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For those about to drink, we salute you!

  
  

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Evil Scientist
00:57 / 18.02.07
I am the

Ksd

Heh heh heh

I feel great!
 
 
ghadis
01:29 / 18.02.07
Old kent road is a killer when you reach your 30s ain't it.
 
 
ghadis
01:33 / 18.02.07
Me. i'm lovley boozed up with the plus points of only just started watching Deadwood. Yer motherfucking cocksuckers.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
03:14 / 18.02.07
Just come back from watching (and compering for) Owlls- great night. Now I feel I should empty the fridge of booze, especially because I was on rum and coke all night and am now too wired on the caffeine to even imagine sleeping.
 
 
Olulabelle
03:19 / 18.02.07
Owls? How can they possibly need comperes? Why would you need an introduction for a bit of twit-twooing?
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
03:24 / 18.02.07
You'd be surprised. And you have to do a reasonably good job of it BECAUSE THEIR HEADS TURN ALL THE WAY ROUND.
 
 
Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)
03:27 / 18.02.07
If I drink more than a pint when I get home my eyes feel dry. This always feels like I can taste the booze under my eyelids. Strange.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
03:28 / 18.02.07
WHOAH. That's fucked up, dude. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE record an album and call it "The Booze Under My Eyelids". I'll buy you a pint.
 
 
Notes from Boris-town
18:35 / 23.02.07
Another weekend - another trip to Booze Island. Except this particular holographic 4-d projection of BI will be located in the Cotswolds hamlet of Sudbury. Cottage and car has been rented, the whiskey shall be a-flowing and the fields shall be trodden and surreptitiously pissed on. Apologies if this is icky, but having grown up being able to piss less than 15 feet away from my home, I do miss being able to just whip out me willy and water the world at leisure. Not the smartest move here in London, though others seem to disagree.
 
 
Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)
10:49 / 26.02.07
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE record an album and call it "The Booze Under My Eyelids". I'll buy you a pint.

My eyes say "no!" but my lips say "yes!".

Not drinking, not hungover. But in the harsh, warm, lonely light of day it's bright enough to see that, when that girl bought me a drink and started playing with my hair, it might have been a good idea to have gotten her number.

I am Triplets, and I am a cretin.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
15:09 / 26.02.07
Finished work for the week, finished dogwalking for the day, now it's off to the pub, where I shall book passage to Booze Island.
 
 
Boboss
15:11 / 26.02.07
You live in the reverse world.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
19:27 / 26.02.07
Blazed a trail of alcoholic glory last night at Booze Island. Four different bars. Very little capacity for memory.
 
 
Dutch
00:00 / 27.02.07
It be monday night, and I be drinking free wine. My yarr can not be capitalized.
 
 
gub
00:43 / 28.02.07
I've come to this most exalted of communities, in hope of finding peaceful, yet thrusting and intelligent debate and I'm immediatley drawn to a thread which invokes the memories of Castle Donnington in 1983 (ish..) which was the first and last time I saw AC/DC.

Anyway. I am drinking.. just a little strong continental beer. This was my first post here. Pathetic eh?
 
 
Notes from Boris-town
02:08 / 28.02.07
No, gub, it's teh best start to place! AC/DC, continental beer, and Donington are all the reasons you need.
 
 
asyetunidentified 3rd vandal
(prev. velvetvandal FTW!)
15:52 / 28.02.07
I shall be off drinking tonight with an old friend I haven't seen since November! I will finally be able to give him his christmas presents! I am incredibly badly organised! And I'm not even drunk yet!
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
18:21 / 28.02.07
I've had a few ales already, to celebrate getting NIN tickets. I seem to remember I passed out last night not long after buying a bunch of booze. This leads me to suspect I may have beer in the fridge. Let's put that to the test, shall we?
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
18:23 / 28.02.07
YES!!!

There are three beers in the fridge.

Well, there were. There are now two.
 
 
West Baltimore Hausing Project
18:41 / 28.02.07
I have found a Welsh ale called Double Dragon. I had to, really, didn't I?
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
19:17 / 28.02.07
I love it when you think you've drunk all the beers in your fridge and you're like, "Dang, I really wanted one today, so I guess I'll go buy some more." And then when you get back from the store, you open the fridge to place the new beers in there and realise you had a couple left over from the last time.

Hmm.

Either that's a great thing or my memory is shot full of holes because of booze.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:19 / 28.02.07
I've only got one booze in the fridge now. I'm getting edgy.

Ah well. Sheena needs a walk anyway.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
19:20 / 28.02.07
Are there places where you can take Sheena and have a drink, Stoats?
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:22 / 28.02.07
She's not so well-behaved in pubs. Sometimes it works, sometimes not (it generally depends on how much attention she's getting. Last week my friend's two-year-old kid was fascinated by her, so she was totally cool). The best option's usually to take her for a walk and hit the off-licence on the way home.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
19:25 / 28.02.07
Fair enough. But I do know a lot of dogs who are well-behaved in pubs. Served fresh water in actual bowls, gushings and pettings from the waitstaff.

If I had a doggles, I would be at the Brewhouse on the patio today as it is 70 degrees, sunny, slightly breezy, and utterly gorgeous. I would sit with my doggles on the patio and people-watch, making fun of hipsters.

Maybe I should go do this anyway.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:27 / 28.02.07
DO IT.

I'm looking forward to the summer, when Sheena and I can go and sit outside pubs, man and dog united in a joyous celebration of the wonder that is BOOZE.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
19:31 / 28.02.07
You tempter.

I've often longed for a place that would allow you to rent doggles in order to a) meet members of the opposite sex whilst walking them in the park (I've found that nothing encourages flirting more than two strangers, one or the other or both with dogs) and b) sitting at an outside patio at a pub with a dog and getting free beers because your dog is lovable and cute.

Dammit, I think I will go have a beer on the Brewhouse patio.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:33 / 28.02.07
You're absolutely right. Nothing attracts the eligibles like a puppy.

I'm just glad that now Sheena's no longer a puppy she's still intensely cute.
 
 
Olulabelle
19:42 / 28.02.07
Doggles is such a good word. I have a doggles but he will not go anywhere at the moment because he has a bone and bones mean sitting on the sheepskin rug getting bonegoo everywhere.

However, I also have a bottle of wine, so I think I shall open it and watch the bonegoo spread whilst contemplating why no-one has helped me with my equal opportunities question in the Q and A thread. Why? Why have you not helped me?
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:45 / 28.02.07
Sorry, Olulabelle, but you have to admit talking about doggleses and boozez is just, well, MORE FUN.
 
 
Olulabelle
19:49 / 28.02.07
*is reading this thread instead of the other one*
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
19:52 / 28.02.07
There used to be a doggles in my life and then when I broke up with Fuckface, there was no doggles anymore. I miss that doggles. She was ace.



The time is drawing nigh for delicious booze and sunny patio-ness and looking at people with doggles.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:57 / 28.02.07
Doggleses and boozez make EVERYTHING better.

IT ARE A FACT. I KNOW BECUZ OF MY LEARNINGZ.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
20:00 / 28.02.07
If only you could get a cat on a pub patio then I would be golden.

Christ, that's a lawsuit, innit?
 
 
Quantum of Solace
20:40 / 28.02.07
At work. Want drink. Still trying to think of a good double dragon/broken bottle/Welshman gag and getting nowhere. Grr. Two hours until drink, boo!
 
  

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