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03:48 / 16.03.07

Here is the main page of Conservapedia. It tells you about how great Conservapedia is, also how much you can get fined for trying to break it. Under 16 minors read this site.

Here is the entry on Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were created on the 6th day of the Creation Week, between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago.

Here, Conservapedia explains about Women. This is very helpful if you do not understand Women. Women were made out of a rib of Adam, for Adam, by God. However some organisations think that women should not have to obey their husbands. This is probably why Women are so confusing now.

I couldn't find a special entry for men in Conservapedia, probably because of Feminism (although not all women are feminists, eg. Dr. Laura) or maybe because Men are okay and don't need instructions. But I did find an entry on Adam who was the first Man. It is very useful as it explains how there were no mutants before the flood so sexings with your family were okay. That is where Cain's wife came from, stupid.

There are no Gays in Conservapedia. However, I did find some Homosexuals instead. Conservapedia explains how being wrong in the Bible gives Homosexuals Syphillus. I think this might be like syphilis which straight people get from having wrong sex, only more worse because of gayness.

I think this is all very interesting. What can you find in COnservapedia today?

Who Invited Grumpy-Pants?

03:54 / 16.03.07

I wanted to find something innocuous so I typed in 'hat'.

A hat is an article of clothing worn on the head.

Paul teaches that women must cover their heads in church while men must wear hats, although he does not specify what type of hat.

Sorry, which Paul is this? Paul McCartney? And why must women cover their heads? Is it because the roof has been poorly maintained?

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04:10 / 16.03.07

No, it'll be my mate Paul. And he's full of shit.

Leigh Monster loses its cool

04:14 / 16.03.07

I didn't even search, but saw on the main page under Today in History:

* March 9
1981 - Ketchup is made a vegetable, so public schools can include it in a balanced meal.

um, GOODJOB.

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04:17 / 16.03.07

Shut up, commie. You just don't want all those poor starving kids to get their RDA of corn syrup and MSG.

05:15 / 16.03.07

Sex
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BWAHAHAHA!

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09:43 / 16.03.07

I think we may have broken it.

Barbelith broke conservativism— SHOCKED AND APPALLED.

Twice Five Toes

10:07 / 16.03.07

Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake

10:14 / 16.03.07

I looked at this a few weeks ago, while I don't mind an encyclopaedia written by Conservatives this was an encyclopaedia written by idiots. That's much worse. They were also home-schoolers I seem to recall, which showed that while they might know their Bible they have no clue as to the world around them.

10:42 / 16.03.07

Hey, some of us are mulling over homeschooling here...

11:11 / 16.03.07

Procreation

Procreation is a holy act between a married man and woman. Its purpose it to further the races of God's children. Procreation is a natural act that is the act that occurs when a marriage is consummated. Abortion is the act of undoing the procreation and in doing so, one is insulting God directly.

Great stuff, isn't it?

12:43 / 16.03.07

insulting God directly.
Hey, God, your thighs look big in that robe.

13:02 / 16.03.07

A man from Conservapeida was on the radio complaining that people kept editing the wikipedia link on Conservapedia from his 'careful wording'. Perhaps it was to the truth.

He said the people on Wikipedia are biased. As opposed to, say, him.

Wikipedia on Conservapeida.

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13:02 / 16.03.07

Hey, some of us are mulling over homeschooling here...

Oh fuck, you're not are you?

13:26 / 16.03.07

What she said.

13:29 / 16.03.07

That self-important and bullshit warning on the front page actually makes me want to vandalise it. I wonder if they realise that their attempts to stave off vandalism are actually encouraging it?

14:11 / 16.03.07

What's wrong with home schooling?

Twice Five Toes

14:21 / 16.03.07

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14:41 / 16.03.07

That joke, on the other hand, hasn't.

14:44 / 16.03.07

One of the recent changes is kind of neat:

corrected spellings and grammer.

14:49 / 16.03.07

{offtopica.}

What's wrong with home schooling?

I think there are lots of reasons. I think that being around children of both sexes and other adults all day everyday teaches children many many social skills. Meeting other kids once or twice a week as part of a home-schooling 'club' can never do that. Plus also, children need to learn to separate from their parents, that their parents don't have to know everything about their days and pastimes.

Then there's the whole issue of how clever you are. It doesn't matter if you have a book to help you,you can't know everything about everything. Teachers specialise for a reason.

I also think it's deeply unfair to make your child spend every minute of everyday with you!

