Well, there's two kinds of radioactive semen. Good radioactive semen and bad radioactive semen. Bad radioactive semen can kill people. Will kill people. People like your wife. You're. Loving. Wife. Whereupon, no doubt, you will be forced to spend issue upon issue crying/climaxing/crymaxing in the rain about your dirty juices which, obviously, should only be enjoyed by a few boxes of kleenex or the welcoming smile of a woman who's surname is jpeg.
Ah. You're thinking of the real world, not the Heroes world in which all women are duplicitous failures who will either leave you, try to kill you, or just not even have the common sense to know to tuck and roll when her suddenly-driverless car is so obviously going to crash into a median.
Ted Sprague is not to be pitied. He's to be envied, because the late Mrs. Sprague is the only woman in the Heroes universe who made a conscious sacrifice (if potentially in hindsight). Charlie, Nathan's wife, mama Petrelli, Niki, Mrs. Bennet, Claire's bio-mom, Simone, Eden, and even that mannish FBI agent--they're all vipers or victims (Claire's an exception because she's, well, perfect). But not Mrs. Sprague, whom we should all revere on this Valentine's Day; she took her teddybear's seed until it killed her. If that's not love, I don't want to know what is.
(the above not meant to make any commentary on any women real or imagined in any context other than that of the Heroes universe or on the nature of heterosexual love in ideal or act)
Here's my senseless prediction for the season finale. It's finally revealed that the only reason the Haitian didn't mindwipe Sylar was because of standing orders; he does and although Sylar is alive, he's forgotten all of his powers and is only a lurking danger to humanity.
Also, season 2 sees Radioactive Ted peopling the world with little atomic Calibans. |
