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Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

02:12 / 09.06.08

I'm partially annoyed that it didn't get locked earlier, and partially annoyed that the lock means I don't get to say DIE IN A FIRE.

Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar
(prev. Papers Loves Patsy Walker)

05:14 / 11.06.08

I swear the Final Crisis thread is giving me cancer. I can't give you evidence or back that statement up in any way, but there you have it.

A Haus of Minions

08:06 / 11.06.08

Are you kidding? It's great.

TRY FOR BACKSEID!

Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar
(prev. Papers Loves Patsy Walker)

08:10 / 11.06.08

BaRkseid, dude. Barkseid. He lets loose the dogs of war.

A Haus of Minions

08:13 / 11.06.08

Inevitably, my joke is funnier. And, based as it is around bum love, closer to the spirit of DC comics.

Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar
(prev. Papers Loves Patsy Walker)

08:22 / 11.06.08

Only if it was Mark Millar directing the Spirit movie.

Evil Scientist
(prev. Wristwatch Nuke)

10:57 / 11.06.08

Can Backseid's omega beams punish ASS?

My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

22:14 / 13.06.08

I wish I were a stronger person, and didn't keep getting sucked in by Buk's "I'm really just a bit dim" act, only to be reminded that

Is it a particularly angelic child?

TROLL.

must not reply to stupid questions about poverty. must not reply to stupid questions about economics. must not.

Tarnished
(prev. Shiny)

23:43 / 13.06.08

Uh-huh. You have the right idea there. Walk away, walk away, walk away...

Evil Scientist
(prev. Wristwatch Nuke)

00:14 / 14.06.08

You know...I do have an orbital laser.

Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar
(prev. Papers Loves Patsy Walker)

00:46 / 14.06.08

I swear you say these things just to get me all hot and bothered, Evil Scientist. *swoon*

FINKLESTEIN!

05:54 / 14.06.08

You know...I do have an orbital laser.

You don't have to email someone with a request to push the 'FIRE' button, do you?

Please say no.

Evil Scientist
(prev. Wristwatch Nuke)

09:50 / 14.06.08

Kind of, I've got some guys on Test Island 4 who have to keep typing numbers into a computer to stop it firing, but I can always over-ride that.

Oh won't they be surprised...

Cletus Van Mist
(prev. Mist, the devil´s avocado)

10:24 / 14.06.08

I do hope, your laser is Tetsuo-proof.

Seele Schneider
(prev. Atom)

15:14 / 16.06.08

This. I'm no Switchboard diehard, but sometimes there isn't enough facepalm to go around.

Is bacon a joke suit? I seem to recall some stupidity involving his name at a previous occasion. Of course I may have misremembered.

Old dear. Gin. Problems

16:01 / 16.06.08

To be fair to bacon, he did raise a few questions

Maybe the answers are not 'easy'. Perhaps they're complicated. But that's the thing about questions. They have to be asked.

Maybe 'the powers that be' would rather you got your fireman out and slammed it repeatedly in a car door.

A Haus of Minions

16:46 / 16.06.08

I did have a thought, which was, specifically, "oh, didn't we ban bacon? Should probably fix that."

Interesting. What I think might have changed is that due process has turned from a lengthy banning thread to me and Randy agreeing that someone should be banned. If nobody objects to me doing so on the grounds that people are operating at too low a level to contribute anything worthwhile, I'm happy to proceed on that basis, although it remains a problem that the place might look like Tunguska by Wednesday.

Bots'wana Beast

20:37 / 16.06.08

I imagine that's either a Policy discussion or not a discussion at all, then. I've almost no opinion on the matter anymore.

My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

22:02 / 16.06.08

honestly, can (would) anyone speak up in defense of bacon? okay, other than Alex's Grandma. who is either kidding or drunk.

I don't even think bacon would (could) defend bacon. toss hir.

Life Critic

15:16 / 11.07.08

Haus.

My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

15:50 / 11.07.08

what a useful post!

A Haus of Minions

16:03 / 11.07.08

Dude, you can send me private messages telling me to leave you alone or you can do this, but both? Is confusing.

In an attempt to honour the spirit of both requests, I will acknowledge your annoyance, express my regret, and depart to consider my Threadnody of Mourning.

Life Critic

18:05 / 11.07.08

It's not confusing. I asked you to leave me alone and have registered my annoyance.
I didn't want a conversation about you annoying me. I wanted you to know you were doing it, so you might stop. It has proven fruitless to discuss this, and all I wish to do here is register my annoyance.

Please, now, leave me alone.

A Haus of Minions

18:09 / 11.07.08

I have no words.

freektemple
(prev. Soon: freektemple again)

18:35 / 11.07.08

OK... I'm guessing that both of you can piss an equal distance... Can't you share the last word somehow, or continue in PM?

HCE

18:43 / 11.07.08

It annoys me when people suggest that any time there is friction, all parties are equally aggrieved. Not only should my neighbor apologize for blocking my driveway, but I too should apologize for ... having a driveway.

iamus

18:51 / 11.07.08

Well, at the end of the day, it's your choice whether to get annoyed by it or not.

freektemple
(prev. Soon: freektemple again)

19:11 / 11.07.08

It annoys me when people suggest that any time there is friction, all parties are equally aggrieved.

If this is directed at me, let me expand my thought:I believe that Haus is in the wrong and his constant egging-on of LC is becomming harassing... I believe that he does this though because he's upset that Flyboy left and some people are happy about it. Not an excuse, but an observation, and maybe a wrong one at that. Haus is wrong but LC is eating it up and both contribute to the threadrot. The most action these boards have seen in a month or so (remember "Enlightenment"?) and it's another ever-escalating bicker match, right or wrong notwithstanding.

I'm sorry if my annoyance annoys you...

A Haus of Minions

00:53 / 12.07.08

How very wise you are, freektemple. It was wrong of me to take over Life Critic's brain with my mental mentalism and force him to send me a PM at 15:13 BT demanding that I leave him alone, and then further used my nefarious mental powers to make him follow up this demand that I surrender my right to reply by going immediately thereafter to a whole new thread and trying to start things up again by posting my name in Barbannoy. How very wrong of me to egg him on by making him send me a PM and then bump a new thread to the top of the Conversation taking a pop at me.

I have been misusing my mind control powers, but you have set me straight, freektemple. Good for you!

Our Lady Won't Do That Again
(prev. Our Lady in Her Haus)

17:24 / 12.07.08

This is why we can't have night shins.

This is why we can't have pied tins.

This is why we can't have sliced fins.

palace politics

22:15 / 12.07.08

damn straight, arguecat.

Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

00:52 / 15.07.08

My Barbannoy? That I never got to see Qalyn go head-to-head with Granny.

C'mon. Denfeld could have done the comic adaptation.

It would have been VERY.

8===>Q: alyn

01:39 / 15.07.08

Well, I'm not sure what to make of that. It suggests either that I am Barbelith's answer to Don Rickles or Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog, or that I am, I dunno, Metron to Granny's Apokalips or something. Can that be right? I never had any problem with Granny; whatever hullaballoo happened seemed, from my very, very distant and utterly uninterested purview, like another one of Barbelith's little picnics in Room 101; yet I get the feeling the comparison might be a little fraught?

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