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We can has KITTEH FILTER.

  
  

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Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
00:17 / 18.05.07
"Invisible PC Police" kind of rocks, though.

Not sure we want to use up all our really good ones before we have an opportunity to come up with some crackers "in the field", though.
 
 
E. Randy Dupre
00:21 / 18.05.07
Iz it can be banz teim now?
 
 
*
00:33 / 18.05.07
Oh, I was thinking about this being an archive so anyone who spots a lolcatworthy post can dig out this thread and slap in a readymade lolcat most expeditiously.

("Noez! Dunt slap teh lolkitteh!")
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
00:38 / 18.05.07
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
00:43 / 18.05.07
Upon reflection I think we're going to need some LolKev and LolAl for when the Temple gets flaky.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
00:56 / 18.05.07


 
 
Quantum - terribly nonplussed
(prev. Quantum of Solace)
01:11 / 18.05.07
lol, needz moor catz
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
01:18 / 18.05.07
OH NOEZ! PC POLIEC HAZ FOUND R TAZ!!!
 
 
Ex
10:24 / 18.05.07



 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:35 / 18.05.07
That tigers one is a work of genius.
 
 
Rex Feral
12:05 / 18.05.07
I confess to e-mailing that 'I has a natural domina' one around to people who probably have no context to see why I think it's so marvelous.

It was the one directly below that did it for me. Well done Wonderstarr!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
12:24 / 18.05.07
Karl Marx sez: Orl Y00r Meanz ov Produkshun Bilong To Usz!!LOL
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
18:58 / 18.05.07
What's the "Burning Time" stuff all about?
 
 
Secret Bat-Fairies
(prev. Smith & Papers)
19:00 / 18.05.07
Karl Marx sez: Orl Y00r Meanz ov Produkshun Bilong To Usz!!LOL

Relgun iz teh OP@ ov teh Mazzs!!!1!!!11
 
 
Princess Augustine the Hippo
(prev. Prayerful Princess Petulant)
19:08 / 18.05.07
"The Burning Times" is a period in Pagan history where many millions of innocent Wiccans where burned at the stake by Catholics.

The fact that it never happened (and never could of due to, well, facts) doesn't stop some people from going on and on about it. The number of people supposedly killed in this pseudo-massacre keeps on increasing due to some people in the Pagan community wanting to seem "more persecuted than thou".

It's also a nifty way of working Christian bashing and sheeple-related-Othering in a supposedly "tolerant" et of beliefs.

Criticism of the idea can be found here.
 
 
Tom Waits knows Kali
(prev. Kali, owner of a mouthy cat)
19:45 / 18.05.07
Best. Thread. Ever.
 
 
Quantum - terribly nonplussed
(prev. Quantum of Solace)
19:58 / 18.05.07
What's the "Burning Time" stuff all about?

KITTEH WANT BURNINGZ NOW!
Talks To Strangers is suggesting that a brief resurgence of the tradition, and putting certain people to the flame, iz wld b gud plz.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
20:02 / 18.05.07

More smurf than kitteh, I suppose.
 
 
Dcdnt Dytrppr n Lv
(prev. Decadent Daytripper in Love)
20:02 / 18.05.07
I'm a bit uncomfortable with how much I love the little smiley face in the question mark on that burning time request. The question itself comes down to... smiley face. Happy kitteh online genocide of love.
 
 
Boboss
20:09 / 18.05.07
Too much correct punctuation there, Mist.
 
 
Tom Waits knows Kali
(prev. Kali, owner of a mouthy cat)
20:11 / 18.05.07
MOR KAT PITURS!
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
20:25 / 18.05.07
MOR KAT PITURS!

But, but itīs not all about the kittens! Well okay, kitteh it is.


BTW, does anyone know, how to get a black border around the letters (with photoshop for example)?
 
 
Tom Waits knows Kali
(prev. Kali, owner of a mouthy cat)
20:27 / 18.05.07
That cat looks like he has to pee really badly.
 
 
Dcdnt Dytrppr n Lv
(prev. Decadent Daytripper in Love)
20:32 / 18.05.07
There are bordered/outlined font types available. Dr. Pepper being the name (I believe) of one of them that used to come in a Mac magazine font-collection periodically. I'd assume that's the best way to go about it, although Illustrator allows one to do a shadow-effect that effectively makes light-lettering with a dark outline.
 
 
electric monk
20:41 / 18.05.07
Use the Layer Effects, Mist. The one you're looking for is called "Stroke".
 
 
imaginary mice
20:55 / 18.05.07
More tiger madness...

WE IZ REEL LIVE DOGZ
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
23:52 / 18.05.07
Thanks for the tips, Decadent Nightfalling and Monk. My program is not in english (and itīs difficult with a confusing help function), so I havenīt found the layers and stroke thing yet. But Iīve found another neat effect. How do you like my experiment?


And Boboss, youīre right; all that cat grammar is more intrictae to grasp than it looks!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
00:13 / 19.05.07


KITTEH EMPIRRE!!LOL!1

OMG! Teh Empurror makes hiz rondz, Mahstr! of alll Katz
Faet in teh Middwest, Empurer rolz hiss littl balllz -- Katlnd
Sez hi to hs pall Wolter, 4 all thet smokkin in teh bakyard
Teh neybbors do nott unnerstand, heez an abberrashaon
Evn can makez a funy noizeOMG!!!
He can has plais grate huntter wit a ballpoynt penn
Wen teh lolcat's awai, ah, iz reglar ratt dayy!!!1!
Wen teh rat'z awai, ah, King Kitteh, King Kitteh! I can has play dai
I has jump aroun with my wang in teh wynd
It flopz aroun, you admyured it RFLMAO!
I can has be neghbor now
U can't stop mee now!1!
Has can exchange??, I wil evn runn a mm mm mm??
If not, theen awl I wont is sommtinn els
U will ask them 4 me
In xchanj, Iwl pee on everyythin u valuw lawlz!
I am teh tewtul Empurer of Katz!
I can has wot I wont now, Kitteh!
I can has wot I wont now, kitteh! RFFLZ!1!
I shitt owtsyde if can has
All a part of my, ow, Kitteh! emppir
 
 
aim for joviality
16:41 / 19.05.07



Which I think made me laugh because of the 'I'm hiding my face - I'm invisible!' thing that those without theory of mind do.
 
 
Quantum - terribly nonplussed
(prev. Quantum of Solace)
17:05 / 19.05.07



TEH KAT EMPERORR SEZE ORL, TEH KAT EMPERORR NOZE ORL
 
 
invisible_al
22:46 / 19.05.07


Xkcd.com wins again
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
19:05 / 22.05.07
 
 
XK
19:13 / 22.05.07


This one worked really well in response to my Dad's neocon email onslaught. The rest of my family really enjoyed the smackdown via lolcat.
 
 
Secret Bat-Fairies
(prev. Smith & Papers)
19:29 / 22.05.07
Good to hear, Breeches! You get the loving admonishment and some reassurance that the rest of the family probably also has problems with his views.

I mean: Prbly hs teh probs wiv is vus.
 
 
Boboss
21:31 / 22.05.07
LOLCAT FITIN WIF LUV
 
  

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