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Snakes On A Plane

 
  

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Mistoffelees
01:45 / 28.04.06
Am I the only one who sees a huge black box with nothing in it up there? Is that supposed to be the joke about the soundtrack?

If you cannot see it, try another screen. Itīs the black Metallica album with the snake riding on a plane.
 
 
matthew.
03:56 / 28.04.06
[there. I shall come back here no more until this movie is out and bitting]

Yay. Unintentional pun.
Biting - snakes bite people
Biting - this movie is going to bite, suck.
 
 
Loud Detective
04:44 / 28.04.06
Oh wow, I just found out this is coming out on my birthday. Snakes on a motherfuckin' birthday!
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:11 / 01.05.06
So the sequel will have Simon Pegg. Yes, thatīs a cool choice!
 
 
FinderWolf
23:39 / 01.05.06
Is that for real? Is it a 'sequel' of sorts to 'Shaun of the Dead'?
 
 
matthew.
00:07 / 02.05.06
Probably not, considering that the next flick from the Shaun of the Dead team is called "Hot Fuzz" and it's about cops (American style) in Britain.
 
 
Mistoffelees
00:19 / 02.05.06
No, itīs not real.
But itīs nice to see people hesitate for a moment and think it might be. But with SOAP being made, any movie seems possible these days.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
21:57 / 02.05.06
But with SOAP being made, any movie seems possible these days.

And amen to that.
 
 
Marilyn Mono
22:01 / 03.05.06
So today I was flipping through the Time Out and their big film review is titled: "United we can't stand" and then sublitle "Do we really need to see 'United 93?'" I thought 'hell yeah!' becasue I seriously thought it was Snakes on a Plane.

Oops.
 
 
Mistoffelees
02:13 / 09.05.06
Marvel at the beauty that is my new desktop.
 
 
matthew.
02:14 / 09.05.06
Good heavens that's a lot of icons by the Start menu!
 
 
Mistoffelees
02:21 / 09.05.06
Yes, I have them down there instead all over and cluttering up my desktop.

And to be on-topic:
Iīm surprised, that Iīm still not fed up with the movie and that I still look forward to seeing it. I have no high expectations, I just want to see some tongue-in-cheek and lots of unintentional humour.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
04:50 / 09.05.06
Aren't the to mutually exclusive? Oh, and how do you get your icons on the taskbar like that?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
04:52 / 09.05.06
'to' was meant to be 'two', but my second question still stands. I'm tired of all the icons on my desktop.
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:37 / 09.05.06
Aren't the to mutually exclusive? Oh, and how do you get your icons on the taskbar like that?

No theyīre not, you can have both.

You grab the icon with the mouse from the desktop and drop them into the taskbar (my system: win xp professional).
 
 
Tripolata
13:19 / 09.05.06
But with SOAP being made, any movie seems possible these days.

It does indeed feel like the 80s.
 
 
Mistoffelees
00:31 / 18.05.06
Marvel. Marvel, drool and gape in awe at this beauty.

Also starring 500 godamn Snakes
 
 
FinderWolf
19:28 / 18.05.06
F. Scott! So good to see him motherfuckin' back.
 
 
skolld
22:06 / 18.05.06
If only you could really put that poster in cinemas and on billboards......
 
 
DM:"The Fallen is no Unicron!"
(prev. Dead Megatron)
22:27 / 18.05.06
if you don't see it you hate America

Best tagline evah! Gonna work like a charm. And if the critics don't dig it, that's because they're secular, terrorist-lovin', imigrant-supportin', liberal, smear-mongering, commies from the New York Times and/or ACLU*.



* yeah, I be reading Billy O'Reilly, but just to piss myself off, we swears it...
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:58 / 04.07.06
It has been a bit silent of lately about this film, but the hype has only taken a well deserved nap. Yes, next month itīs time for Soap!

Hereīs the new poster (supposedly real this time, although Iīve heard rumours, the movie will consist of only Samuel in a dark room, laughing at the crowd, thanking them for the paycheck and saying theyīve been had, The End).

 
 
akira
13:47 / 05.07.06
I want that motherf*ckin poster on my motherf*ckin wall.
 
 
CameronStewart
18:20 / 05.07.06
Snakes on a Plane, but no snakes on THE POSTER?

What the fuck?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:58 / 05.07.06
Dude, they're saving them for the big reveal. You don't want them to SPOIL it for you, do you? Right near the end Sam L's gonna go "GodDAMN!!! Was muthafuckin' snakes ALL ALONG!!!"
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
21:57 / 05.07.06
Just found out my mate Larry is directing the video for the post credit song.

Very happy for him.
 
 
DM:"The Fallen is no Unicron!"
(prev. Dead Megatron)
22:19 / 05.07.06
Now, here's a safety tip:

 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
22:18 / 10.07.06
(from ign.com)

"Snakes On A Plane Rocks
New Line film picks two unsigned bands to be on the soundtrack.
by IGN Music
June 23, 2006 - Continuing to build upon the massive Internet buzz it has accumulated, New Line Cinema has just secured two unsigned bands to appear on the Snakes On A Plane soundtrack.

