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Big Brother 8.

 
  

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Bots'wana Beast
14:50 / 03.06.07
Is any one else getting an ' I go out at weekends and stab tramps with screwdrivers' vide from Ziggy?

Well, no, but he does sound a lot like Christian Bale who once played a character that did those sort of things.
 
 
Bots'wana Beast
22:30 / 03.06.07
Awesome runon diaryroom meltdown, Charlie.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
19:59 / 04.06.07
Oh dear. My overdeveloped sense of sympathy is coming in to play FAR too early this season. I can't stand Charley, but, fuck, she's gonna be so hated by the nation already. I mean, she got booed on the way IN, for a start. And she hasn't done anything anywhere nearly as bad as previous contestants- she's gonna be really fucked up by her eviction interview if it happens soon. And all she's done, really, is be fairly unbearable. Much like most of the population.
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
00:33 / 06.06.07
That task was a bit horrific.

If Chanelle had listened to Charley about who Ziggy fancied the most, they would have doubled their food budget! But did she listen? No, she didn't!?!

Then again, nobody seem to be handling the situation all that well. Apart from the twins.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
00:48 / 06.06.07
That was the best task ever.

And I mean EVER.

Not just on Big Brother.

EVER.

Followed by the most pointless and bloody conflict since the invasion of Iraq!

That was a quality highlights show, it really was.
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
05:30 / 06.06.07
Balls. What was the task?
 
 
nighthawk
08:41 / 06.06.07
The women had to rank themselves by various criteria (intelligence, attractiveness, considerateness), and Ziggy had to make guesses about who was ranked where.

That was a very good highlights show. The producers must be realising that its all a bit dull so far because they were really trying to stir it up last night.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:45 / 06.06.07
Am I the only person who's been really enjoying the show so far? I haven't found it dull at all!
 
 
JohnArrrgggggg!!
(prev. John Odin)
11:16 / 06.06.07
Caught it last night got a "we have 200 quid to feed 12, oh well ho hum. We have one gas powerd hair straightner ARGGGGDISFUCKINGASTER!!"

Ok looking at some of the housmates they probaly live with hunger pangs everday in the hope of becoming a WAG. But i'm sat there looking and the TV and wondering "At some point in the next 13 weeks, the GBP will see your ladybits, but as long as your hair looks good?"

Dignity 0 Vanity 1

It's so fascinating in a car crash tv kind of way, I feel dirty and wrong for watching it, yet I cant help myself.
 
 
Vá de Folia
11:48 / 06.06.07
Oh, just drop the guilt and eat the pop. The most "remarkable" thing to happen in our Big Brother history was a guy being called son of a whore by a female housemate and as such kicking her in the gut (urgh), as the other Country Lad who spent time with the chicken, and liked the chicken, and had no soul, and had no brain, but had the chicken, won.

SO DON'T YOU TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:22 / 06.06.07
Spain? Brazil?

And damn - they still have chickens on your native BB?

I miss the chickens.
 
 
Vá de Folia
16:05 / 06.06.07
Oh, I meant the whole series. It's not on right now, hasn't been for, I think, a couple of years. I think the only thing left in the SCANDALOUS REALITY category is "Faithful Or Unfaithful", in which people watch on stage as their S.O.s are seduced by actors and filmed with "hidden cameras", while the host continuously says "STOP EVERYTHING!" to go on about HOW MARIA HAS JUST TOLD MÁRIO THAT HER HUSBAND ISN'T THAT GREAT IN BED, BUT BY GOD MÁRIO MUST HAVE THE GOODS, AS HE TAKES HER TOP OFF and OH GOD the Husband is making threats already, and Maria is a fucking PUTA!, and Mário is a BASTARD! about to be BEAT UP!, and in case you don't get the point, the bottom of the screen will tell you, always, how TODAY'S FAITHFUL OR UNFAITHFUL IS VERY CONTROVERSIAL!.

