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Tryphena Absent
12:59 / 12.01.06
I know words if i know anything, man. Trust me on that much.

What I really like about this is that someone from the "American south" consistently uses the words "piss off".
 
 
Boboss
13:13 / 12.01.06
You know, I was thinking that very thing.
 
 
Smoothly
13:23 / 12.01.06
I think it’s a mocking attempt at a Britishism, like ‘old sod’, ‘good day, sir’ and ‘abusive bottom’.
 
 
Hawksmoor
15:09 / 12.01.06
Was this orginallty a British site? There does seem to be a lot of Brit humor and wit.
 
 
Sekhmet
15:14 / 12.01.06
Americans are somewhat of a minority on this board.

I have to say you're not helping our reputation much.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
15:18 / 12.01.06
Indeed, some of my very favourite posters are American. Just goes to show, generalisations are fairly pointless.
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
(prev. Alex's Grandma)
15:19 / 12.01.06
I think you'll find it's spelled @humour@.

Next you'll be saying that you haven't read The Invisibles!!11!23!, for f's sake...
 
 
Hawksmoor
16:16 / 12.01.06
Sek...that's what being an American is all about, or one of the things, at least. I don't nor will i ever stick to or go along with what preconcieved notions of what I should be like. My words, thoughts, and motivations are my own, and i won't even try to be anything that i am not. You know, i was raised to have my own mind. I'm not a representation of what your idea of A Proud American should be. For starters, i aint white. LOL. Sorry...or, you know, not. Granma...heh, well, in the States, it's spelled humor, potna. LOL. Oh, and i have read The Invisibles, by Grant Morrisson. I know he's Scottish...an author, a comic book writer, a drug adict, and a very intelligent and skilled man. Yeah, i've read almost everything of his.
 
 
Hawksmoor
16:18 / 12.01.06
That's preconceived. I know so many of you folks are absolutely excellent Spelling Bee champs, so i'd better be more careful, eh?
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
(prev. Alex's Grandma)
16:26 / 12.01.06
Ok.

If you have read the Invisibles!11!23!!, then, Mr H, from the Bleed, I think it's only fair to point out that I am Grant's favourite (favorite? Your call,) lover.

Much more so than some of the other people on this message board. Although, god only knows, they choose to pretend otherwise,
 
 
Jack Fear
16:58 / 12.01.06
Hawks: How can we miss you if you won't go away?
 
 
Hawksmoor
17:00 / 12.01.06
I dunno about that, man. I think I might be one of his number one fans. I hope King isn’t reading this, lol. Have you read...lessee...you already said you've read The Invisibles...How about Arkham Asylum? New X-men (which was damned brilliant), Sea Guy, Vinemarama, WE-3 (also, a standout, even for Morrison), his JLA, his alternate JLA take, Animal Man, The Doom Patrol? Man, I’m reading, or have read, all of these things...but right now, as I am very sure you know, 7 Soldiers Of Victory is coming to a close, but I'm gonna wait til it's all said and done and comes to the stands in trade form. This way, I won't have to wait so long in-between issues and storyline. From what I’ve read of it, though, it seems absolutely brilliant. Which, I guess, isn't something new for Morrison. So, you canna be his fav without having read at least these things. What say you?
 
 
Hawksmoor
17:01 / 12.01.06
Jack...i've let it go. Let it go, man. It's old news. be an adult.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
17:14 / 12.01.06
New adventures...
Zenith
Judge Judy Janus
Really and Truly
Flex Mentallo

You're a terrible fan, Hawksmoor. You haven't read any of these, and you claim to have any idea of what Grant is about? Ignoramus.

Besides which - although I know you have reading comprehension problems - what Alex said was not that he loved Grant Morrison, but that he was Grant Morrison's lover. It's quite different. Although "off again, on again sympathy lay" would, for my money, be closer to the mark.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
17:52 / 12.01.06
Sek...that's what being an American is all about, or one of the things, at least. I don't nor will i ever stick to or go along with what preconcieved notions of what I should be like. My words, thoughts, and motivations are my own, and i won't even try to be anything that i am not. You know, i was raised to have my own mind. I'm not a representation of what your idea of A Proud American should be.

Oy.

I'm trying to figure out how you got there, Hawksmoor, when all Sekhmet said was "Americans are somewhat of a minority on this board. I have to say you're not helping our reputation much." So, are you saying you don't want to help America's reputation? Because if you look at the news, we could really use all the help we can get. For my further comments on your particular brand of Americanism, I would like to direct you here. In case you missed it the first time. It's near the bottom (currently), and it's the one with my name by it, in case you're wondering.

And Jack Fear is quite right, you know. If you're going to leave, then just bloody do it. End the suspense already.
 
 
Uncle Batman
(prev. Superman)
18:14 / 12.01.06
This thread is like taking drugs.
 
 
Sekhmet
18:27 / 12.01.06
I'm still trying to figure out how he knows we're all white, racist gays, and apparently telepathic ones to boot...
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
18:30 / 12.01.06
It's like a sexy party. An orgy.

Incientally, am I on dog crack or isn't there the odd sympathetic gay character in The Invisibles11!!23!! and elsewhere in the oeuvre. Do you think Hawksmoor has twigged that Lord Fanny isn't actually a girl? Or, indeed, what his chums Apollo and the Midnighter like to do ... in the bleed?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:55 / 12.01.06
I hear that's why they bleed. Dirty, dirty bastards.
 