Los Angeles band Captain Ahab won a contest that included close to 500 entries. The band whipped up a tune called "Snakes On A Brain," which will be featured in the film and on the soundtrack.

The runner-up in the competition, Louden Swain, will have their song, "Here Come The Snakes also included on the soundtrack.

The soundtrack to Snakes On A Plane is slated to drop on August 18th on New Line Records. The contest, which was hosted by TagWorld, allowed artists to submit music, which was then voted on by the TagWorld community. Once the list was narrowed down to 25 the filmmakers stepped in and chose the two finalists.

"Our faith in Hollywood is fully restored," said the members of Captain Ahab. "By pairing the greatest film of all time with the greatest song of all time, David Ellis and the executives at New Line Cinema have surpassed all previous expectations of human endeavor."

'Nuff said indeed."

Again... if you ain't heard Captain Ahab... you should be clickin on that 'Larry' link above.

You're in for a treat in your seat.
 
 
Liger, Audaciously Hopeful
02:27 / 12.07.06
Hereīs the new poster (supposedly real this time,

I saw the real poster at the theater recently, it's the same as Mistoffelees' Desktop (see above). I tried to get my SO to steal it for me, but there were too many people around.
 
 
DM:"The Fallen is no Unicron!"
(prev. Dead Megatron)
22:16 / 31.07.06
I was reading an article on CNN about the snake wrangler they used on the movie, and I got this wonderfull line from SoaP director David Ellis:

Computer-generated snakes are awesome but a live, real snake is a live, real snake

And thus he sums it up for all of us...
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:31 / 31.07.06
It is somehow like christmas when youīre a child. This movie just doesnīt seem to get any closer to being released!
 
 
Semiotic Robotic
00:00 / 01.08.06
Just read the best commentary about this film I've seen so far.

Here's a bit:

"I have not seen Snakes on a Plane, so I have no idea how good this movie is (or isn't). But I do know this: Its existence represents a weird, semidepressing American condition, and I'm afraid this condition is going to get worse. I suspect Snakes on a Plane might earn a lot of money, which will prompt studios to assume this is the kind of movie audiences want. And I don't think it is. Snakes on a Plane is an unabashed attempt at prefab populism, and (maybe) this gimmick will work once. But it won't keep working, and it will almost certainly make filmmaking worse."

...

Much like the Arcade Fire and Amanda Congdon, Snakes on a Plane has become one of those topics that Internet people love writing about, mostly because they feel a sense of ownership over its cultural impact. (This all started when blogging screenwriter Josh Friedman was asked to work on an early version of the SOAP script.) By this point, the film's mere existence has developed an abstract symbolism that suggests the world is unknowable; people now say "Snakes on a plane" in place of "It is what it is" or "Shit happens" or "My wife is a rum-guzzling whore." True story: My friend Jenny is in law school, and one of her classmates went to a movie in April. When the coming attractions started, the first image was of dozens of unsuspecting plane passengers sitting in the cabin of an airborne 757. The moment he saw this, the mischievous law student yelled, "Snakes on a plane!" presumably to amuse and unify the other patrons. Unfortunately, this turned out to be a trailer for United 93, which significantly reduced the hilarity of his outburst. But, hey, you know how it goes. That's life. Snakes on a plane, or whatever.
 
 
Mistoffelees
01:17 / 01.08.06
There is always one miserable lonely soul who in vain tries to spoil it for everyone.

Who cares, if film studios try to copy it, if it succeeds? Just because people watched the LOTR movies, doesnīt mean theyīll run, when Uwe Bollīs new masterpiece will be screened or when Eragon seeps into cinemas.

And always this "semidepressing American condition" navel gazing. Sorry, USA itīs not always about you. Just look at the people posting in this thread, many like me (thank god!) are not USAmericans. And if they are depressed about their movies, fine. I watch non-US movies most of the time anyway.

And [sotto voce Fran Healy voice] what is an Amanda Congdon anyway?
 
 
astrojax69
06:10 / 01.08.06
i'm just guessing that the snake ends up at the controls will have to be a giant [cock]pit viper??

...fangs a lot folks.
 
 
Mistoffelees
12:38 / 01.08.06
The big kicker may be, that the bad guy is none ther than Voldemort, and that Rowling has financed SOAP with her huge mountain of british pounds. This way she can accomplish several goals at once:

1) While visiting the set, she suddenly has to frisk Samuel for any hidden vipers ("itīs for you own good, Samuel, theyīre poisonous, yīknow."), and rubs herself against him for good luck ("that will increase your anti-avadakebapa protection, mugglefucker.").

2) If the movie flops, itīs a great tax-write off opportunity.

3) If it doesnīt flop => add another hill to the money mountain.

4) Finally some new fans, who donīt send here remus/sirius slash fiction.

5) The plane drops on Harry, Voldemort rubs hands, no need to write that pesky seventh book, for which she has run out of ideas years ago.

6) Visiting a world premiere without radcliff, hagrid guy and others of that twelvesided die bunch.
 
 
DM:"The Fallen is no Unicron!"
(prev. Dead Megatron)
16:02 / 01.08.06
"Mugglefucker"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm totally gonna use that on real life
 
  

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