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Celebrity Big Brother 2007

  
  

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velvetvandal
21:59 / 03.01.07
Oh Christ, Carole Malone. She's a sensitive soul apparently, you know.
 
 
cube needs to get out more
22:03 / 03.01.07
No skeletons? They might not get published in the red-tops, but I can imagine Private Eye will have something to say.
Happy New Year all, back from hols and packing a nasty cold. Glad to have something to zone out to.
 
 
Ganesh
22:04 / 03.01.07
Towers of London... aren't they a sort of Real Life Spinal Tap? There's apparently amusing stuff about them on YouTube but I've lost the will to browse.
 
 
velvetvandal
22:05 / 03.01.07
Right. Armchair theorising time. Carole - as oldest woman - obviously potential to be the mother figure. Ken likely to be the daddy. Now, what will be the effect of this combination of Hard Mother and Mad Dad on the dynamic of the house.

Aren't the Towers of London a made-up band on some show on Bravo or something?
 
 
velvetvandal
22:08 / 03.01.07
Danielle has actually had that expression the whole time, you know, they just haven't filmed her.
 
 
Ganesh
22:08 / 03.01.07
Tt. Tourette's has been done, I think you'll find. Might as well call yourself 'Donny Possibly-Transsexual' or 'Donny Crappo-Scottish-Person'.
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
22:08 / 03.01.07
Just tuned in to this, but, having caught his show on Bravo recently, I imagine Donny Tourette really is as drunk and coked-up as he seems to be.

I know it's silly, but I still think, well done.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
22:09 / 03.01.07
I know he is/was seeing Peaches Geldof, if that helps.
 
 
velvetvandal
22:12 / 03.01.07
I like the way he chastised people for not being rock 'n' roll enough by showing them the slightest hint of buttock. Yeah, punk! That wasn't even a mooning, it was a mercury-ing. It was an asteroid-ing. It would be a pluto-ing but even Pluto hasn't been downgraded that much.

Hmm, just noticed how much the lead singer of the Fratellis looks like Leo Sayer. Coincidence?
 
 
cube needs to get out more
22:14 / 03.01.07
Oh, cack, H. Let's see how he gets on with Bollywood lady given his reported position on other races, shall we?
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
22:15 / 03.01.07
Johnny = what a five year old thinks punk is like.

"I spit AND leave the toilet seat down, mummy! Middle fingers!"
 
 
velvetvandal
22:15 / 03.01.07
Is H a racist, then?
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
22:16 / 03.01.07
See, if I met a guy who called himself "H", I'd assume he was dealing smack.
 
 
cube needs to get out more
22:17 / 03.01.07
I believe he made a comment once basically saying "send 'em back". Just trying to track it down now, to prove it's not just a figment of my Steps-hating imagination.
 
 
Ganesh
22:17 / 03.01.07
Ah, finally we have H(omo-in-the-closet). I actually really liked Steps. What I didn't like was his insistence that yes, he had a girlfriend, at least thirty years after that sort of thing was big and/or clever...

If you're really proud of who you are, H, why not before now?
 
 
Ganesh
22:18 / 03.01.07
Cleo! We named an epileptic childhood pet after her, y'know.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
22:18 / 03.01.07
OH MY GOD. Someone I had a massive crush on as a child and who is now going to destroy all my memories.
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
22:18 / 03.01.07
Does the H stand for HITLER?
 
 
Tom Paine's Bones
22:18 / 03.01.07
Spat between Anti Fascist Action and Steps
 
 
cube needs to get out more
22:18 / 03.01.07
Yay! Cleo!
 
 
velvetvandal
22:20 / 03.01.07
I might not assume he was dealing, but there would definitely be a smack involved in the meeting at some point.

He's been quite canny in coming out as gay before going in, though - heading off the tabloids at the pass, as it were. What bearing this will have on the red-tops' attitude to him, who can say.

Hey, Cleo Rocos assumes alternate identities! She's like an eighties titcom bizzarro Mick Foley! Rock!
 
 
Ganesh
22:21 / 03.01.07
He's been quite canny in coming out as gay before going in, though - heading off the tabloids at the pass, as it were.

Canny in a jump-before-very-obviously-about-to-be-pushed way, but hardly impressive otherwise.
 
 
Boboss
22:21 / 03.01.07
Ah, this one used to hang around with me Mum's old boss. If I recall correctly, and I may be wrong, I think she's a bit of a drugs casualty.
 
 
velvetvandal
22:22 / 03.01.07
The Face-man!
 
 
Ganesh
22:23 / 03.01.07
Dirk.

Fucking.

Benedict.

Face has crumbled a little, though...
 
 
Bizunth Again
22:23 / 03.01.07
It's the only way he can escape Justin Lee Collins.
 
 
velvetvandal
22:24 / 03.01.07
Canny in a jump-before-very-obviously-about-to-be-pushed way, but hardly impressive otherwise.

That's the sense in which I meant it. It's good strategy, but I agree it's ethically dodgy.
 
 
Boboss
22:24 / 03.01.07
Thank fucking god!!!!
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
22:25 / 03.01.07
STARBUCK.
 
 
Boboss
22:25 / 03.01.07
For the Face Man!!!

(not ethics)
 
 
Boboss
22:26 / 03.01.07
Someone needs to tell him he's not Hannibal.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
22:26 / 03.01.07
Actually, yeah, from now on I'll refer to him as Face, not Starbuck, as someone else is filling the Starbuck-shaped hole in my geek life right now.
 
 
Ganesh
22:26 / 03.01.07
Ugh. Cigar has echoes of George Galloway.

Bit of an aged House this year, no? Plenty of authority figures for Donny I-Said-'Poo' to rebel against.
 
 
velvetvandal
22:26 / 03.01.07
I think Richard Dawkins would have strong words to say were any of us to thank God for ethics, certainly.
 
 
Bizunth Again
22:27 / 03.01.07
It's disturbing how thrilling that theme tune still is.
 
  

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