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Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
06:13 / 04.07.07
Good for you! Everyone says we need people who persevere, I say we need people who give up. I know that I am going to back to drinking when the weekend rolls around. I think it will be good for me (especially my liver) for me to stop drinking during the week.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
06:19 / 04.07.07
Well, on weeknights, I usually limit myself to one of two glasses of wine. On the weekends, however, my liver has carte-blanche. I like to think of it as keeping my liver in fighting shape.
Then there's always the classic Clif Clavern theory of alchohol and its effect on the brain....

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


classic.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
06:20 / 04.07.07
Silly moi, its 'Claven' not Clavern
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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06:29 / 04.07.07
Seeing as tomorrow is my day off, I may have to have a small glass of rice wine tonight while I clean the bloody dishes.

How do, Barbenauts? Are you dripping-hot like me right now?
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
06:35 / 04.07.07
hey Papers!
Day off tomorrow? Happy Jul..hey! Wait a second... You're in BC. What's the deal?
The heat here is none existant, which is a nice change to the 37c we've been having (especially once you factor in the hummidity)

Rice wine sounds nice. Actually, I've only had it once and that was YEARS ago. Right now Im drinking a nice valpolicella, or as my neighbour calls it... the red wine.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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06:49 / 04.07.07
Valpolicella! We made a batch of that last time we made wine, although I still can't spell it properly.

It's not July 4th in the American sense for me because yeah, I'm in B.C. It's just that Wednesdays are my regular day off. I'm going to hopefully buy comics and go for a picnic dinner at the beach with my rogues' gallery.
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
06:50 / 04.07.07
Yeah here it is very nice and surprisingly temperate. It is supposed to heat up very soon though, I guess something to look forward to, well not really. I am staying up supposedly to study for this test that I have on July 5th. God damn system put my big test the day after Independence Day so I could not go out and party like everyone else
 
 
Deculture Decedent
06:57 / 04.07.07
I've only now realized I'm stuck here in Nebraska of all places, for another month or so. Where it is humid even when not hot. So sometimes, as now, it's warm and still wet and full of Nebraskans. Cornhuskers. Towns of them armed with fireworks and fruit-beers. Fruit beers!

The weird thing is, being in the States, I should get tomorrow of all days off, but have been convinced to work an actual clocked day, trying to fix someone else's childrens/young adult novel and convince the production people I actually have any idea what the eight to twelve yr old girls' market is interested in reading (or not reading), when none of us on the phone conference tomorrow, excepting one, have ever actually been a little girl. Apparently my suggesting one of the many white men of the book be restructured into Grace Jones playing Robin Hood is not what girls want to read. Nor, is letting the child protagonist of the book grow older (as the men do) or be competent on her own. They want more tie-in jewelry than the book already has. And a femme fatale who's age has recently been regressed from 14/15 (where it was when this was a Disney thing, ages ago) to around eight. Because that's not creepy at all, no.

This will keep me up tonight, I just know it.
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
07:03 / 04.07.07
Yeah that is tough. I have a friend who is an aspiring author for that age group and she has no idea what to write, so she decided to base her novel on the Gossip Girl series and market it to the preteen girl market.

I am here stuck in New York, but I do kind of have tomorrow off. Well, I am working on the big fireworks that are happening here in New York City that millions of people are going to be watching, but that is just one of my side projects to make some money. I am really staying up all night studying the really un-interesting subject of International Economics. All these acronyms really want me to go on some sort of violent rampage...MPS, MPC, MPM, IS curve, LS curve, BP curve ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:06 / 04.07.07
Fruit beers

I refuse to believe in such atrocities.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:06 / 04.07.07
No, really. WTF???
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
07:08 / 04.07.07
Yeah I had one once....I did not know what it was until my Russian friend translated what was on the label. I was just handed this bottle with everything written in Russian on it, and I took a sip. It was pretty nasty, but I guess I am glad I tried it.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:10 / 04.07.07
Well I guess you have to try everything once. Within reason, ofcourse. The whole thing of dipping your tongue into the wood chipper.. dont do that.
 
 
Deculture Decedent
07:13 / 04.07.07
To be fair, some people are really sweet about it. 'Have you tried a fruit beer?' is harder to be all reactionary 'WTF-no-no-no!' about when they're looking at you with half-watery eyes in the depths of summer. Partly because I have that Summer Girlfriend Bug that showed up in Black Books but with double the affliction for reasons of not being intelligent enough to pick a gender to be attracted to, and partly because, well, it's Nebraska and they don't know any better. Thus have I had now fruit beer. More than once. Which is exactly like drinking beer and eating an apricot at the same time. Something normal people would never do. For ethical reasons.