On the plus said, the one time I actually stopped to watch the show, the host went on a rant about how HE WOULD NOT TAKE ACCUSATIONS OF HOMOSEXUALITY LIGHTLY! BECAUSE THAT IS DISCRIMINATION! WE HAVE TO STOP THE DISCRIMINATION! IT IS NOT THE KIND OF ACCUSATION YOU SHOULD MAKE! AND NOT EVERYONE IN TV IS GAY!, which was heartwarming.

But...

No true, properly inspiring pop tv. Withdrawal of which is probably to blame for the entirely off-topic rant above. It might come back this year, though, I hear, and who knows, I might drug friends into accompanying me in my hopes that it returns in better form.

Anyway: Portugal.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:19 / 06.06.07
You've probably heard these, but here Popjustice's Emily highlights.
 
 
Jawsus and baby jawsus
21:27 / 06.06.07
This is the women who sums up the hospiltality area at the V festival. Top stuff

Top Shop more like.
 
 
Transfer's butler, Sebastian
(prev. Seele Schneider)
12:23 / 07.06.07
Blimey, that was fast.

Unfortunately Torygirl hasn't stuck around for long enough to provide a fully-developed negative role model for the NME-reading youthadanation and maybe persuade them that, sorry, being into alternative music doesn't get you a free pass from being a charmless racist.
 
 
Fly Beezy (War Minister)
12:47 / 07.06.07
I'm almost sorry I'm not watching this now!

There's a new racism sweeping our nation, etc...
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
15:39 / 07.06.07
I miss the chickens.

Yes, but given the personality types the show attracts these days, I doubt they'd last very long.

Although perhaps, on that note, the producers could try putting some pet lambs in, or calves - the nation could look on in horror as they steadily weakened, from hunger and neglect. Channel 4 would have to intervene before they actually died of course, but it still might make for an interesting twist. Conceivably, one of the male housemates might drunkenly make his way to enclosure one enchsnted evening, in the mood for romance.

Thinking about it, that in particular's probably why they don't have chickens on the show anymore. After Kinga's moment with the wine bottle, I suppose almost anything must seem possible.
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
16:25 / 07.06.07
Blimey, that was fast.

Indeed. If this was Big Barbelith we'd have hours of Big Brother talking to Emily, then another Big Bruv taking the piss, while the next would pipe in that, hey, can a joke be really offensive? Quickly followed by the car-crash screech of the Big Brother Voices all wrestling for the microphone. Then one of them would start mimicing her in lolcat speak. I suppose, after a few days of an invisible overseer who's gone bananas, Emily would be able to sneak out of the Diary Room and, keeping a low profile, act as if everything had blown over. Or she'd starve to death.

I'm not criticising anything here, you understand. It would make compelling television. Perhaps filmed from undisclosed location on international waters.
 
 
Transfer's butler, Sebastian
(prev. Seele Schneider)
16:50 / 07.06.07
Perhaps filmed from undisclosed location on international waters.

Like Battle Royale!

This marks the 50,001st "Reality Show X would be much better if it was done with weapons, like Battle Royale" observation to be made on the internet. Thank you, I'm off to collect my signed Takeshi Kitano noose.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
16:58 / 07.06.07
Wow. And for two days this thread's been dead as fuck!

Poor Emily, eh? Oh well, I'm sure the Daily Star can get her a gig wearing St George pants next to Danielle Lloyd.

I bet if she was ten years older she'd have been REALLY into Kula Shaker.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:00 / 07.06.07
Incidentally, what does "are you pushing it out" mean?

Am I just old, or does it have something to do with having a poo?
 
 
Olulabelle
17:15 / 07.06.07
No, it meant that Charley was dancing with her hips pushed forward, in a (as Emily saw it) provocative manner.
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
17:15 / 07.06.07
Wow. And for two days this thread's been dead as fuck!

I think we're all just trying to deal with the absent god issue, in our own ways.

