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Wolvie-poohs versus EVERYONE! *PICS*

 
  

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Our Lady Won't Do That Again
10:48 / 15.10.06
Wolverine Versus the Bride? He'd win eventually but she'd probably Five-Point-Palm Exploding Heart Technique him a few times which would certainly sting.
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
12:24 / 15.10.06
Boboss, are you seriously backing off championing Wolverine in favour of some dude with flowers wrapped around a stick?
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:17 / 15.10.06
Chuck Norris may be a powerful martial artist, but, as Wolverine showed against Shingen, martial arts can be beaten if the beast inside is tamed. It's a case of focus and SLICE AND NICE!

I beg to differ Professor Boboss, although I do acknowledge that you are a respected leader in the field of Wolve-ology.

Chuck is not simply a powerful martial artist, when he's in the area he is, in fact, THE martial artist.

I refer you to this link which takes you to a highly accurate and well researched paper on Chuck-o-nomics in which we can determine that he would quite happily kick the aluminium skeleton right out of Logan's body.

It's on the internet. It is true.

Chuck Norris 101

I would point out that Wolverine is not mentioned on either Those who could defeat Chuck, or even Those With a Small Chance, in fact he is mentioned nowhere on any list so insignificant his chance would be. We can then further determine that Wolverine, although fearsome to the common man, is as naught against the sheer power of Chuck.
 
 
Boboss
21:43 / 15.10.06
Logan isn't mentioned because Chuck is (and this is a fact) utterly terrified of Logan, and has vowed to destroy anyone that might risk antagonising him.

These are true and verifiable facts revealed by research.
 
 
The Strobe
23:35 / 15.10.06
What I really want to know is:

could Wolverine beat Alexey Vayner?

I mean, seriously. Impossible is nothing. Success is a mental phenomenon. Wolvie has nothing on this guy.
 
 
Bots'wana Beast
01:41 / 17.10.06
About the only man in fiction who could come close to Wolverine is Jack ('He had claws. Strong metal. Adamantine.') Reacher; they're both the best at what they do, but what James Howlett does ain't very...

...slice.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
01:50 / 17.10.06
That cheesy James Howlett bullshit still makes me laugh.
 
 
Bots'wana Beast
03:36 / 17.10.06
Dude, that was some serious period drama - Jane Austen, George Eliot, snikty-snikt - and is also canon - hypertime, middle claw pop.
 
 
Quantum
14:53 / 19.10.06
Okay, the sniktmeister versus...



MEGATRON!
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
15:36 / 19.10.06
I cannot believe how pathetically sad all of you witless geeks are. Sitting there working on your pasty monitor tan blethering on about how this guy could beat that guy.

Let me explain it to you freaky nerdoids once more. Chuck Norris cannot beat up Wolverine. This is because Chuck Norris is a fictional character and, as a figment of your tiny little imaginations, cannot fight real people.

Now SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
 
 
Dead Megatron
16:30 / 19.10.06
Thank you for saying, Quantum! Megatron would win, if my namesake kept his distance.
 
 
Life Critic
16:44 / 19.10.06
megatron wouldnt last.
dude, he's just a big sentinel.
i think we all know that sentinels are big tin cans and logan is the opener.

logany snick't, the author of megatron's demise.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
17:30 / 19.10.06
logany snik't???

that is terrible.
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
18:35 / 19.10.06
There's a special level of hell reserved for people like toksik.
 
 
FINKLESTEIN!
18:48 / 19.10.06


toksik - We accept you! One of us! Gooble Gobble! Gooble Gobble!
 
 
Quantum
18:54 / 19.10.06
ow my eyes. thanks for that link into hell, thanks very much, now I definitely won't accidentally look at the site and spew.

if my namesake kept his distance. DM

Dude. Your namesake. Your name is DEAD MEGATRON. Think about it for a moment. Look at that first word again. Now look at this;



It's Wolverine ripping the brains out of a giant robot. As Stan Lee might say, 'nuff said.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
19:09 / 19.10.06
I don't want to rot the thread too much, but can anyone actually think of a fight Megatron had against anyone apart from Ratchet or Starscream (who doesn't count for oh so many reasons), and which was not written by Bob Budiansky, which he won without the intervention of an external factor, most usually Optimus Prime's concern for his troops/innocent life/the useless fleshlings?
 
 
Life Critic
19:27 / 19.10.06
that is terrible.

well, obviously.
 
 
Feverfew
19:51 / 19.10.06
However; the one enemy I could see Wolverine having trouble with;



Todd Rivers!




Oh, but I need therapy for this Darkplace "problem".
 
 
Our Lady Won't Do That Again
20:45 / 19.10.06
Haus, does this count?
 
 
Boboss
20:59 / 19.10.06
I'm glad to see that people have actually started to take this subject seriously.
 
 
Quantum
21:20 / 19.10.06
Lady- that link rules.
 
 
Feverfew
22:09 / 19.10.06
I'm glad to see that people have actually started to take this subject seriously.

You don't get much more serious than Todd Rivers.
 
 
Boboss
22:15 / 19.10.06
What about Todd Rivers with his guts exposed?
 
 
A Haus of Minions
00:05 / 20.10.06
Prowl was fucking robbed. Oh, yeah, let's shuffle Prowl out of the cast. He's old-fashioned. Hot Rod's the coming man.

PRETENDER SHELL, YOU FUCKING FUCK.
 
 
Quantum
01:47 / 20.10.06
"Prowl's straightforward mind means that non-linear thinking is one of his biggest weaknesses. Irrational situations and thought processes can sometimes scramble his circuits to the extent that his mind will briefly shut down." (wikipedia)

Prowl: If only my action figure sold a little better on the shelves...



snikt.

....then this wouldn't have happened! Owwww...
(x-entertainment.com)
 
 
Liger, Audaciously Hopefull
(prev. Liger Null)
01:52 / 20.10.06
'Tis the season.



Claws, check. Resurrection powers, check.
 
 
Boboss
14:51 / 20.10.06
In his dreams, Bub.

Check
 
 
uncle retrospective
23:48 / 20.10.06
I'll tell you who'd kill Logan, Brock mother fuckin Samson that's who!
 
 
Feverfew
23:56 / 20.10.06
Two seconds;

"What about Todd Rivers with his guts exposed?"

Todd Rivers has more guts than you, or any of us, will ever know. So there.
 
 
Boboss
00:16 / 21.10.06
It'll be quite apparent just how much Todd has in the way of guts when they're trailing on the floor.

Brock Samson is a cartoon. Grow up.
 
 
Quantum
17:42 / 21.10.06
Okay, here's a knock down drag out fight;

 
 
Kiltartan Cross
19:04 / 21.10.06
How about this guy from the mind of everybody's favourite paranoid?



Claws everywhere, reflexes like you wouldn't believe, supermassive, superstrong, powered by the annihilation of souls and with (if pictures are to be believed) a mean taste in codpieces, old Wolvie might break a sweat. What's to be done?
 
 
Bots'wana Beast
22:52 / 21.10.06
Galactus is easily dismissed when you remember he has lost out to - two words - the Wasp.
 
 
Quantum
00:54 / 22.10.06
Logan versus;



or even better, zombie wasp!
 
  

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