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Leigh Monster loses its cool
07:46 / 24.07.07
best AAHHH WHOSE BED IS THIS ever.
 
 
Deculture Decedent
07:46 / 24.07.07
Well, now, that's an entirely different kettle of fish. Can't say I have any opposition to that. Aside from putting our chain monkey out of work. Can a chain monkey be ship's surgeon? I mean, Dr. Benway's baboon could do it, so...
 
 
Deculture Decedent
07:49 / 24.07.07
We can't get them all that wayk, is all I'm saying. Some or most? Sure. But if you get all the crew like that... it's not like I know how to expain their new jobs to them. And you can't always luck out, sometimes people get totally smashed and don't know a thing about ships at all! It's true, I've seen it happen. Lousy non-nautical drunkards stone skunked and unable to deck a swab. Even a very small one, similarly inebriated.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
07:49 / 24.07.07
You can be surgeon AND chain monkey, I get to be helmsman AND cook. Venger's Hat, as Captain, is in charge of the wine cellars.

Now eat your fucking nectarines, chums. No man dies of scurvy on my watch.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:50 / 24.07.07
Infact, Get Off the watch, I cant see the time!
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
07:52 / 24.07.07
But, sir, that's what we have the sun dial for.

(what do you mean, it's dark out? Shit, have I got my film negative vision goggles on again? Which one's Polaris, again?)
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
07:53 / 24.07.07
Polaris? the movie about dead people coming back to life in space?
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:54 / 24.07.07
thats sounds like a great movie
 
 
Deculture Decedent
07:56 / 24.07.07
Nobody's getting off the watch, not all of them, anyway. Each of us has to do a turn in the crows' nest, just 'cause there ain't enough to not.

Nobody gets off all the watches unless we can all get off all the time. 'S'not the Good Ship Venus, y'know.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
07:57 / 24.07.07
In space, nobody can hear you briefly dribble "Brains," before you explode due to decompression. Some resurrection.
 
 
Deculture Decedent
07:58 / 24.07.07
Polaris? First star to the right and straight on until you see the green of her hair?
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
07:59 / 24.07.07
papers I just collapsed on my keyboard laughing
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
07:59 / 24.07.07
There's a Polaris / Lorna Dane / Dogstar joke in there somewhere, but it fails to be in the funny region of the spectrum. Lame.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
08:02 / 24.07.07
Im going to assume it was bery funny and laugh.
I shall make a point to watch that movie.
and The Warriors. I havent seen that either.

But for now Im using Captain's Perogative and heading to my quarters. Whoever beats my squid in a best of 4 arm wrestling match is in charge.

G'night, Me Hearties!
 
 
Deculture Decedent
08:03 / 24.07.07
Cry, Havok and let slip the dogstar... yeah, no it's better to not even try.

O, Captain! My Captain! Our navigation's veering to dangerously unfunny!
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
08:04 / 24.07.07
Night, Cap'n! We'll do y'proud!
 
 
Deculture Decedent
08:05 / 24.07.07
Night, Cap.

And another nightcap for me, too, I guess, with another likely to follow.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
08:06 / 24.07.07
gnite sir! sweet dreams!
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
08:07 / 24.07.07
*sets to wrestling squid*
 
 
Deculture Decedent
08:10 / 24.07.07
Sets to watching Dr. Chain Monkey wrestle Small Giant Squid.

So, ever notice how many nautical references there are in the Traveling Willburys' songs? I'd never caught that before.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
08:11 / 24.07.07
 
 
Deculture Decedent
08:16 / 24.07.07
It's a classy squid that wears boots. This is invariable truth.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
08:19 / 24.07.07
alright, that's my watch done as well, i think, and i'm off to bed. Twas lovely shifting ye all!
 
 
Deculture Decedent
08:26 / 24.07.07
G'night.

Still kicking, Papers? Or am I the last 'lither lateshifting? (Which would mean I should probably just clean instead of cleaning and posting.)
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
08:27 / 24.07.07
Nice to see you, Leigh.

I'm going to churn out a couple hundred more words and then head off as well. I'm losing steam and there's not enough coal to keep me stocked 'til morning a-comes.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
05:17 / 25.07.07
Sigh.. do I have to start each night?
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
05:17 / 25.07.07
But you do it so well...
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
05:23 / 25.07.07
I cant argue in the face of such logic.

How' ya doing Stoats?
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
05:40 / 25.07.07
Why can't I be the person I should be when it comes to the person I love?

(sorry to be a downer)
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
05:42 / 25.07.07
I ain't doing too bad, really, I guess...

cheer up, Kali. We have pie.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
05:45 / 25.07.07
Its ok Kali. We all have those days. and weeks. and months. and years. Or is that just me?

All you can do is be the you you are.
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
05:49 / 25.07.07
And what I am I don't think is good enough for the person I love. He doesn't think that way, but I do.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
06:04 / 25.07.07
I wish I knew what to tell ya. Im horrid with the relationship advice.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
06:06 / 25.07.07
aw...what's making you feel that way?
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
06:06 / 25.07.07
May I copy apology letter here?

I would only do so knowing that all names are protected for the innocent.
 
  

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