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This may sound strange, but if you're going to be in NYC or LA around 5/05/06...

 
 
scwizard
00:47 / 17.02.06
If anyone is going to be in New York City around May 5th or Los Angeles around, then there is this, errm, friend of mine who is visiting the area around the time.
I thought it would be fun to jump (not as in mug) him at the airport. I live in NYC, so I'll try to be there, but I can't make any guarantees.
He looks a little something like:


Speaking of guarantees, I can't even guarantee he'll be there, but in NYC (I don't know about LA) you can take the subway to the airport, so it shouldn't inconvenience anybody that much.

I'll have details such as a flight number as the date approaches.

If anyone has any questions about why I'm doing this, or who this guy is, then ask away.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
17:25 / 17.02.06
Once you hand over the money, there is no going back, so make sure it's what you really want before you hand over the money. When the job is done you will receive a blue key to confirm that the hit has been made. Do not ask me what the key opens.
 
 
scwizard
17:36 / 17.02.06
No violence of course.

Apparently this board isn't very active, at least this isn't until a few months.

So, are you going to be there?
 
 
Smoothly
18:43 / 17.02.06
If anyone has any questions about why I'm doing this, or who this guy is, then ask away.

Who is this guy? Why are you doing this?
 
 
scwizard
20:55 / 17.02.06
Umm, he's one of the crazy guys that I've met on the internet and he owns some kind of server company.

Why are you doing this?
Why not?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:33 / 17.02.06
This is dangerous. What if someone mugs you as you mug him? Have you considered that?
 
 
scwizard
23:49 / 17.02.06
I think I'm going to edit my first post.
Mug is kinda the wrong word...
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
23:55 / 17.02.06
Also not the sort of thing you REALLY want to be doing in front of airport security...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:37 / 18.02.06
Okay...

What if someone jumps you as you jump him? Have you considered that?
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
03:47 / 18.02.06
And what if they have a uniform? And a gun?
 
 
HCE
(prev. brb)
16:49 / 18.02.06
Unlike these other timid creatures on here, I am READY AT ALL TIMES for exciting missions such as this. You never know when the NICE will strike. I assume you want me to spring out of nowhere and hand him flowers.
 
 
*
07:23 / 21.02.06
I love "Are You An Idiot?" tests. I've always got "No," but I live in hope.

...

No. Damn, failed this one too.
 
 
*
07:27 / 21.02.06
Also, fred, if you dress in funny robes and hand him a pamphlet, too, he might give you money. I've seen it happen before.
 
 
Calabi Yau
07:31 / 21.02.06
I'm not sure what to make of all this ....
 
  
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