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The Oddly Specific Sex Toy Thread [Not really safe for work, no.]

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DRR... DRR... DRR...

23:51 / 18.06.07

Look, I'm not saying it's wrong or anything, I mean in the grand scheme of things who's being hurt, really, but, well... what?

00:21 / 19.06.07

Um.

petunia

00:25 / 19.06.07

The feature that makes the Pussy Foot even better than an actual foot is the pussy located on the sole of the foot.[...] It is the perfect combination of foot and vagina.

I... um...

what?

00:38 / 19.06.07

I... suppose... it could be harmful to any poor sod who actually believes the Stockroom's (or the manufacturer's) claims that you can train yourself to... what? fuck feet? ...by using that object. I mean ow.

A Million Minions of Haus
(prev. Epic Scrabulous)

00:38 / 19.06.07

This silicone sex toy is also a convenient practice tool for preparing to get hot and kinky with actual feet. You are sure to have your technique down to a science when you train with the Pussy Foot.

Dr. Pussy-Foot, please report to the reception!

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

00:57 / 19.06.07

Wouldn´t Ticklish Stigmata be a nice name for a band?

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.

01:03 / 19.06.07

It is the perfect combination of foot and vagina.

Well, to be fair, I've seen a few times when the combination's not been quite right, and believe me, it really kills the mood.

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

01:03 / 19.06.07

First person to find a male version of this get's a shiny 20p.

My housemates would freak if they found that in the freezer.

Papess

01:16 / 19.06.07

Happy Feet?

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

01:51 / 19.06.07

Zippy, I think they mean in the space between two feet rather than through the sole of one.

Frottage rather than penetration.

Although, this is the internet. So I might be wrong.

01:57 / 19.06.07

There is a VAGINA in that foot.

Papess

02:10 / 19.06.07

How about a foot in the ass?

The Freewheeling Convo

02:16 / 19.06.07

Stop pussy-footing around guys.

Old dear. Gin. Problems
(prev. Alex's Grandma)

02:50 / 19.06.07

Might I inquire, TTS, as to how exactly you happened across this info?

I'm guessing it was research for the novel, right?

Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)

06:06 / 19.06.07

If it isn't for *your* novel, TtS, can I use it for mine?

Dutch

09:37 / 19.06.07

I wake up rubbing the sleep out my eyes, turn to barbelith sipping my coffeee, semi-randomly click the first link I see and am once again assured that the world is far crazier than I could ever imagine.

My first thought was: "selling jesus feet?"

Katherine

10:10 / 19.06.07

Might I inquire, TTS, as to how exactly you happened across this info?

I'm curious about that as well, but then I was the person who came across the inflatable dungeon in the OK thread by accident so I guess I shouldn't talk....

Shiny
(prev. Feverfew)

10:20 / 19.06.07

So someone's finally started the Q**nt*n T*r*nt*n* fetish line for real, huh?

Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)

13:56 / 19.06.07

If so, the Pussy Wagon is surely next, a yellow truck with a realistic latex vagina, so you can get your technique perfect before making a move on that tease of a chevy.

Sibelian 2.0

13:59 / 19.06.07

Well. There you go.

16:58 / 19.06.07

It's a thing of not a little horror and a dash of mad science glee for me I think...
Honestly it doesn't freak me out as much as when I first read about remotely controlled cyber sex toys over the internet. I mean a stranger has the joystick literally?

A quick google check reveals:
Realistic animal dildos? Er...I'm not clicking on that link.

The question is where is the silicon hentai tentacle/hentaicle?

Oh and I found a site I now need brain bleach to get out of my head...

First person to find a male version of this get's a shiny 20p.

Um...toes are already are used for that...

The Freewheeling Convo

18:06 / 19.06.07

My first thought was "you'll never get a videotape in there".

The Freewheeling Convo

18:11 / 19.06.07

Um...toes are already are used for that...

So, really, one could use a single pussy foot with either sex. There's your male version and I claim my 20 pence piece.

Honestly, as someone who's had a passing interest in H.R. Giger's biomechanical sexytime gubbins I'm more disturbed that they're sold looking like severed stumps.

"Fresh from the vine!"

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

18:55 / 19.06.07

But, but, but...

A woman's foot? I'm not putting my pee pee into a woman's foot!

The Freewheeling Convo

20:08 / 19.06.07

How about a doctor's hand?

The Freewheeling Convo

20:16 / 19.06.07

They already have a cast of Dave's hand and, well, "Doctor W-hole" anyone?

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

20:34 / 19.06.07

Link me!

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

20:34 / 19.06.07

Link me!

Liger Null

20:48 / 19.06.07

That top image of the two severed feet tied together with rope really creeps me out.

Liger Null

20:53 / 19.06.07

The glass dildos are kind of pretty though.

A fall of geckos

23:17 / 19.06.07

Hmmm... Cronenberg appears to be directing reality now.

Long live the new flesh and all that.

misterdomino.org

23:31 / 19.06.07

I went to a Matthew Barney movie pre-shoot kinda party, where they were testing out scenes for his new film at his huge warehouse studio in New York...all of the NY art elite were there, watching as his assistants were goading a full grown bull into penetrating this...hot rod. A hot rod that they built this mechanical vagina into the back of. Vaginas can be anywhere nowadays.

08:09 / 20.06.07

So, animal cruelty as art? Well, now I know of a good reason to hate Matthew Barney. Do you have a link to any press (or art press will do, I suppose) on this event?

iamus

23:24 / 20.07.07

Oh.... right.....

Deculture Aquatripper
(prev. Dcdnt Dytrppr n Lv)

23:38 / 20.07.07

Am I the only one who thought of a Cramps album?

And that feet thing's still creeping me out. There are horror comics about that sort of thing.

I certainly hope people get beyond their money's worth of pleasure from it all. Especially at those prices.

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