And the only Guinness in town is Kaliber.
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
07:14 / 04.07.07
Damn....too late for that one. Yeah I am adventerous when it comes to food and drinking. I am not one to just try drugs though. I use alcohol and drinking to get out my urges to act very stupidly.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:18 / 04.07.07
Wow. I feel as if I should send you a beer care package. If I had the money, it'd be on my to do list.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:22 / 04.07.07
I use alcohol and drinking to get out my urges to act very stupidly.

Funny, I use alcohol and drinking as a method of stoping me from acting very stupidly.

To quote a certain H.Simpson: "ah Alchohol, the cause of and solution to all our problems."
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
07:25 / 04.07.07
I have never heard a more true statement. Homer Simpson is my role model in life...an outstanding family man who is responsible, smart and caring.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:26 / 04.07.07
he has his moments.
 
 
Deculture Decedent
07:39 / 04.07.07
You think I'd get fired if in the middle of tomorrow's meeting I just start repeating 'No beer and no TV make Homer go something something...'? If all my joints are stinging from the humidity, I may have to. It'd be like gnawing on a leg to get out of a beartrap; the teeth might not actually get through the bone, but it would distract from the rest of the situation.

And I wonder why my agent tells me not post on Barbelith too much.
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
07:42 / 04.07.07
I would not fire you if you did that. I would find it funny and then move on the meeting. Those business people probably do not have the same sense of humor that I do. It really is too bad there are few employees in the real world like Homer Simpson
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
07:43 / 04.07.07
My suggestion? Fire your agent. Out of a cannon.

and also, start writting books of your own (if you're not doing that already)
 
 
Deculture Decedent
07:55 / 04.07.07
I'm doing my own, it's just off to the side. Two novels currently on hold because there's interest, but the interested parties are moving incredibly slow. Polish and the more frustrating out-and-out ghosting pays quicker and more frequently. It is infinitely less rewarding that seeing my own stuff out there, though, and I can talk about it to far more people than I could when I was writing for porno or Disney, because it's generally middle-of-the-road stuff likely passed over by virtually anyone who sees it on a shelf.

I suppose, if I had a bit more confidence, or lied about having confidence better, I'd have had a better shot at having something substantial out already. Presuming lack of great talent and desperate need of a good editor wouldn't get in the way.
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
07:58 / 04.07.07
Ah the world of creative writing. My mom was a book editor so I know how it works. It really is an awful business from what I heard from my mom. I have had ideas for novels but I don't know if I really want to publish it, even if I did write it all down. I feel like writing for me is more of a therapy, a way to get out my feelings in the guise of some fictional charachter.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
08:11 / 04.07.07
Well I hate to be the first to do this... but I must bid you all adieu. The bed, she calls to me.
Catcha on the flip
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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08:14 / 04.07.07
Night, Hat.
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
08:18 / 04.07.07
Goodnight. Damn, I wish my bed would call me at night. My bed creaks when I go on it like it does not want me to lie on it
 
 
Deculture Decedent
08:31 / 04.07.07
I'm sure there's a bed calling to us all out there somewhere. It's just got the wrong phone number, or frequency, or something. A bed for everyone, and everyone for bed.
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
08:36 / 04.07.07
I like that idea. I guess I just have to find the right frequency in order to find my real bed. I hope my real bed is somewhere really nice, preferably on a beach
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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09:04 / 04.07.07
I'm in the mood to read Winsor McKay comic strips with Little Nemo going off to Slumberland atop his great galloping bed.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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09:04 / 04.07.07
Ps: It's nice to see you, Decadent! Where did you go?
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
09:24 / 04.07.07
I think I will hit the sack as it is almost 3:30 am where I am. I guess time is just relative, but I am feeling tired so I will go by that. I wish everyone who is still up goodnight!
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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09:26 / 04.07.07
Night, Jer. Don't fall off the bed while it gallops.
 
 
Deculture Decedent
09:41 / 04.07.07
Night, JerW.

And for curious parties, I took a half-voluntary (internet access via library or coffee-shop only) week and a half off from anything online that wasn't directly work-related. Barbelith appeared suitably alien when I first returned, making me wonder what a month or more off would render.

Last time I did such, I waited until someone namechecked me in a thread before returning to regular posting. This time, it was just right back in.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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09:57 / 04.07.07
Some days I think a break would be nice, but without the Lith - how would I procrastinate? There's only so much you can do with facebook.
 
  

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