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From tomorrow's Evening Standard:
Mordant Carnival, Barbelite Comedian, talented writer and doyenne of the Torture Garden scene, was found at the Hippodrome in pink lycra and a puffball skirt apparently borrowed from Mel n Kim...
"This is just the most ghastly feeling since I terrified Nick with that awful picture," Carnival said. "I felt dreadful then, but this is like a nightmare. They've put me in legwarmers!"
Kevin O'Shey, of Hambledon, Essex, was confused. "She looks great, really sexy," enthused the 41 year old car dealer.
But Cilla Dean understood Ms. Carnival's concern. "She looks at bit like one of the kids from Fame," Ms. Dean said. "It's not natural."
Ms. Carnival is expected to be released on Friday. |
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