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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
01:02 / 01.06.06
Anyway, I said I was warming to Richard... I'll probably be his biggest fan by the end, the way these things work out.
 
 
Ganesh
01:03 / 01.06.06
Hey, it's good-dirty. Savour it...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:19 / 01.06.06
Nikki's intricate often extraneous hand motions during nominations had my flat in fits of giggles?

Sssshhhh. I may have been informed earlier that Nikki in the diary room getting annoyed is me when I'm really, really angry. Nikki is scary, not funny. Sccaarrryy.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
01:34 / 01.06.06
Oh fuck off, sanctimonious Sleazer. Now Vern's ranting ineffectually too. Cocks. Somebody hit them both over the head with the clandestine bottle of wine. Wankers!
 
 
Ganesh
01:36 / 01.06.06
In case anyone's forgotten:

To vote for Sezer, text SEZER to 84444 or call 09011 32 33 13
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:42 / 01.06.06
I am finding Sezer's shirt offensive. I suppose I'd better ring that number (by the phone in the kitchen until Friday).
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:44 / 01.06.06
Oh dear he thinks he's so far from a homophobe. He has gay friends. Annnnddddd back to the phone.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
01:45 / 01.06.06
Oh, Plastic Population getting verrrrry hot under their collars. Going at Richard like Rottweilers. Imogen totally losing her cool and Sleazy droning on and on and on. Richard should just wheesht and let them make arses of themselves.

I see Sezer has got out of bed to make sure nobody's drinkling any booze while the Plastics are sleeping. He has several cans of beer shoved up his cardie now.

Imogen's sick of this fucking backstabbing...

Mikey's fury being expressed incoherently in staccato bursts of jumbled phrases.

Interesting to hear them resconstruct their take on the past several days. Absolutely none of it making any sense but not stopping for a minute to allow a contrary viewpoint. Hopefully, Richard is keeping stumm because they're talking such transparent crap.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
01:51 / 01.06.06
Sezer defending Mikey's right to express how much he agrees with Sezer and then talking all over him anyway. Oh, how much do I dislike some of these grotbags!
 
 
Ganesh
01:52 / 01.06.06
Christ, Richard = teh Great Satan. Team SmugHet need a major rocket up their collective arse. Backkk to the 'phone.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:03 / 01.06.06
Nooooooo. Digital Spy's frozen. I can't make sure this will work out for Richard.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
02:04 / 01.06.06
Now Big Brother will be texting me back at 4 a.m. to thank me for my vote. Rrrrrrrg. Oh well, have to discharge some of the SezerHate or I'll be too steamed up still to sleep.

Bless. Poor, rambling, unintelligible Vernon still prattling on trying to argue with Richard. It's like Ronnie Corbett dipping his tongue in a bag of speed and going head to head with Mike Tyson. Eejit! Sezer has wound up his spring and fucked off to bed and left him gibbering. Mikey has no idea what his point is and is consequently making a fool of himself. He's too unaware to know it though. Bit like a dodgy newbie arguing with Haus.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
02:05 / 01.06.06
Yes, I just clicked on a thread called "it's all kicking off" and DS fucked up.

Someone who's at home and has telly, WHAT'S GOING ON???
 
 
The Impoverished Llama
02:05 / 01.06.06
This is the most I've heard Mikey saying for the two weeks and it seems to be mostly bullshit. He's just spouting the same couple of sentences again and again, trying to wear down Richard. Richard seems to be regaining his composure and saving face, most excellently. Excuse my ignorance, but what kind of accent is Mikey's?

Princess Nikki seems to be sleeping through the kerfuffle.
 
 
Ganesh
02:06 / 01.06.06
Could whoever finally inserted Mikey's batteries change his channel? He's stuck on the same barely coherent "you're hypocritical" rant, in which Richard is accused of allll sorts. I'm really not understanding why the collective ire of Team SmugHet has suddenly been focussed aggressively on Richard. There's maaajor en masse projection going on here.
 
 
The Impoverished Llama
02:07 / 01.06.06
Cross-posted with Xoc on the Vern' spouting crap matter.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:08 / 01.06.06
Aah, Sezer wants mutual respect. Presumably the same kind of respect he has for Imogen because she doesn't want to sex him in the Big Brother house.

