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ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:09 / 03.04.07
Last one reached nine pages. Nine, nine, nine, the mythic nine, the opening eye had close eventually.

I'm bored and the sun's setting and I'm going to have to switch the music coming up on iTunes because Everclear from the Nineties has just started to play and I really should just delete the bloody song and have done with it.

Entertain me while I write things.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
04:10 / 03.04.07
*does a little dance*
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
(prev. Keggers vs Dracula)
04:11 / 03.04.07
Hello Papers!
I just happened to go to the lith and see a brand new Lateshift. Well-done!
 
 
Papess
04:11 / 03.04.07
write me while I entertain things.

How's you Papers? Keggers will be by any second.
 
 
Papess
04:12 / 03.04.07
You beestarred, Keegarrrz!
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
(prev. Keggers vs Dracula)
04:14 / 03.04.07
and you didnt even have to say my name thrice!
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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04:19 / 03.04.07
The world gets weird when a lateshift doesn't come along for a couple days. Things run unbalanced. Time stands still. Oranges peel themselves to reveal apple cores. SILENCE GOES PLATINUM thanks to inflation.

I'm in a very good mood. You remember that Dracula movie I watched last week? The live ballet that it was adapted from randomly showed up, so we went to it on Saturday night. It was *AWESOME*.
 
 
Papess
04:22 / 03.04.07
More dancing, Stoatie! Wooohooo!
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
(prev. Keggers vs Dracula)
04:23 / 03.04.07
I havent seen that much dancing since the weekend dance party in Ironforge.
 
 
iamus
04:24 / 03.04.07
Pah!

It's been done.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:25 / 03.04.07
*tilts his head while Stoatie dances* I wish I was that flexible.
 
 
Papess
04:25 / 03.04.07
Papers, less abstractions, more distractions.

Oranges peel themselves? I am going to hold back on the obvious peeler jokes and stay true to the hard apple core.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:27 / 03.04.07
This is hard detective noir. This is pulp. There's always a peeler when it's pulp.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
04:28 / 03.04.07
*pouts* I'M FLEXIBLE
 
 
Papess
04:29 / 03.04.07
Hello Iamus!

Funny, my son does read Barbelith over my shoulder. He told me I look like drag queen last night and when asked what his favourite number is, he said, "A goggel." I don't even know what that is! I thought he was saying "Google".
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
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04:29 / 03.04.07
So good of you to join us, laoi. Care for a mint julip?
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
04:30 / 03.04.07
is it just me or is every post on barbelith suddenly taking place four minutes after the hour?
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
04:30 / 03.04.07
ooh yes please!
 
 
Papess
04:30 / 03.04.07
Hello Flexible. Your tag says Laoi - I bet you are.

*winks*
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
(prev. Keggers vs Dracula)
04:31 / 03.04.07
Hi Laoi! I believe you're reading the date, not the time.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:32 / 03.04.07
Possibly you, dear. It's all according to Standard Barbelith Time for me. Have you been eating clocks again? This mint julip will wash them down. *hands across a drink*

Trix - did he mean a googol? As in a googolplex? Which is a very big number.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
04:32 / 03.04.07
Ah.

Thanks Keggers. I'm going to go flexibly curl up in a very small ball in the corner now. Don't mind me.
 
 
iamus
04:32 / 03.04.07
He he he.


How are we all?

Whatcha writin' Papers?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:34 / 03.04.07
Crap, apparently. I'll try to write something else after dinner. Otherwise, I's good. I's got a Facebook now, which is probably an apocalyptic omen.
 
 
Papess
04:34 / 03.04.07
...did he mean a googol? As in a googolplex? Which is a very big number.

Apparently, he did.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:35 / 03.04.07
I'm going to write a story about a woman named Wilhemina Googol tonight, I think. Also, her good friend and companion Constance Hickok.
 
 
iamus
04:37 / 03.04.07
Watch him.

He sounds like he knows entirely too much.


Facebook, eh?

I have a Myspace, which has nothing on it at all, save a single picture. I have a LJ too, which I use only infrequently.

But I have a Barbelith. WE ALL have a Barbelith.


(Did anybody notice that old Lateshift went to, like, 14 pages!!?!?)

(That's Madness!)
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:38 / 03.04.07
Note to self: eating spoonfuls of organic honey may seem like a good idea, but this is not dinner.
 
 
iamus
04:42 / 03.04.07
Maybe you just have to redefine your conceptions of what dinner could be?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:42 / 03.04.07
I fear's your search-fu, by the way, in locating ancient lateshifts that barely walk 'pon two legs. I fears it. It burnsss.
 
 
iamus
04:43 / 03.04.07
If it's any consolation, Lateshifting at 4 in the morning is not getting adequate sleep for work in the morning.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
(prev. Keggers vs Dracula)
04:44 / 03.04.07
or maybe work in the morning is not getting adequate sleep for latshift?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:44 / 03.04.07
It's four in the morning for you? Holy spit! It's not even 8 in the evening for me. Going to be hitting the amphetamines in a few hours to chug you through the day?
 
 
iamus
04:44 / 03.04.07
It was actually very quick. I remembered the word Charleston, and put it into Barbelith's hidden uber-search function.

Ping! First hit.
 
 
iamus
04:47 / 03.04.07
or maybe work in the morning is not getting adequate sleep for latshift?

That's a very fine point, Keggers.


Going to be hitting the amphetamines in a few hours to chug you through the day?

Salvation, thy name ist Top Grade Hai Nan Bai Sha Lu Green Tea.
 
  

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