 
Hawksmoor
19:02 / 12.01.06
Listen, Spyder, woman, fag, bitch, bastard, or whatever the fuck you are...maybe a few of those things, maybe all of them...no one asked you for your half-assed, wise-man opinion at all, so shut the fuck up and tend to your own business, you cock-sucking asshole. Damn...trying to be nice on this site is useless. Oh, and most Americans aren't very worried about anything that the rest of the world might think of us...much less what you people (weak people within this country who actually give a fuck what other countries think of us) think of us. Do you know how we view Brits? You don’t wanna know. If you're an American, dude, you have serious problems. If you've got such a problem with being seen in such a way by other countries, well, then, maybe it's time for you to get the fuck out of here and go someplace else, you know, someplace that you could be proud of. America needs no help, nor does it need popular opinion, either. Haus, fuck off, you pretentious, attention seeking, self hating bastard. Waaaa! Waaaa! Me baby! Me want attention! Waaa! Pay attention to me!! Me, me me!! That’s how every one of your posts looks to me, queer. Give it up. Can You read that loud and clear? Sek, believe me, you don’t have to say anything more than what you’ve said already to make me any more certain that you are a homo. Try to accept it, eh? As far as you being white, well, that’s your problem, and lemme tell ya, I don’t envy you in that area, either. I’ve tried to keep a civil tongue with you ignorant assholes, but apparently, you all must like conflict. I can’t say that I should’ve expected too much more with this sort of site, though. Shame on me. All of you who have a problem with me, suck my dick. LOL. Cheers.…mates.

Good day, you jerk-offs.


Oh, and if you choose to try to get me booted off of this site, I’ll see what I can do about a few of you harassing me. A few of you have stated that you have every intention of doing this very thing to me…I figure, hey, they gonna play the grown up, whiney pussy games, well then, I can play a set of it, too. You don’t have to curse even once to harass a person, just so you fuckoffs know it. In any case, I can’t say that I’d miss chillin’ out with a bunch of nerdy, stay at home, cracker bastard like the majority of you.
 
 
Hawksmoor
19:02 / 12.01.06
Man, this si such good fun....LOL.
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
19:04 / 12.01.06
Sorry to disappoint you Hawky, but saying you're leaving at 00:23 this morning then coming back at 15:09 doesn't win you the award for the shortest 'stomp off and return'. Must try harder.

Oh, and i have read The Invisibles, by Grant Morrisson. I know he's Scottish...an author, a comic book writer, a drug adict, and a very intelligent and skilled man.

Hmmm, a drug adict (sic)? Isn't that actually a libel? How lucky you are Hawky that you don't matter squat.
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
19:10 / 12.01.06
And personal threats too? Always does such wonders to help you claim the moral high ground.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
19:10 / 12.01.06
I thought of something really funny to post in this thread, but now I get here my mind's gone strangely blank except for the phrase "what a cock". Clearly I must be TEH GHEY.
 
 
Sekhmet
19:15 / 12.01.06
I’ve tried to keep a civil tongue with you ignorant assholes

Funny, I must have missed that part...
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
19:15 / 12.01.06
Indeed Stoatie, your ALL gay.
 
 
Jack Fear
19:22 / 12.01.06
Hawks: As has been mentioned several times now, this site has rules and a code of conduct. And we're not going to change it just for your benefit.

Now, if you are unable or unwilling to act in accordance with that code—which, by your continued homophobic abuse, seems to be the case—and if you really want to be an adult, as you claim—then the obvious thing for you to do is to leave voluntarily. Barbelith obviously isn't for you, and your continued presence here isn't benefitting anybody, yourself least of all.

Failing that, you will be banned for your offenses, and after ample warning. Processes are already in motion to make this happen.

One way or another, you're leaving soon.

If you truly wish to act like an adult, you will abide by that, and will make no attempt to return or to circumvent your banning.

Do you want to handle this like an adult?

Then prove it.

Here's your hat: what's your hurry?
 
 
Jellyllama
(prev. The Stolen Llama)
19:23 / 12.01.06
It was a Sexy Party. An Orgy.




It's time for one of Stewie's sexy parties!
 
 
Hawksmoor
19:51 / 12.01.06
So ban me, you fags. Who cares, really? I don't, LOL. Whoooo...wow, a threat to ban me, damn, my personal life may follow this shithole right down the crapper. And as far as personal threats, don't be such a lying pussy. I haven't threatened to do anything to any of you folks, except for the same thing you threatened to do to me. Grow up, all of you. God, how will i vere pick up the pieces after being kicked off of an internet site that's benefitting me in no way whatsoever? Damn...well, i guess i could at least try to lick up the pieces. Whotta buncha fuckin pussies. Wait a sec....pseudo-smart pussies. Sorry. LOL.


Good Day to you all...all the posing fuckers, anyay. The rest of you are cool. Oh, and i've have learned one thing from this whole experience. Englishmen and women suck balls. You people have shown me that. No wonder so many people in America and across the world see you peole as a disgrace to humanity and good standing. I can't blame them. Fuckin limeys.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
19:56 / 12.01.06
(rot\)
Wheee! I was verbally assaulted in the same paragraph as Haus! Awesome! Does this mean Haus and I are gay together?
(/rot)
 
 
Hawksmoor
19:58 / 12.01.06
Spyder...do yourself a favor and go kill yourself. Ha..
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
20:05 / 12.01.06
OOO! Also, if in fact we are to do as Hawksmoor requested ("All of you who have a problem with me, suck my dick"), and since at least Haus, toksik, and myself are now gay, wouldn't that make Hawksmoor gay as well?
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
20:08 / 12.01.06
Homophobes usually are.
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
(prev. Alex's Grandma)
21:23 / 12.01.06
It's not *gay* just as long as you're thinking about Nancy Reagan while *it* happens. Anyone who isn't doing that, though, is, I'm afraid, and by definition...
 
 
Life Critic
22:41 / 12.01.06
Damn...trying to be nice on this site is useless.

how the hell would you know?
 
  

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