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Oh dear. : A thread about things that tick you off quite a bit, and might even elicit a frown.

 
  

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Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
23:25 / 12.10.06
Stoats, is this alcohol-abetted?

It's your only excuse.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
23:42 / 12.10.06
I.
Just finished.
Reading.
The whole thing.
Something.
Is happening.
To my.
Mind.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!
 
 
ghadis
23:46 / 12.10.06
I think you are just about ready fot the 'Wolverine’s claws vs a lightsaber?' thread now Stoats.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
23:48 / 12.10.06
You´re just begging for Sheena to relieve herself on your keyboard, if you keep this up.
 
 
Boboss
23:52 / 12.10.06
Barbelith used to have a Wolverine vs All Comers thread.

Best thread evah!
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
00:17 / 13.10.06
D'you reckon King Denfeld'd kill Byrne for us? After all, there is no problem he can't solve with his fists.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
00:33 / 13.10.06
He knows all about robots, so he´d just flip John´s switch on his lunch break.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
00:35 / 13.10.06
With an arrow.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
00:45 / 13.10.06
And the arrow´s tip is laced with Alan Moore´s spit.
 
 
Sniv
00:53 / 13.10.06
If we had the wolverine thread again, would anyone be terribly upset? I'm quite up for a detailed discussion on exactly how Magneto can never beat him. given he can, y'know, rip him in half an' all.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
(prev. Mistress of Cats Kali)
00:57 / 13.10.06
Geek boy discussion go!
 
 
Life Critic
01:10 / 13.10.06
well, i would assume wolverine would have to be fighting him back in the bone claw days, and he'd have to get the jump on him.
either that or magneto would be in some way incapacitated.
or maybe he'd kill him with a drinking game?


is there to be a thread?
i've just spent the last five minutes trying to find the old one...
 
 
Quantum of Solace
01:15 / 13.10.06
Stoatie. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!! *rubs nose in it* BAD STOATIE! BAD!
 
 
The Stolen Llama
01:29 / 13.10.06
The funniest/most headwrecking/bewildering thing from the bit of that thread that I've read has to be this, from JB:

"Supes". "Bats". "Wolvie". "Maggie". They come from, and contribute to, a subtle and insidious mentality in fandom.
 
 
Life Critic
01:46 / 13.10.06
by laughing you are contributing to the degradation of the very firmament of comic books and art and, in so doing, america!

you are clearly a terrorist.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
01:52 / 13.10.06
Llama- that entire post is worth quoting.

In another thread, I mentioned NYC Mayor Rudi Guiliani's "war" on so-called "quality of life" crimes. The graffiti vandals, the squeeqie guys, etc. The people who contributed to an overall decline in the day to day life in New York. Guiliani reasoned -- and was proven correct -- that looking the other way when these "small scale" crimes were being committed contributed to a general negative attitude toward and about the city.

There is, for me, a parallel in the use of these cutesy-poo, and usually disrespectful short-forms of the character's names. "Supes". "Bats". "Wolvie". "Maggie". They come from, and contribute to, a subtle and insidious mentality in fandom. That whole "Oh, I am so much superior to this foolish comic books I am reading! Please, don't judge me by this trash! I am better than that!" As Guiliani saw with the "quality of life" crimes, it becomes a cumulative effect, and when we throw in a few other factors, equally "small" taken on their own -- well, we end up with the mess the industry is in today, don't we?


YES. Because calling Batman "Bats" is actually exactly the same as contributing to an overall decline in the day to day life in New York. Yes, John. Yes.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
01:54 / 13.10.06
Motherfucker was really hardcore he'd be calling it Metropolis anyway.
 
 
Tsuga
02:32 / 13.10.06
just a question- is there anyone here who doesn't like comic books/graphic novels/whatever else you may call them? I'm not disrespecting, I've just never been familiar with any, or seemed to have an interest. Just curious. Carry on, please.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
10:57 / 13.10.06
Floyd Landis is now trying to engineer trial by media because he thinks this somehow works in his favour. I realise this is his career on the line but this petty juvenile response would be called trolling on any self-respecting internet forum.

