Big Brother 2006

21:20 / 02.06.06

I didn't count lesbians because I think there've only ever been two in the entire history of Big Brother, and one of those barely lasted a day. Even less likely.

21:54 / 02.06.06

On yesterday's BBLB, the lovely Lauren Laverne commented on Nikki's range of facial expression:

I love the way her forehead crinkles into the Rift Valley when something troubles her deeply, like tap water or Sam's future sexual partners.

21:58 / 02.06.06

New page and there's still time:
Text SEZER to 84444 or call 09011 32 33 13

22:06 / 02.06.06

Nikki's enunciation never ceases to amaze me- "He's So! Wedged! Up! inside his BUM! HOLE!!!"

22:08 / 02.06.06

Somehow very funny to hear a disapassionate and stern BB woman reciting Imogen's "...fucking...fucking...fucking..." speech. Hehe.

22:08 / 02.06.06

It's also funny reading Digital Spy- I keep reading posts and thinking "that's good... sounds like Ganesh" and it always is...

My fave post of yours recently, sir- in the "they're NOT booing Sezer" thread- "are they booing WITH Sezer then?"

22:10 / 02.06.06

Somehow very funny to hear a disapassionate and stern BB woman reciting Imogen's "...fucking...fucking...fucking..." speech.

I think it's appalling. Big Brother bullying that poor innocent girl.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

22:10 / 02.06.06

Somehow I always imagine stern BB woman is going to carry on, and after reciting the speech say something like "Imogen... you are a cunt." and just watch the absolutely boggled expression on her face.

22:14 / 02.06.06

It's also funny reading Digital Spy- I keep reading posts and thinking "that's good... sounds like Ganesh" and it always is...

And that's me trying not to get drawn into DS this year. Ah well.

22:20 / 02.06.06

I see what they meant about Grace looking like a dog chewing a wasp now.

22:23 / 02.06.06

Ooooohhh....

I got up an hour early for this...

22:23 / 02.06.06

Hm. Richard 'making amends' was a bit physical. If he's not careful, Sezer could appear bi to Imogen's parents...

cube is generally elsewhere

22:24 / 02.06.06

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THROW HIM TO THE LIONS!!!

22:24 / 02.06.06

Hooograaagh!

Tom Paine's Bones

Ooo, the look of absolute shock on Sezer's face before he caught himself was invigorating.

WELL DONE TEAM

I'm soooo happy! He's sooooo not! Woohoo! Open the champagne, G!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

91.6%!

91.6%???

The most ever???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

sleazenation

cube is generally elsewhere

91.6%!

22:26 / 02.06.06

Now, what's the chances Davina grills him about the ghetto hos? Go on my girl.

one point, oh

none

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

But seriously Lea, stop it.

Jack Vincennes

That's the nicest anyone is going to be to him for a while...

one point, oh

Dovetailed's faith in democracy is restored

Sleeperservice

Wow, he got 91.6% of the votes. What it's like to be hated eh?

22:28 / 02.06.06

Money shot!

Boy, was he sick!

22:28 / 02.06.06

Why can't Lea just enjoy this glorious moment?

22:30 / 02.06.06

I think I maybe cried a little...

That was a nice TV moment...

Jack Vincennes

22:32 / 02.06.06

Stoatally: Why can't Lea just enjoy this glorious moment?

By contrast, I think Richard did a little dance when Sezer wasn't looking.

22:33 / 02.06.06

We just rewound that and watched again. The smile drains from the eyes down. The tongue in the cheek is a nice touch.

Sick.

As.

A.

Pig.

The groupings on the settees are perhaps an indication of where it's at right now: significantly, the White Queen was in Dickie's corner.

petunia

22:34 / 02.06.06

...

Just.

Yes.

British public. I'm sorry. I take back everything I said. I love you.

I love the pain sezer has been caused. I love that he had to do his 'say the opposite of what i'm doing' thing "it's okay. i'm calm". I love that he had so many plans and seriously thought he was going to get away with them.

I LOVE THAT HE GOT 91.6% OF THE VOTES!!!!

Happy. Very happy.

22:37 / 02.06.06

He didn't cry, but hey, you can't have the moon on a stick, can you?

22:37 / 02.06.06

I've not been very vocal this year (I'm not sure if I ever have) but I've been reading this thread everymorning - you all rule. I've even got non-members reading it....

The out out out chant was great.