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What have I got in common with Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix?

 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
16:42 / 27.11.06
Ah, yes, a birthday.

Today I officially turn 30 and I am doing my damnedest to make the best of it. I've spent the past few weeks counting down to this day like a condemned man waiting for the electric chair.

It feels weird.

Any words of advice for this new decade?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
16:55 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday matey!

The fact that Bruce Lee & Jimi Hendrix are dead & you're still alive means that you're harder than them, which is great! You're not as hard as Segal or Van Damme yet but give it time...
 
 
uncle retrospective
16:56 / 27.11.06
Well happy birthday! Did you get that cd yet?
 
 
Quantum
17:01 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday pickle! Your Minstrels and Wine Gums (and Dr Who stickers no less) are in the post!
 
 
XK
17:14 / 27.11.06
After 30 women only get sexier. Really.

..and you can start being a dirty ol' lady without breaking any laws!

Happy Birthday!
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
17:41 / 27.11.06
I thank you.

I'm really torn between trying to be okay with it and then just hiding in the flat, whimpering at shadows.
 
 
Quantum
17:44 / 27.11.06
Brazen it out. Just think, what would Simon Pegg do?
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
17:46 / 27.11.06
Drink his face off. Yeah?
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
18:11 / 27.11.06
w00t!

Happy birthday Kali!

There shall be belated birthday boozes aplenty once you make it to Blighty.
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
18:13 / 27.11.06
Excellent idea, Stoats.

All the best people are born in November.
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
18:41 / 27.11.06
Happy birthday! 30 was a while ago. I remember 30.

THE KNEES WILL GO FIRST. THEN THE LOWER BACK PAIN STARTS.

Remember that.
 
 
Mist van der Rohe
18:51 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday Kali!
 
 
FINKLESTEIN!
18:54 / 27.11.06
MattShepherd - Stop it! You'll scare her.

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Congrats on 30, Kali. Embrace it. Own it. Hungrily consume the marrow from its bones and drink deeply of its blood.

KALI IS 30! LOOK ON HER WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!
 
 
FINKLESTEIN!
18:54 / 27.11.06
Also, here is a slice of birthday cake.

 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
19:44 / 27.11.06
Well, my official party isn't until later this week--everyone gone for holiday--but I am hoping that someone cares enough about me to at least take me out for a drink this evening.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
19:56 / 27.11.06
Happy birthday, Kali.

I rather enjoyed my 30s, although of course the world was a very different place back then. German was still an official language in Philadelphia, you know.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:00 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday, K. Some fish sing for you.
 
 
Papess
20:10 / 27.11.06
Welcome to your thirties, Kali!

I love being in my thirties. I thought it was a myth, but the sex just got so much better.
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
20:53 / 27.11.06
Xoc, I have to admit that link is ridiculously funny. Thank you.

So, another year older, eh? Does this mean I can start yelling at kids to get my damn lawn?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
21:02 / 27.11.06
Only if they're yours.
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
21:13 / 27.11.06
No, no, I was aiming for the neighbourhood kids. With a hose.
 
 
Boboss
21:44 / 27.11.06


Birthday. Have an ENJOY day!
 
 
Papess
22:05 / 27.11.06
For you Kali...

 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
15:42 / 28.11.06
That's right. Damn kids.
 
 
Papess
16:05 / 28.11.06
It comes with a free firefighter. Not bad, eh?
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
16:07 / 28.11.06
Thanks, Electrix. I needed a firefighter.

Stupid stupid kids....
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
21:59 / 28.11.06
Huzzah for Kali's birthday! Now that you're thirty, you can finally travel the desert with a bunch of people for three years and then start a religion!

Or, I don't know. You could go get hammered. Whichever.
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
22:19 / 28.11.06
Can we get hammered and then start a religion?
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
22:26 / 28.11.06
I vote for starting a religion using hammers.
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
22:27 / 28.11.06
Yes, but where does the alcohol come in?
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
22:28 / 28.11.06
You take it from people, using the hammers. It is sort of a "enforced tithing" system for liquor.
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
22:32 / 28.11.06
You, my friend, are a genius. And my second-in-command for this religion.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
21:31 / 29.11.06
Do I get points as a prophet for initially suggesting it?
 
 
Kali is proud of her country
(prev. Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali)
21:53 / 29.11.06
"And lo! Inspector Spyder saith, 'There shall arise a great race armed with hammers, clamouring for mead."
 
  
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