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Stump Fuckin'

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23:21 / 21.03.06

Who's done it? What did it feel like? Where can I get some?

23:45 / 21.03.06

Never again.

Splinters.

Shrug: Butcher Boy

23:51 / 21.03.06

Well, I've hugged a tree but never felt the need to take it further. I don't think this is what Sauron meant though, Mel.

Dead Megatron
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23:57 / 21.03.06

Well, I've hugged a tree but never felt the need to take it further. I don't think this is what Sauron meant though, Mel.

Me, too. To all three statements. What the hell is stump fuckin'????

The Jawsus of the Blue Lagoon

23:59 / 21.03.06

The Mighty Boosh say its something similar to skull fucking, but in the throat of a decapitated head - could be human or dummy of origin.

00:00 / 22.03.06

It's probably about drugs. That kid's on dope.

00:01 / 22.03.06

Stump Fuckin'

Okay. I'll try, but "fuckin'" is a pretty wise old thing.

Okay here we go... "What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?"

I hope I stumped you, "fuckin'".

paranoidwriter waves hello

00:04 / 22.03.06

What the hell is stump fuckin'????

It's not cricket.

Spyder Todd 2008

00:04 / 22.03.06

?

I'm not really sure you should try copulating with a plant. That's kind of like bestiality, only with different juices.

Lunch with Lenny
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00:06 / 22.03.06

But isn't "dendrophilia" a beautiful word?

All Acting Regiment

00:14 / 22.03.06

none

00:28 / 22.03.06

I enjoy Denfeldophilia. Lets me touch the royalty
*wiggling eyebrows suggestively*

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

00:41 / 22.03.06

Isn´t Stump Fuckin' a song by Chumbawamba?

02:35 / 22.03.06

Maybe it's something that cockney hitchers do.

02:23 / 24.03.06

Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea,
I’m the hitcher, let me put you in the picture
Creepin’ in your room in the dead of night
With my solo polo vision

I’m a cockney Geezer, High speed bleed ya
I’ll do the ripper, when he wants you to nip her
I taught ‘em how to slice, I’ll cut ‘em up a treat

Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Courtney shivers with your melons (oh yeah!)

Comin’ on strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancin’ skeletons, white, blue and yellow ‘uns
Movin’ through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us I’ll cut you
And you ain’t gonna like that

I’ve bad juju, I do voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to amuse you
A power, Apollo, an evil magnet
Suckin’ up your soul

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

17:04 / 27.03.06

It's " National Do A Stump Day" next tuesday by the way Sauron. Fancy hooking up for a stump fest?

Hump The Stump
Grab The Rump

Spyder Todd 2008

20:22 / 27.03.06

*cocks eyebrow*

20:29 / 27.03.06

I prefer flump fucking.

Phwooarrrr!

Dead Megatron
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20:42 / 27.03.06

What about some tribble love?

And this a tribble-pile, mind you

20:48 / 27.03.06

Gump fucking?

He's already got the horn.

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

20:56 / 27.03.06

Let´s hear it for steamy Wombles Lurrrve!

21:15 / 27.03.06

Is that plump fucking then, Misty?

Dead Megatron
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21:20 / 27.03.06

The Wombles look like video-game Lemmings...

... which are nowhere near as flufy (fuckable?) as the real deal:

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

21:28 / 27.03.06

Is that plump fucking then, Misty?

Don't be fatuous, Xoc. Wombles do not plump fuck. They enjoy the Dance of the Dangling Dingleberry.

paranoidwriter waves hello

21:32 / 27.03.06

What about Heffalump fucking? They'll do anything for honey.

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.

21:38 / 27.03.06

Anything for honey?

Would they fight

A honey badger? 'Cos they'd have to. And believe you me, they wouldn't win.

Do they value honey HIGHER THAN THEY VALUE THEIR OWN LIVES??

DO THEY???

21:38 / 27.03.06

flumps!
mo-ther-fucker!
thank you!
i had totally forgotten about them, i had.

as to the mighty boosh and their seemimg expertise....
pah.
pah, indeed!
surely the fucking of the throat behind a now-absent head would be throat fucking, being as it is the fucking of a throat? stump fucking must, by necessity, be the fucking of a stump, surely?
is that not obvious?

i'm not much of a corpse-sex specialist(i never thhought i'd need that phrase...) so i could be wrong.
its the language that i'm thinking about, not the science.

that, and my opinion that the most accurate answer to the question
"what is 'stump fucking'?"
would be
"two words that make some feel edgy when said together".

you could stick two words together and ask what they mean...
dog noncing?
limb shitting?
face cunting?
but it'd be a question that needs no answer, quite clearly asked for the tingle in the jingles it gave the author.

sauron, mate, get thee to the heavy metal lexicon and really shiver the collective timbers.

weknoyagorritinya, innit.

21:43 / 27.03.06

ah.
wait.
you didnt ask what it was.

sorry.
still, that link is your's.
no one can take that away from you now; it's safe.
so the big question is, are you gonna settle for that?
or are you going to post?
okay.
you take your time, mate.

we'll be back!
after these messages...

paranoidwriter waves hello

22:01 / 27.03.06

"Would they fight?"

Would a Heffalump fight for it's honey? Damn straight it would. Trust me, the honey badger wouldn't see it coming...

Here Comes Everybody

23:59 / 27.03.06

I hate you all.

Mist, the devil´s avocado
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00:06 / 28.03.06

Don´t hate. You could deliver the air guitar soundtrack to all the furry lovemaking!

Dead Megatron
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00:12 / 28.03.06

You know what's MOST amazing?

Nobody mentioned fennecs yet.

And Hunt, if you wanna hate us, that's ok, as long as it adds to the PASSION during the LOVE-MAKING!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert exclamation sound)

I hate loving you people, but I do. Love you, I mean.

00:16 / 28.03.06

Don't be seduced, Bill.

Here Comes Everybody

00:19 / 28.03.06

Also, you're all getting the grammer on my new screen name wrong. Hunt is the verb, Bandersnatch is the noun, and frumious is the adjective or adverb or whatever. And it's really still just Sean. Like stinkypenisJesus, frumious Bandersnatch is just one of the titles I have (from my favourite ficsuit, Sean the frumious Bandersnatch).

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

00:28 / 28.03.06

Oh, all that fuzzy mating in this thread, that turned from teethrotting to sweetottering (or is it a ferret?)!

And yes, lovemaking between species, to the sound of hunting Bandersnatch´s frumious air guitar, can be a beautiful thing.

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