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Evil Scientist Rules Teh World!

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Jack Denfeld

21:36 / 02.07.07

Welcome back Scientist.

Wristwatch Nuke

14:16 / 03.07.07

I love it when you say my name.

Dead Megatron
(prev. Dance to the Beat)

14:40 / 03.07.07

This is an unholy alliance in the making, if I ever sawy one. I'd do something about it, but I'm currently way too busy attending premieres of MY movie all over this flesh-infested planet.May on Thursday.

Oh, and Germany is jam-packed with good beer, good food, and pretty people where-ever you look

I totally buy this on the pretty people and the good beer, but I have to call BS on the good food. But, then again, I was never too keen on German cuisine, I'm afraid. Gimme some Italian pasta or some sushi any day.

Wristwatch Nuke

15:14 / 03.07.07

Dude, pork knuckles! 500g pork cutlets! Bratwurst! Currywurst! These people do things to a pig that make it happy to give up it's life.

Good cakes too.

Wristwatch Nuke

15:22 / 03.07.07

These people do things to a pig that make it happy to give up it's life.

Umm, let me re-phrase that...

Katherine

14:14 / 06.07.07

I love it when you say my name.

I see ES as The Master after reading that.... Where is The Doctor when you need him?

Wristwatch Nuke

14:19 / 06.07.07

What this country needs, right now, is a Denfeld.

Wristwatch Nuke

11:00 / 03.10.07

So, after several months of walking in the wilderness I has return-eth-ed. As was prophesised, by me, yesterday.

Horrible work-based shenanigans have kept me away from the 'Lith, but now I am back.

New.

Improved.

With a kung-fu grip.

Two of these are lies.

Hello all you fine people.

The Freewheeling Convo
(prev. Triplets)

14:28 / 05.10.07

Welcome back, The Evil Science.

The local Goth prototype has become a run-of-the-mill example of the apocalypse.

07:02 / 06.10.07

Evil Scientist rules teh world, or is it evil scientists rules Zeh world?

The local Goth prototype has become a run-of-the-mill example of the apocalypse.

11:32 / 06.10.07

On a hot season, please do waste more water; although other places are experiencing drought and the people there have no water, please do waste more water.

I still prefer Snoopy and peanuts, especially peanut butter with c..............

Wristwatch Nuke

12:16 / 31.01.08

Hmm, airbourne hantavirus or atomic robot? Which doomsday weapon shall I release today?

I think the atomic robot, although I wouldn't want to be seen as raining on Cloverfield's parade so it'll have to be a small one. Perhaps it's time to steal all the gold in the Bank of England.

Alternatively I need to form a League of Evil.

Super-power roll-call! What diabolical super-powers do you possess?

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

12:32 / 31.01.08

Super-power roll-call! What diabolical super-powers do you possess?

I can make dogs walk themselves.

Wristwatch Nuke

13:48 / 31.01.08

Nice. Your powers of canine control will keep the general public in line when we invade the world.

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

20:30 / 31.01.08

Dogs "r" us.

Dead Megatron
(prev. Dance to the Beat)

20:44 / 31.01.08

Alternatively I need to form a League of Evil.

Looking for voluntaries?

FINKLESTEIN!

20:56 / 31.01.08

We'll join your League!

We hereby pledge our mastery of the sleeping mind to your service, o Evil One!

Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)

21:34 / 31.01.08

I used to be good, but then I was lost. I may not be "evil," but I'll join your League. But be tortured and brooding while doing it.

Mine is the power to control pulp and paper products. Also: alliteration.

gamma globulins
(prev. the andromeda mouse)

22:11 / 31.01.08

I can stupefy both friends and foes through the power of cake! Unless they're dieting or full.

Also I fall in rivers a lot more than is considered normal.

Also worth mentioning, recent experiments have managed to knock-down my copy of the love gene.

grant

17:11 / 01.02.08

Well, I'm not interested, but my daughter could probably use some mentoring....

Dead Megatron
(prev. Dance to the Beat)

17:15 / 01.02.08

Perhaps we should start an "auditions for evil league membership" thread, wherein we'll tell why Evil S cientist should accept us, how we can contribute, what is our biggest flaw (evil-wise), that sort of thing

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

18:09 / 01.02.08

I´m rallying my troops.

FINKLESTEIN!

16:39 / 15.02.08

Um, Mr. Scientist? Sir? We have a bit of bad news to report.

Harold's not going to be able to join us in the coming conquest. You remember Harold, right? Shortest of the group, ran the Hallucin-o-tronic REMulator for our crew? Yeah, well, we found out he was planning a coup. Damnedest thing. He hoped to ensnare you in a never-ending dream of conquest! So we killed him. Honestly, we weren't sure of the proper procedure for dealing with traitors, and couldn't find anything relevant in the manual. We DID save the body, in case you want to display it in your front yard or use it for evil science or something...

Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)

18:06 / 15.02.08

Oh, that Harold! What a kidder, eh?

Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)

19:02 / 15.02.08

Meanwhile, I've been driven mad by exposure to weird radiations and now look at me!

grant

06:30 / 29.02.08

This

and

this

.

Wristwatch Nuke

13:26 / 21.05.08

If I turned you all into cyber-people. You'd still love me wouldn't you? In an emotionless way no doubt, but there'd still be love there.

Dead Megatron
(prev. Dance to the Beat)

14:13 / 21.05.08

Better than becoming a Dalek. But only slightly so.

Wristwatch Nuke

14:20 / 21.05.08

Being a Dalek wouldn't be so bad. As long as there was a mini-bar and a broadband connection you'd be okay. Download the internet and never lose a Barbument ever again.

Mind you I'd probably end up motionless in a garden, geeking out in my indestructible shell. People'd think I was a lawn ornament of some kind. Bird feeder hanging from my gun-stick, squirrels on my eye.

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