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Late shift number one

 
  

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Jack Denfeld
08:59 / 11.06.07
hello. i'm awake and a little bored. how about you?
 
 
Dutch
09:29 / 11.06.07
I rub the sand out of my eyes, I do
 
 
Jack Denfeld
09:35 / 11.06.07
sandy eyes would suck. im bored and hungry. got any food?
 
 
Dutch
09:48 / 11.06.07
Yes, I'm not hungry.

You can have my boterham met hagelslag

 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
09:50 / 11.06.07
Hullo. How's everyone? Did I miss anything important the last couple weeks?
 
 
Jack Denfeld
10:08 / 11.06.07
Not really.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
10:26 / 11.06.07
That's good. May I also have a scary squiggly things on toast?
 
 
Dutch
10:37 / 11.06.07
Those are not scary squiggly things. They are part of our nation's great culinary tradition.

Wortelstampot, now that is scary looking:

 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
11:02 / 11.06.07
can i eat it with that fork-hammer thing?
 
 
Dutch
11:31 / 11.06.07
It is possible, but not very practical. It usually serves only the purpose of mashing all of the potentially tasty ingredients together in order to create the multicoloured mash of doom you see before you.
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
(prev. Triplets)
20:00 / 11.06.07
Hammerfork is going to be the name of my new Blood Bowl team.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
04:40 / 12.06.07
Good name.
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
05:02 / 12.06.07
Is that mashed potatos and turnips?
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
06:22 / 12.06.07
I was Monster Boy all day, eating villagers and demanding virgin sacrifice, snatching goats from bridges and generally not dealing with the human race well, but now I feel rather at peace...and there's a late shift! I have been in the desert for so long without one. You forget the things that aren't there anymore, sometimes*.

* - What?
 
 
Dutch
11:45 / 12.06.07
It's actually mashed potatoes and carrots, horrible stuff
 
 
Wristwatch Nuke
12:44 / 12.06.07
That sounds quite pleasant. It'd never take the place of garlic mash though.
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
05:32 / 15.06.07
Anyone else up and about on the Lith?
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
05:45 / 15.06.07
Indeed!
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
05:51 / 15.06.07
Good old one-horn. How's life in the hat business?
 
 
netbanshee
05:51 / 15.06.07
Wow. Late shift number one. Such a momentous occasion.

My phone died this evening... time to invest in Stand Alone Complex for a moment or two. It's the Retrograde of Mercury, I tell you.
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
05:53 / 15.06.07
I got out of the hat buiness, damn lions kept popping out of them.

Calling it Number One, doesnt really make it number one.

Just 'cause you say you're Spartacus doesn't mean you're Spartacus.
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
05:55 / 15.06.07
Does it feel like it's always Mercury in Retrograde these days?

Why on earth is this Number One, anyway? Isn't it more like Number 1001?
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
05:56 / 15.06.07
Maybe we hit 99 and the counter reset?
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
06:00 / 15.06.07
Or the late shifts get together, lumbering in the great Barbefields while we finally rest our eyes, and they fight. They fight and they die while we snore.
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
06:02 / 15.06.07
or, they merge to form UltraShifticon!
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
06:05 / 15.06.07
And then beat up the Work Shift and call it names. Names like Susan, or Anthony, or Beryl.
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
06:13 / 15.06.07
Oh Ultrashifticon, is there any shift you cannot mock with your vast repetoire of names? Surely other shift quake at the mere mention of your name.
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
06:14 / 15.06.07
Didn't there used to be an early shift? Anyone seen it around anywhere, lately? Hmmmmmm?
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
06:20 / 15.06.07
Its best not to mention the earlyshift... just pretend nothing happened.
 
 
COG
06:35 / 15.06.07
up too early with the wind outside banging lots of doors in my block. Noise! only 5 hours sleep and a long day ahead.
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
06:38 / 15.06.07
Aha! The Earlyshift, now broadcasting live from within the belly of the Lateshift!
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
06:39 / 15.06.07
Do you sleep well with ear plugs, COG? I find they help considerably.
 
 
COG
06:44 / 15.06.07
I've tried them in the past, but they wouldn't have helped this morning. The door that was banging was mine, I was just too lazy/drowsy to secure all the hatches.
 
 
Consistantly Keggers
06:45 / 15.06.07
I thought only ships had hatches?
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
06:52 / 15.06.07
Maybe COG's on a ship!
 
  

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