But he abandoned us! We have to move on ...
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:30 / 07.06.07
He's still on, erm, a certain other forum where BB and the like are discussed...
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:30 / 07.06.07
No, it meant that Charley was dancing with her hips pushed forward, in a (as Emily saw it) provocative manner.

Ah. I'm just old then.
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
18:22 / 07.06.07
I think we're all just trying to deal with the absent god issue, in our own ways.

It's okay to need him, Alex.
 
 
Jawsus and baby jawsus
18:52 / 07.06.07
well that's her topshop campaign down the toilet.

Anyone seen any reports on how Charley responded to the comment/eviction?
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
19:01 / 07.06.07
He's still on, erm, a certain other forum where BB and the like are discussed...

Yeah, but it's not the same though, is it?

It just isn't the same.

My rheumy old eyes are filling up now - perhaps if we all wish very, very hard, he'll come back?

Perhaps some of the more magik-inclined members of the board could, erm, perform a sigil, just to set the process in motion?
 
 
*
19:46 / 07.06.07
You lot could just keep going on about your surmised chicks with dicks. That would help me wish even harder. I wish the indentation in spacetime from the weight of my rage would miraculously summon him, but somehow I doubt that will happen. Which is probably for the best all around.

You have no idea how angry portions of this thread have made me.
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
21:17 / 07.06.07
To be fair, Mr. McCavanaugh, only Jub brought it up. Then went on about it. Anna then said 'no', but gave a half-hearted 'maybe', adding a 'who cares'. The other two or three posters who commented on it seemed to feel that, no, she wasn't, but that it didn't matter. And then it was dropped.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
21:33 / 07.06.07
I'm not feeling very lucid but I have to support id entity here. I do feel there was some arguably heavy-handed, insensitive "trans-spotting" on page 2, along with the implication that it would be an insult to label someone thus. (I told you I wasn't lucid. See "Miserable" thread for details)

I don't want to point fingers but I think it was a bit uncomfortable and the sort of thing you see on Digital Spy. I'd pick out this post as the sort of thing in question.

What like, people *really* reckon Tracy used to be a feller? Not an expert or anything, but I’m not seeing that at all. Or are they just being mean because she’s annoying? (She is annoying, but in an addictive way – today I can’t stop saying ‘Avvit’ and ‘Unlucky-kentucky’ as I’m going about my merry way.) Is it cos she was all chinny when she went in? If so, then that was the drugs, obviously.

If we’re speculating daftly for crazy shemale shocks in a big bro stylee, let’s look around for some real evidence: Good pins, talks openly about having had surgery, interested in football, got a bloke’s name – anything you want to tell us Charley?
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
21:45 / 07.06.07
I've read through all three pages, MW and, apart from Jub, no one was engaging in any 'trans spotting'. Gumbitch's post (which you quote) was taking the piss out of the completely wrongheaded and shallow trans spotting Jub was engaging in ("clearly a man". Yes, clearly, despite there being no evidence for it).
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
21:49 / 07.06.07
Sorry, id.

I did think about you while I was posting my gag about Tracey, but obviously not hard enough. Again, my apologies.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
22:33 / 07.06.07
Surely this below is a form of "spotting"; looking for visual signifiers of supposed masculinity ("chinny") or at least trying and failing to spot ("not seeing it")? Rather than rejecting and challenging the whole idea of attempting to identify someone as transsexual.

What like, people *really* reckon Tracy used to be a feller? Not an expert or anything, but I’m not seeing that at all. Or are they just being mean because she’s annoying? ...Is it cos she was all chinny when she went in?

And surely it also implies that to say someone's transsexual is a way of slurring them.

I don't want to make a big deal about it but the way I see it, the whole concept of debating whether someone was once biologically male and now isn't is at least arguably insulting and oppressive, as a form of singling out deviance and perceived weirdness from a norm.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
22:35 / 07.06.07
Again, I'm not trying to drag this out or lay blame. I can just can see where id is coming from; that's all.
 
  

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