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Six-word stories.

 
  

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grant
17:35 / 25.10.06
Based on Hemingway's shortest story: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Includes stellar sudden fictions like:


Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood

From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
- Gregory Maguire

Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu -
no carrier.
- Charles Stross

I’m your future, child. Don’t cry.
- Stephen Baxter

1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!
- Michael Moorcock

Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.
- David Brin

Bang postponed. Not Big enough. Reboot.
- David Brin

Osama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.
- Charles Stross



And more.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:46 / 25.10.06
Some of these are fantastic.
 
 
XK
17:50 / 25.10.06
those were so much fun indeed!
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
17:52 / 25.10.06
Margret Atwood is awesome.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:55 / 25.10.06
And Ken MacLeod's in there! I can never get anyone to read his books... maybe they'll manage six words.
 
 
XK
17:55 / 25.10.06
Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.
- Margaret Atwood


I hafta agree
 
 
Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali
(prev. Kali)
18:08 / 25.10.06
I rather like Joss'.
 
 
Life Critic
18:16 / 25.10.06
joss' is well dark, hey.
took me a minute to realise it, but it sends you off thinking.
a few of them do that quite well.
 
 
Evil Scientist
(prev. Wristwatch Nuke)
18:17 / 25.10.06
MUD avatars rebel: virtual Independence Day.
- Paul Di Filippo


My biggest fear.
 
 
Happy Dave
18:23 / 25.10.06
I mean, I like Cory Doctorow. I think he's a great speaker, I like his books and I subscribe to BoingBoing. I've even emailed him a couple of times about various SF related things. But jeez, his entry - one track mind, much?

Batman Sues Batsignal: Demands Trademark Royalties.
- Cory Doctorow


Dude, come on
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
18:50 / 25.10.06
Not sure if this is the point of the thread, but I'd like to re-write Joss Whedon's contribution thus, all the same;

'Mirror, toilet, old chap. Pleasure. Horror.'
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
18:55 / 25.10.06
'Why did I have to cut ...' - Tony Parsons.
 
 
The Freewheeling Penis
(prev. The Freewheeling Convo)
20:15 / 25.10.06
"Teeth bit at his old chap"
 
 
XK
20:35 / 25.10.06
"Damn. Cat ate the aliens again."
 
 
Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali
(prev. Kali)
20:37 / 25.10.06
"Trapped in a New South mediocrity."
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
20:44 / 25.10.06
'Blokes. Football. Relationships. I'm Like You' - Nick Hornby.

Followed by;

'I'm really deeply ashamed of myself.'

And;

'Why am I still alive? Why?'
 
 
Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
20:44 / 25.10.06
"Get off me, bastard face-hugger."
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
20:51 / 25.10.06
'Hitler, Stalin, Mao. Christ, I'm drunk' - Martin Amis.
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
19:11 / 26.10.06
Citing this, Language Log also posted an old poem of Atwood's:



you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye
 
 
Twice
20:35 / 26.10.06
Always an ignorant killjoy, but they're a bit disappointing, aren't they? I mean, Ernie's original wrote a backstory in itself, but most of these are just statements which...well...stand alone.

Atwood's disappointing man nothwithstanding (it at least suggests a developed story), and this

K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 - Closed Casket
- Richard K. Morgan


...which is emotive rather than narrative, and reads as 8 words*; or this

I saw, darling, but do lie.
- Orson Scott Card


...which I like, but leaves too many possibilities. I'm not sticking my hand up at the back of the class, mind, and offering to do better.

*and is a bit parochial. How about "Remains, Badhdad. Age unknown, case closed"?
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
20:48 / 26.10.06
But MacLeod's

We went solar. Sun went nova.

is about as epic SF as it gets, surely?
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
20:49 / 26.10.06
And I'd argue that "closed casket" suggests a lot more horrifying things than "case closed".
 
 
Twice
21:01 / 26.10.06
Yeah, but…

I agree with you about solar/nova, but epic isn’t really specific. ANYTHING could have happened. Hemmingway’s example is clever because it manages to limit the options available while allowing the reader to invent a backstory to fill in the blanks. My own example was weak for the same reason: there are too many possible stories that end that way. ‘Closed casket’ is more personalized, sure, but ‘case closed’ indicates that its contents don’t matter.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:03 / 26.10.06
And that's a better ending why, exactly?

Incidentally, my epic SF tale in six words'd be Born. Grew. Fucked. Killed. Became God.
 
 
Always Pro Neil Gaiman Kali
(prev. Kali)
21:08 / 26.10.06
With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
- Frank Miller

“Cellar?” “Gate to, uh … hell, actually.”
- Ronald D. Moore

It cost too much, staying human.
- Bruce Sterling

The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card

Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
- Brian Herbert

Thought I was right. I wasn't.
- Graeme Gibson

Lost, then found. Too bad.
- Graeme Gibson


My particular favourites.
 
 
Twice
21:21 / 26.10.06
And that's a better ending why, exactly?

I agree that I’m contradicting myself, but I think I feel awkward that the language in the original seems to identify the ‘nature’ of the combatant (ie ‘allied’), whereas in my version the victim is non-specific. That’s what I meant about ‘parochial’. However, the original is more precise and does indicate an actual story, which is why I highlighted it as being one of the stories that succeeded (despite being 8 words long), and never claimed that mine was ‘better’.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
21:23 / 26.10.06
Ah, I thought you were saying it DIDN'T make a good story. A reread of your post clarifies things.

I read it again. I'd erred.
 
 
Olulabelle
00:00 / 11.02.07
I really don't think that anything beats the Hemmingway one. It's just so, so huge.
 
 
El Directo
00:54 / 11.02.07
Every Murakami story:

She left. And yet, and yet...
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
04:12 / 11.02.07
Cocktails and jazz get you through?
 
 
iamus
04:24 / 11.02.07
They fell. In, out. Love. Hate.
 
 
Keggers vs Dracula
(prev. Caffinated Keggers)
04:38 / 11.02.07
Dragging stumps he crawled away. Defeated
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
05:05 / 11.02.07
Post a Barclays Bank, I suppose.
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
05:16 / 11.02.07
More seriously;

A Family Destroyed - Outer Space Implicated
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
05:44 / 11.02.07
I want my shirt back, please.
 
  

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