This is very interesting. Have we got a thread about it?

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Disco is My Class War

14:52 / 16.03.07

Rock Music:

The 1968 Altamont Festival, where some people died because of the Rolling Stones, is considered proof of the dangers of Rock.

There was this hill, see, and the stones were all on the top of the hill, and someone played them "White Rabbit" which got them all rocking abck and forth, at which point they rolled down the hill, and all the little people at the bottom got squished.

That was Altamont, people.

Disco is My Class War

14:54 / 16.03.07

Also, in the eighties, rock was replaced by drum machines. Ah, now I see. Because drum machines are kind of square, so they cannot roll down hills after listening to "White Rabbit".

Ex

14:55 / 16.03.07

Is there something a bit sly and subversive about that 'considered'? Is it the 'I'm sorry ...I'M SORRY YOU'RE AN ASS!' of wikipedia?

'Considered... BY LOONS!'

15:01 / 16.03.07

Olulabelle, It would be an interesting topic for a thread on it's own. I am just curious as to what people think about home schooling, as it had crossed my mind, due to my lack of faith in the public school system, (Which, I think is, another consideration to be taken into account.) I decided against it, but I think it could be valid for other families, if proper steps are taken to compensate for the lack of socializing.

Anyway, I don't wish to rot the thread any longer. A new thread would be lovely to read, if others want to discuss it. I am not sure how much I would have to add to it, though, myself.

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15:11 / 16.03.07

Here is an old thread about it. Here is me, in the thread, whinging.

Quantum of Solace

15:20 / 16.03.07

From the front page; "You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise, clean answers free of "political correctness"."

Dirty, dirty wikipedia and it's PC jackboots! Only clean entries here!

I tried to look up sodomy and was redirected to Hoosexuality and Sodom & Gomorrah, where I found out why the city was destroyed;

Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fullness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters... (Ezekiel 16:49, 50)

That's right people, fullness of bread is the sin of Sodom, not the bumsex. Although some biblical scholars believe Lot's wife, who turned to look back at Sodom, was killed by God for her disobediance and her yearning for her homosexual friends. Fag hag? Pillar of salt more like.

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15:32 / 16.03.07

I wonder if they realise that their attempts to stave off vandalism are actually encouraging it?

Yeah. I mean if you put threats of Internet Court and Won't Someone Please Think Of The Children? on your front page, you are basically ensuring that 14-y/o basement dwellers everywhere will be queueing up to Goatse and Tubgirl your site off the face of the planet.

15:34 / 16.03.07

[offtopic]

This is very interesting. Have we got a thread about it?

I don't think we do but I think we should.

For the record, I'm far, far, far from set on homeschooling the Bosun - rully rully far - but I have been doing a bit of reading around the subject and I think the picture is slightly more complicated than you're painting it. To tackle but one of your points, the *limited* number of studies that have looked into the socialization of homeschooled children seem to suggest that their social skills and ability to relate to people of different backgrounds are no better or worse than those possessed by traditionally schooled kids. More data definitely needs to be gathered, though, particularly in light of the fact that homeschooling is growing in popularity both here and abroard (especially the US apparently)

There are so many things that I can't stand about the English education system and the English attitude to learning, creativity and intellectual acheivement, that I feel powerfully compelled to look at other options, of which homeschooling is but one.

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15:37 / 16.03.07

Sorry, yes there is a thread but I seem to remember it being more anecdotal than factual.

I'll read through again

20:25 / 16.03.07

Conservapedia answers the really big questions

Freedom fighter

Freedom fighters are irregular armed forces that fight against the regular armed forces of an occupying power. Freedom fighters should not be confused with terrorists.

Terrorism

Terrorism is a term used to refer to violence (usually against civilians) instigated to further a certain political or ideological goal.

Terrorism is not the same thing as freedom fighting.

You see it's different, because it's not the same.

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21:12 / 16.03.07

Start the homeschool thread. I want to weigh in with baseless opinion!

Quantum of Solace

21:36 / 16.03.07

I have base opinion!

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21:58 / 16.03.07

I still cannot see this site. My computer thinks the server does not exist.

My computer thinks you are all part of the Librul Meeja Conspiracy™ to keep people from The †RUTH!

22:37 / 16.03.07

I still cannot see this site. My computer thinks the server does not exist.

I get the same problem when I click on most of the links for the site, most of them will only work after I refresh the page.

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