then I did fux with her and she told me that she was your mum. Too strong for your tunnelz? Deal brother, and I hold all the ACES!

Keggers vs Dracula
(prev. Caffinated Keggers)

04:21 / 10.08.07

hehe. That was me.

Yur aces. I holdz them.

Deculture Aquatripper

04:25 / 10.08.07

I'll have you know I CONTACT women all the time at home! All night! They are submissive, attentive, and expensive. And sometimes fully articulated!

Do I see Mary Jane Watson-Parker at home with any of you? I think not! Because u r poopyheads.

And... your momma, too! All of it!

ps, if there are any real gurls on here, and you are hot, pls send pix.

COG

04:30 / 10.08.07

I am a real gurl. I have pix. Do u want them?
Assume any attitude of submissiveness and you may receive special PMs. Or not. I am not a gurl. I am tired. Help. ouch

Old dear. Gin. Problems

05:39 / 10.08.07

coq;

What's driven you to this, mate?

Papess

06:05 / 10.08.07

Apparently large, throbbing headaches.

Probably a hangover.

Leigh Monster loses its cool

07:27 / 10.08.07

You is all would like a blueberry muffin?

Keggers vs Dracula
(prev. Caffinated Keggers)

07:31 / 10.08.07

I haz a bluberry muffin.

But I ated it.

iamus

07:35 / 10.08.07

I had a blueberry muffin. But I BURNT IT.

WITH MY FLAMES.

iamus

07:41 / 10.08.07

Can I have another please?

Deculture Aquatripper

07:43 / 10.08.07

I used to be a blueberry muffin. The pension plan wasn't so good, so I moved on.

Mono is the new Stereo

10:50 / 10.08.07

HAHAHA U all keep sayin MUFFin so much, bet U dont kno what one looks liek--U R PERVZZZZ!! HAHAHAHAAH

Seele Schneider
(prev. Atom)

10:54 / 10.08.07

I think we're missing the big picture here - the real question is, what will the new Smashing Pumpkins album be like?

And are any of the gyrlz here as hot as Darcey???

Dead Megatron

13:17 / 10.08.07

Smashing Pumpkins? Smashing Pumpkins????

God, one good thing about the last few years has been the utter and complete and total absence os smashing pumpkinness

In fact, I'm still waiting for the Pink Floyd reunion tour.

Anyway, more to the spirit of this thread: BURN! BURN! BUUUUURN!

Any hotgurls wanna see my myspace page?

FINKLESTEIN!

14:53 / 10.08.07

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I just blew Pop-Tart chunks all over my monitor because of that.

iamus

15:14 / 10.08.07

Loosers.

None of you will ever be as cool as Manowar.

Keggers vs Dracula
(prev. Caffinated Keggers)

15:18 / 10.08.07

Man-O-War would be alot cooler if they didnt spend as much time getting their hair permed.

MEDIUM TRUTH!

iamus

15:19 / 10.08.07

Hahaha!

I'm so totally Trogdor.

iamus

15:19 / 10.08.07

That's not a perm.

That's the power of ROCK.

Nincompoop.

Seele Schneider
(prev. Atom)

15:25 / 10.08.07

The 'Sign of the Hammer' is presumably... a picture of a hammer?

Between Manowar and Hagfish there's a real Monsters of the Deep vibe to Convo this afternoon.

All we need now is someone to mention that Disney Lovecraft adaptation that was being talked up a while back, Pete's Dagon.

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