Just pathetic.
 
 
Tabitha Tickletooth
11:13 / 13.10.06
Particularly as he was so vociferous in crying 'I've been tried by the media, you bastards' when the test results were released early in the first place. It's the old Princess Di approach to media all over again.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
11:26 / 13.10.06
Not to mention that he's changing his story of "my biochemistry is wierd" to "the testing system is horribly flawed".

Clutching
At
Straws
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:12 / 13.10.06
just a question- is there anyone here who doesn't like comic books/graphic novels/whatever else you may call them? I'm not disrespecting, I've just never been familiar with any, or seemed to have an interest. Just curious. Carry on, please.

Yeah the occasional one turns up, but I think it's Barbelite policy to hunt them down and asscandle them mercilessly.

It's time to start........RUUUUUUNNNNING!
 
 
redtara
15:01 / 13.10.06
Tsuga, I too know little about comics except in a 'I know what I like kind of way'. I am however a super hero so should any of these fools try any candle shenanagins you are welcome to hide behind my patent boots.

Never fear, Sleep-Deprivation Woman is here (that's with the hyphen please!)
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
15:02 / 13.10.06
No probs, "Sleepy".

What?

WHAT?
 
 
redtara
15:05 / 13.10.06
Motherfucker!
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
15:07 / 13.10.06
(Was meant to say "probs", not "probe". "Probe" is funnier, but there's a mod request in the post).

Just chill, Sleepster.
 
 
Olulabelle
15:18 / 13.10.06
Tsuga, I too know little about comics but TBM and TLB are comics mad and so I am surrounded it by it. I'm filled with geeky knowledge like you wouldn't believe; stuff that I do not intentionally acquire, and I have also read the Invisibles, Promethea, V for Vendetta, a lot of Batman, pretty much all of the Fantastic Four, quite a lot of Spiderman, oh bollocks.

Nevermind. I have been secretly turned without me realising.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
15:41 / 13.10.06
For some reason, I looked up the anagrams for Sleep-Deprivation Woman:

PIMP ALIENATED OVER SNOW
ADRENALIN WIVE POOPS MET
NOW VOMIT LINES APPEARED
 
 
redtara
18:24 / 13.10.06
NOW VOMIT LINES APPEARED

My evil alterego. Its the red sudocrem that does it.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
18:34 / 13.10.06
Wow. Page thirteen. Someone's just explained the concept of slash fiction to The Byrnester. I think he's about to die.
 
 
Quantum of Solace
19:39 / 13.10.06
Slash fiction- that's like a story where Wolverine cuts some ninja up, right? Loads of ninja pile on Logan and he, er, slashes them up?
By the way, here's a brand new Wolvey versus everyone thread. I had to do it.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
21:17 / 13.10.06
"Rimjob" is an annoying insult to me. You wouldn't call someone a "penetrative sex" or a "blowjob" or a pair of handcuffs. Not a big deal or anything, it just annoys me when common sexual activities are othered and then used as signifiers for unpleasentness.

But hey, I'm just a Betty Dodson fan with a chip on my shoulder, ignore me. I'm being silly.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
21:19 / 13.10.06
You wouldn't call someone a "penetrative sex" or a "blowjob" or a pair of handcuffs.

Hmm... I call people "fucks" all the time. Stupid fucks, ignorant fucks, racist fucks...

I agree, though, "rimjob" is a little specific.
 
 
redtara
23:31 / 13.10.06
I've been called a 'Gizzajob'. Is that the same thing?
 
 
Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake
14:21 / 14.10.06
Engage derision mode.

Mel Gibson blames Jews for making him blame Jews for all the ills in the world. It turns out that, if they hadn't been so mean about that godawful Passion film then he never would have waited a couple of years, got drunk, and accused them of being behind all that's bad in the world. Jeez Mel, it wasn't JUST Jewish people that didn't like that film! Might it not be a good idea to stop digging now? You'll be reaching Australia soon!
 
  

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