Xoc, read your comment then Mikey told Richard he was twisting the topic. Spot on!!!
 
 
Ganesh
02:08 / 01.06.06
Excuse my ignorance, but what kind of accent is Mikey's?

Twattish.
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
(prev. The Freewheeling Penis)
02:09 / 01.06.06
Llama, Mikey's one of mine. A scouser.

MIKEY, RETURN

*chhk choo chaa chk chaaa*
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
02:10 / 01.06.06
I think it would be in Mr Dick's best interest to smack Mikey, hard, in the face. There's really no excuse for this.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
02:10 / 01.06.06
WHAT'S GOING ON???
 
 
Mourne Kransky
02:10 / 01.06.06
Chokeslam!
 
 
The Impoverished Llama
02:12 / 01.06.06
Richard is being accused of being a bully by self-identifying bully Sezer.

Anna, I believe you have another reason to text now.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:12 / 01.06.06
Sezer is accusing Richard of bullying Imogen. We are ringing again.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
02:13 / 01.06.06
THIS IS BIG BROTHER. WOULD SEZER COME TO THE DIARY ROOM IMMEDIATELY!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:13 / 01.06.06
CROSS POST!

Sezer is in the diary room. It has gone to ad break. I have to be at work by 9am. I guess I'm going to be a bit tired tomorrow.
 
 
tea and biscuits
02:14 / 01.06.06
Lovely to see that Sezer desperately wants to fuck a "defenceless little girl".
 
 
Mourne Kransky
02:14 / 01.06.06
Only Edvard Munch could express precisely the emotions I'm currently feeling.

And I could make a Francis Bacon out of that little ned, Sezer.
 
 
Ganesh
02:17 / 01.06.06
Stoatie, as far as I'm able to tell (from Xoc and DS - I was in the bath), it started when Richard, Pete and Lisa (or Glyn?) hid a bottle of wine. They were discovered by Team SmugHet, who all started screaming at Richard, and continued for around half an hour. The argument (which, presumably, was never solely about wine in the first place) became about Richard being "two-faced" and "hypocritical", with Imogen particularly losing it. Richard retaliated by telling Imogen to her face that he thought she was "false". Mikey rambled incoherently. Sezer came out of the bedroom again, and is now accusing Richard of bullying "that child" Imogen, who apparently has never said or done anything remotely hypocritical, and neither has he. RIchard's attempting to tread a line between being conciliatory while standing his ground - and Sezer and Mikey are continuing to harangue him. Sezer's calling Richard a "fucking prick" and has been called to the Diary Room by the sternest Big Brother voice so far.

Phew!
 
 
The Impoverished Llama
02:20 / 01.06.06
He's threatening leaving! NO DICKIE! NOO!
 
 
tea and biscuits
02:21 / 01.06.06
Richard has been apologising solidly for the past half hour (whilst also holding his ground). Someone accept it for goodness sake!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:21 / 01.06.06
Aisleyne is much prettier without make up.

Richard is a lovely, lovely man and doesn't deserve Imogen heaping her prescriptions about what a man is on him. What a disgusting person she is, I don't blame him if he does leave. He doesn't deserve to be in that hell chamber.
 
 
Ganesh
02:21 / 01.06.06
They keep saying to Richard - possibly the most reasonable person in the room - "you've had a few drinks", while continuing to throw accusations at him.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
02:25 / 01.06.06
Richard is sooooo reasonable. Don't keep apologising to these wankers! Not that it works with Imogen anyway. She's intent on demolishing the poor sod. And Mikey still making meaningless sounds. The empty vessel surely does make the most noise.

Now Sezer has planted the idea in Lea's head that Richard has been slating her behind her back. Bastard! Sezer out, Sezer out, Sezer out!
 
 
Ganesh
02:25 / 01.06.06
It's a focussed team attack on Richard from three out of the four core SmugHets (Grace managing to sleep this one out). It's... it's like L*rd *f th* Fl**s.

Sezer reiterating, "he's made himself look a cock in front of the public - and he knows he's up for eviction".
 
  

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