Princess, you need to post in the drunk thread too, because then you will win the 'Most Drunk in the Drunk Thread' competition and that will make you feel better.
I think everyone needs a "thats what they're like when drunk" memory attached to themselves.
After an ill-advised cutesy ramble when I was on acid once, I was known as "the fucked little pixie that lives under the stairs" for YEARS.
I managed to overcome this by replacing it with "that guy who smashed his face in on the ground in the garden at Christmas that time when he forgot how to stand up".
Dude- you should hear the one about how I spent a night in casualty after being a victim of friendly fire in a riot (got a brick to the back of the head)...
I once got told i was being to affectionate in a library. we where only holding hands.
i never got hit in the head apart from in a fight and then ikicjked arse but tht i is offtopica
I'm going to go now becauee I've tried talking reason to you but you are all to drunk to listen. Also
Also!
Also, you are all fascists and I'm going away to fuck shit up and this thread is PC GONE MAD and stuff.
and I'm l;eaving forecver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one111one11111!!!!!1
Thanks all for the patience. Normal service will be resumed when I wake up tommorow afternoon.#
I have no idea if I'm going to dress up this year. I still desperately want to get a gang together one year and go as the Midwich Cuckoos, but people always look at me funny when I suggest it, and it'd be difficult to choreograph our talking.
