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KEG SMASH!!

  
  

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Gypsy Lantern
17:12 / 06.07.07
KEG hate puny stretchy man with sand gun. Remind KEG of sitting through puny Fantastic Four movie and not getting those hours of his life back. KEG hate Fantastic Four movie more than KEG hate Barbelith. KEG hate Everything!
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:13 / 06.07.07
Right, THAT'S IT! I'm taking The Suit out of storage.
KEG! SMASHFEST! I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BISCUIT EATING LIZARD! BRING IT ON!

  
 
FINKLESTEIN!
17:14 / 06.07.07
"Oh, thank fuck for the GunCats," thought HSBS as he came upon the scene. The Fearsome Felines were chopping chunks out of KEG with their machine guns, but it didn't seem to have an effect. Quantum was urging them on, spawning countless LOLcats. He could see archabyss, lit from inside with greenish fire and shaking as she drew power from KEG. The big guns were blazing.

Staying low, HSBS made his way around to the back of KEG as Quantum hit it with an electro-blast. The creature reared back in pain. "Can't believe I'm going to do this," thought HSBS. Quick as he could, he jumped on KEGs back and started to climb. He was headed for it's back. Along the spine. Closer to the heart.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:19 / 06.07.07
HSBS sounds like place where KEG have bank account. KEG hate HSBS for not extending KEG overdraft. KEG needed overdraft for holiday to Caribbean Island after finished smashing Barbelith. KEG pull HSBS off KEG's back and smash HSBS against Giant LolCat in Galactus suit.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:32 / 06.07.07


Hate? Let me tell you about hate... KEG's hatred is like a burning flame, his rage like an exploding volcano. I hate everything and everyone (except my bad self) with a hatred like a thousand exploding suns, like the destruction of the universe in fire, a hatred so intense it can sunder the fabric of time and space.
Also, my laser screwdriver will turn you into a crap cgi muppet I will keep in a cage. Do as they say, KEG, this place must be preserved so I may dominate it utterly. (Evil Scientist promised me the Lab forum for a start)
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:34 / 06.07.07
KEG's pal Gene Hunt smash puny Master back into 1970s cop show.
 
 
Katherine
17:36 / 06.07.07
From where she was archabyss dearly hoped that Quantum would remember she was attached to KEG, after all being a puppet in a cage wasn't something she planned on.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:39 / 06.07.07
KEG like puny Arch Abyss puppet.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:40 / 06.07.07
"RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!" said KEG
 
 
iamus
17:41 / 06.07.07
Alright.
What seems to be the trouble here then?

Big scary servitor, eh? Reminds me of the time I had to trap the Unformed Graggermeth in the nucleus of an imploding subnova. Course that was back in the day. Not as spritely as I once was.

So, KEG...

Tell me about your mum, then.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:45 / 06.07.07
*regenerates, annoyed at Gene Hunt and KEG's total lack of fear*

'scuse me,

*grab*



HEY KEG!! HOW ABOUT A TASTY SNACK? *throw*
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:46 / 06.07.07
Haha, now to activate the device...



I rock so hard.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:47 / 06.07.07
KEG think puny Catherine Tate strange choice for new Doctor companion. KEG wonder what Doctor is thinking. KEG liked puny Martha and wonder why Doctor didn't. Doctor think he looks fly in sharp pinstripe suit but KEG remember when Doctor was Colin Baker and had question marks on his collars, multi-coloured overcoat and blond perm. KEG laugh at Doctor's perm.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:49 / 06.07.07
Sound of Drums in puny Master's head is just KEG's stomach grumbling.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:51 / 06.07.07


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:51 / 06.07.07
Shit, I think I destroyed the Books forum by accident.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:52 / 06.07.07
KEG likes puny mushroom.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:55 / 06.07.07
Time to bring in an expert methinks. *TARDIS NOISE*
...
*TARDIS NOISE*

You see? It's destroying everything in it's path!



"Hmm. A rogue Athame class servitor, eh.
I don't suppose you have a ceremonial dagger and a deck of cards to hand? Without them you are buggered."
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
17:56 / 06.07.07
Can it be time for the song and dance number now? OF DOOM?
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:57 / 06.07.07
Wait, there's some next to that smashed up moaning person! Handy!

I'll put my thinking cap on and hit the books then.

  
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
17:59 / 06.07.07
Keep draining, abyss, this may take a while...
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
18:00 / 06.07.07
KEG thinks puny Magus with face between hands looks like he's posing for cosmetics advert.
 
 
iamus
18:04 / 06.07.07
Nahhhh, he just intuited the really bad Thelema and Louise gag I was grasping to make.
 
 
FINKLESTEIN!
18:04 / 06.07.07
"Mister...*KAFF*...Mister Crowley?"

"Wash your hands...*RRCCH* before you touch my kit, ok?"
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
18:52 / 06.07.07
Shut it you weakling. I'll do as I please.



HAIL TO THE WATCHTOWERS OF EVERY DIRECTION! HAIL TO ALEX THOTH THE GREAT CREATOR! HAIL TO THE POWER OF THE TARDIS AND THE MASTER!
MAY THE MENACE OF KEG BE UNDONE, HIS RAGE DEVOUR ITSELF AND REVERT HIM TO THE PUNY LIZARD GEK! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, SO MOTE IT BE!!

(Everyone! Now is the time to strike!)
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
19:51 / 06.07.07
Shit! It's spreading to other threads! How do we contain it?!

"I'm off Quantum, my work here is done. It's up to you people now. I'll get my coat. TAXI! I mean, TARDIS!"

  
 
FINKLESTEIN!
20:08 / 06.07.07
"Everyone! Now is the time to strike!"

HSBS's prone form begins to twitch. Then jump. Then spark. Ragged cuts begin to appear on the body, appearing to have been made from inside. Heat and lightning begin to pour from the wounds, tearing them wider. The dead mouth contorts in a scream.

Whiteout.

And when it clears, a figure can be seen standing over the broken husk of HSBS. A new form, at once familiar and strange. electric monk has been reborn.



White light, motherfucker. White heat.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
20:43 / 06.07.07
Weren't they shit Iceman villains?
 
 
FINKLESTEIN!
20:53 / 06.07.07
Dammit, Haus! I'm a reincarnated magician with electricity pouring out of my pores, not a Marvel Zombie! LESS YAP! MORE ZAP!

  
 
Shiny
(prev. Feverfew)
20:59 / 06.07.07
No, no! Less Zap!

For Keg will only feed on your zap, and make things worse!

I counsel peace! For I am Feverfew the White!



And I come to you now, at the turn of the tide!
 
 
sTe
03:02 / 07.07.07
On a completely unrelated aside:

Has anyone heard from Keggers lately?

Just wondered?...

...surely it couldn't...
 
 
Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)
03:27 / 07.07.07
Looks around, whistling inconspicuosly...


"Hmmm? What's that? Problems? With KEG. Oh my my. Whatever shall be done about that?"
 
 
sTe
03:54 / 07.07.07
Ahhhhhh and Ahhhaahhhhh

I have suddenly come to see many things, one of which could perhaps be sated by:



Ah hah, take that unstoppable sequitorean creation who may or may not have consumed a former barbelithian forcing them to respawn themselves as a very similar moose loving barbelithian(exclamation - choose your own, mine's broke)

That'll do it, never seen any entity able to resist such colourful complex circuitry
 
 
Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)
04:01 / 07.07.07
The wires..so many colours. Pretty. They almost clash with the colours in the other complex circutries KEG has devoured. Almost.
 
 
iamus
07:22 / 07.07.07
Jelly baby?
 
  

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