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Baked Beans on Toast!

 
  

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Boboss
12:58 / 18.02.06
So, here I sit eating my baked beans on toast and I just want to say YES! YES TO BAKED BEANS ON TOAST!

What do you say?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:40 / 18.02.06
I say put a little chili in the beans.

But YAY! Baked beans on toast!
 
 
Sniv
13:51 / 18.02.06
Eurgh! Gakgakgaknastininess! The beans make the toast go all soggy and yeurghy and floppy. Toast is for cheese and maybe jam, if'n you're pushing the boat out. Beans and toast = heathen food.
 
 
Boboss
13:53 / 18.02.06
Chilli? Could be nice.

Personally I like to augment the beans with brown sauce and lots of pepper.

If you haven't tried baked beans and brown sauce then you haven't lived.
 
 
Boboss
13:55 / 18.02.06
Actually the sogginess can be avoided by simply keeping the toast and the beans seperate.

I's like to thank Fraely Gimbert for that trick.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:55 / 18.02.06
Toast AND Cheese AND Beans is good too. Melty, stringy cheddar under the heat of the delectable beans. And if the toast gets soggy, you're not eating fast enough.
 
 
Boboss
13:59 / 18.02.06
Yes, cheese and beans is important.
 
 
Jawsus and baby jawsus
14:04 / 18.02.06
what about pig meat? how can you forget pig meat?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:19 / 18.02.06
Such as Pek ham.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:23 / 18.02.06
Peckham? Named after a toast-allied treat? Who knew?
 
 
Boboss
14:27 / 18.02.06
Sausages, particularly the cumberland variety, are fantastic with beans. In fact Baked beans, mashed potatoes and sausages is one of my favourite meals.

In the Guradian today they have a recipe for baked beans, cheese and roast potatoes. Excellent.

For the record, I speak as an ex-member of the baked beans fanclub.
 
 
Boboss
14:27 / 18.02.06
Oh, and I also have 9 tins of beans in the cupboard.

I win.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
14:32 / 18.02.06
I've got a bunch of tins of Heinz curry baked beans. They're great with chips- it's good if, like me, you can never decide whether you want chips and beans or chips and curry sauce.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:55 / 18.02.06
I am mostly eating baked beans since I became a gay cowboy. I have only two tins in the cupboard but that's only the weekend supply.

Beans, well burnt sausage, and cheese and garlic mash. Truly scrumptious!
 
 
Boboss
15:13 / 18.02.06
Stoatie, you are a clever and well respected man.

Do you know, I've never had cheese and garlic mash. We're planning on making some this weekend.
 
 
LykeX
15:16 / 18.02.06
Baked beans. Yes! Baked beans rule! They're my universal food. They can be added to almost any course with a good result. I love baked beans. I only have 3 cans in my cupboard right now, though.
Is that good enough? Can I still join the fan club?
 
 
alas
15:22 / 18.02.06
This is a peculiar English phenomenon. And your basic English baked beans are very bland to a US palate. But! my children loves them.

Xoc, I hate to tell you that no self-respecting US cowboy would eat British baked beans.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
15:33 / 18.02.06
I'm glad I saw this thread before I ate anything today.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:46 / 18.02.06
mmmm.

Try a drop of (veggie)Worcestershire(sp?!) sauce in beans.

Cor.

But thankyou for this thread.

Clever Boboss.
 
 
Boboss
15:48 / 18.02.06
Good old British bland food. I love it.

Alas, I want to hear more about those jazzy cowboy recipes.
 
 
HCE
15:52 / 18.02.06
Woostersheer sauce has meat in it?
 
 
Boboss
15:57 / 18.02.06
I've just checked the ingredients on our bottle. Apparently it has anchovies in it.

Worcestershire (? I have no idea) sauce is great on beans, but it's especially good drizzled on cheese on toast.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
16:06 / 18.02.06
I do not understand this strange definition of "bland".
 
 
alas
16:08 / 18.02.06
US baked beans in a tin are typically "pork 'n' beans", although there is a vegetarian version of them. They are darker than the British version--both the sauce and the beans themselves. And typically they have some bacon fat in them. And the sauce is not just the simple tomato sauce of the British version, it's both a little sweeter and a little tangy-er....
 
 
Boboss
16:12 / 18.02.06
Crazy.

I've always taken the suggestion that British food is "bland" to mean that many of our favourite dishes rely on simple flavours and textures, and lack complexity. Baked beans on toast seems to fit this description quite well.
 
 
Boboss
16:15 / 18.02.06
Oh, Alas, we have these.



They're kind of weird, and I try never to eat them for lots of reasons, but I sort of secretly like them.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:18 / 18.02.06
You dissing us British gay cowboys, alas? You implying that we aren't the real deal? I am teh hardcore! I am I am! I have no cow but I have a boy. He has boots and I have denim. We often eat our beans whilst protecting our cats from wolves. And we have a Brokeback Mountain poster signed by Heath and jake et al.
 
 
alas
16:35 / 18.02.06
Boboss: Ah, but those have pork SAUSAGE in them. That's not the same thing at all!

Let me let the folks at conagra foods explain the wonders of Van Camps pork 'n' beans. Note the picture--the beans are a red bean, not a white bean. And note that they also urge us: "Don't forget Van Camp's Beanee Weenees are portable and ready-to-eat; they're an ideal snack!"

As this site explains, the meat in real, cowboy-quality pork n beans is notoriously difficult to find, and is not without controversy:

"The pork used in commercially manufactured pork and beans is pork fat. During the cooking process it is virtually all rendered (melted). Manufacturers state that the pork fat is there for flavor, not for the meat content. Some pork producers have tried to get companies to use only lean pork or stop using the term "pork." Some have even lobbied the FDA to require the change. Manufacturers say that consumers like the products as they are, so they have no intention of changing them."
 
 
alas
16:46 / 18.02.06
Personally, I usually purchase Bush Brothers Baked Beans.

Believe it or not, Xoc, Bush Beans have more macho cowboy credibility in the US than a couple of guys in a London flat wearing chaps. (You do have chaps, don't you? As well as a boy?)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:58 / 18.02.06
I shall look out for authentic cowboy beans then in our local shop, alas. I suspect I may need to jump on my hoss and travel quite far to find 'em!
 
 
Slim
17:25 / 18.02.06
Baked beans on toast? This is why the culinary world makes fun of you people.
 
 
Life Critic
17:31 / 18.02.06
have you tried it?

its the most versatile basis for dinner ever.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:44 / 18.02.06
No, toksik, he'll be round at alas' house for dinner where they'll be eating high class food like wot we don't appreciate and laughing at us. fnord...mutter...
 
 
Boboss
18:20 / 18.02.06
I like the sound of them Americee cowboy beans.

Actually, Slim, a number of high profile Parisian chefs are now heading to London 'cause of our vibrant and experimental food culture.

And baked beans on toast.
 
 
Dark side of the Moonfrog1
18:31 / 18.02.06
Can't believe that so far nobody has mentioned the culinary delight that is Baked Beans on Toast with a Fried Egg on top. The mixture of runy yolk and tomato juiceness is almost (but not quite, obviously) orgasmic. It's the number one comfort food in the Moonfrog household. Yum.
 
  

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