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Celebrity Big Brother 2007

 
  

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Smoothly
18:46 / 03.01.07
Hmmm. Looks like a rum bunch this year, with one particularly odd inclusion. I don't want to spoil, but suffice to say you can ignore most of the rumours so far.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
20:11 / 03.01.07
WILL THIS HOUR NEVER END??? I'm getting the fucking shakes here.
 
 
Ganesh
21:17 / 03.01.07
What is Jermaine's skin made of?

(Not pentapeptides, I'm guessing...)
 
 
Mono is the new Stereo
21:17 / 03.01.07
I think it's made of Michael's old skin...
 
 
velvetvandal
21:20 / 03.01.07
So, Jermaine Jackson - how will you cope without your servants?

Oh dear...
 
 
velvetvandal
21:21 / 03.01.07
'Hi, I'm Danielle Llloyd.'

Why, of course you are! Now - exactly how are you a celebrity?
 
 
Boboss
21:21 / 03.01.07
For those of us unable to watch it, who's on the show this year?
 
 
Ganesh
21:22 / 03.01.07
'Danielle', was it? I was thinking they'd worked out how to hybridise a composite of all the members of Girls Aloud.
 
 
velvetvandal
21:23 / 03.01.07
What, like the Constructicons? That would be worth seeing.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:25 / 03.01.07
OK, so she doesn't exactly strike me as the world's most fantastic person, but surely it's a bit early for the crowd to start booing?
 
 
velvetvandal
21:26 / 03.01.07
BTW, when did Davina join the Psi Corps?
 
 
Ganesh
21:26 / 03.01.07
Ken Russell? Fuck.
 
 
Tom Paine's Bones
21:27 / 03.01.07
Christ, out of the corner of my eye I thought we had Michael Winner for a second. Be still my beating heart.
 
 
velvetvandal
21:27 / 03.01.07
If it means some Devils of Lodoun style goings-on in there, I'm game.
 
 
Ganesh
21:29 / 03.01.07
He's about 102. He could die in there.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:31 / 03.01.07
Wow. He's fucking wankered.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:34 / 03.01.07
[Gothic]Is there no escape from this MAAADHOOOOUUUUSSSE??[/Gothic]
 
 
velvetvandal
21:34 / 03.01.07
'Danielle thinks Winston Churchill was America's first black leader...'

Just how? How? How is that possible?
 
 
Ganesh
21:36 / 03.01.07
Just how? How? How is that possible?

'Tis the Lair of the White WAG. Anything's possible.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:37 / 03.01.07
This is great already.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:38 / 03.01.07
DAMN. Couldn't they have got Hannah?
 
 
Ganesh
21:39 / 03.01.07
"Love/hate", "emotional rollercoaster". There ain't no cliché like an S-Club cliché.

Jo seems okay, generally.
 
 
Ganesh
21:40 / 03.01.07
Wouldn't it be topical if she were breeding BABY-EATING DEVILLL DOGS? Ken could direct it.
 
 
velvetvandal
21:43 / 03.01.07
But I mean...surely you don't need to make an especial study of history to get a general idea of who Winston Churchill was. I mean, he's part of the national consciousness...I mean, I'm not expecting her to know he was a twat to the suffragettes or that he wrote articles about there being a worldwide Jewish conspiracy or that he was once buggered by Ivor Novello or anything, but surely she should at least have some vague notion of him being a rotund British chap with a funny voice who was something to do with the war? Apparently not.

If I was in there, I would just shit her up about history all the time. 'Yeah, so, Hereward the Wake, he ran the English resistance when the country was invaded by the Nazis...then Henry VIII formed the Knights Templar and beat them off...and Hitler was strangled in his bunker by Clint Eastwood...'
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:43 / 03.01.07
LEO MOTHERFUCKING SAYER.
 
 
Ganesh
21:43 / 03.01.07
Hmm, now Leo Sayer feels like Classic CBB fare. Faded yesteryear, etc.
 
 
Ganesh
21:44 / 03.01.07
He has thunder in his heart, and depressed people make him feel really positive.
 
 
velvetvandal
21:45 / 03.01.07
Crowd are a sweary bunch this year, it would seem, if the sudden silences are anything to go by.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:46 / 03.01.07
Wow. That's TOTALLY Leo Sayer.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:47 / 03.01.07
Hey, if Leo wins and gets famous again, then I can start my Leo Slayer tribute band at last!
 
 
velvetvandal
21:48 / 03.01.07
'I think my probem is that I can be too entertaining.'

Leo Sayer is making me think there's a Christopher Guest movie out there missing a main character, to paraphrase someone else on here w/r/t Glynn and Niall Griffiths.
 
 
Ganesh
21:55 / 03.01.07
Ooh, I like Bollywood Diva.

"I put in 200%"
 
 
Ganesh
21:56 / 03.01.07
'Shilpa'?
 
 
Ganesh
21:59 / 03.01.07
Carole 'Right Wing Fuckwad' Malone, innit?
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:59 / 03.01.07
BRILLIANT!!!

I don't have to read Carole Malone's fucking column at work next week!

Thank you, Channel 4.
 
  

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