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Rage is back. This time she is Quiet and Relaxed. [PICS]

 
  

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Aertho
15:56 / 19.09.05
Yo Welcome.

See, the secret is: Cleverness is what warms us miserable bastards. Selflessness gets us hot.
 
 
Life Critic
16:02 / 19.09.05
chocolate and peanut butter?
natural enemies?

are you drunk?
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
16:04 / 19.09.05
Isn't Nutella kind of chocolate and peanut butter? And Revels?

Not all revels, obviously. Just the chocolate and peanut butter ones.
 
 
Lord Morgue
16:17 / 19.09.05
Nutella is more hazelnut.
Reese's Pieces are chocolate and peanut butter, if my 80's comic book advertisements do not lie...
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
16:19 / 19.09.05
And the peanut Revel has been replaced by raisin, in deference to the nut-allergic.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
16:29 / 19.09.05
My God - you mean all those games of Revel Russian Roulette my nut-allergic friends have been playing for high stakes have been loaded with blanks? I thought my cut for providing a venue had been dropping off rather sharply....
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
16:38 / 19.09.05
There have always been raisin Revels though, you peanut vulnerable people DON'T LISTEN! THEY'LL GETCHA! Deerhunter stylee...
 
 
fridgemagnet
16:43 / 19.09.05
Actual peanuts in chocolate, though, are rubbish. Peanut butter, yes, peanuts, no.
 
 
Rage is back! Attack!
16:53 / 19.09.05
Does the phrase "chocolate covered peantus" mean nothing to anyone?
 
 
Smoothly
17:02 / 19.09.05
No
 
 
Smoothly
17:03 / 19.09.05
I mean, yes.
 
 
Aertho
17:09 / 19.09.05
Which one is Haus, though?
 
 
Rage is back! Attack!
17:13 / 19.09.05
You no like chocolate covered peanuts no? You no good. No good at all.
 
 
Smoothly
17:16 / 19.09.05
Haus is a peantus, definitely.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
17:17 / 19.09.05
I think I'm chocolate, but I'm kashewing. Yum.
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
17:35 / 19.09.05
Truefact: If you view this thread without logging in, Google ads exhort you to stuff on cloning and punks.
 
 
Life Critic
17:50 / 19.09.05
thats because we havent said 'peanuts' often enough.
say it.
you know you want to.
so.
best bar nuts ever?
oak smoked nuts.
KP, i think.
warning: may contain anaphalaxis.
 
 
John Cage
17:58 / 19.09.05
God who the fuck does 'Kindly Uncle's warm old Haus' think he is? IS he the guy who runs this place? If not, then he's a condescending bastard.
 
 
Life Critic
18:00 / 19.09.05
he doesnt own the place.
he owns it.
subtle difference of inflection, innit.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
18:03 / 19.09.05
Just the caretaker, John. Just the caretaker. And, actually, I'm trying to be a kindly uncle at the moment, and the net negatives are making it very difficult. For example, now I have to suggest that, having joined Barbelith, you might want to look around at any of the many threads on a wide variety of subjects that may be of interest to you and try to add something intelligent, challenging or at least intentionally amusing to one or more of them. First posts barrelling into scraps dealing with history you don't understand are not generally good first posts. Exhibit a: you.
 
 
fridgemagnet
18:06 / 19.09.05
First post since joining in 2003, note.
 
 
John Cage
18:07 / 19.09.05
And last.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
18:07 / 19.09.05
When toksik uses the word own he actually means pwn. And if pwn puts you in mind of submarine torpedos, well then you got something right today. Gold stars all round! Especially shimmery for me. Shimmerier than you.
 
 
Smoothly
18:08 / 19.09.05
Come off it, Haus. His silence is his genius.
 
 
Life Critic
18:10 / 19.09.05
makes one wonder what he's been readimng for the last couple of years...
i mean,
where were you when haus was making me feel silly?
where were you then, john, eh?
where were you then?
 
 
THOR!
18:10 / 19.09.05
nah, he's just been doing one particularly famous and ground-breaking post over and over for ages - one containing just five lines of silence.














YES!



GEDDIT?!?!?! John cage innit!?? 'Silence!' [Please let me have my avant composers the right way round.....]
 
 
THOR!
18:11 / 19.09.05
ah fuck it, smoothly beat me off.
 
 
Life Critic
18:12 / 19.09.05
and did it better.
u r teh suck.
 
 
Hulk
19:07 / 19.09.05
John cage is laughing at you haus....

but in silence.

 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
19:09 / 19.09.05
No wonder the Heroes for Hire split up.
 
 
Ganesh
19:57 / 19.09.05
Can I put my peantus in your ear?
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
20:16 / 19.09.05
John Cage gets my vote for funniest Barbecareer ever. The entire Barbexperience condensed into two infinitely meaningful posts;
-'You're mean Haus!' to
-'That's it! I'm leaving!'
without the usual intervening months of rubbish posts, it's so... minimalist. D'you think it *really is* John Cage? Or just a fan?
 
 
---
23:31 / 19.09.05
I feel sorry for him and think it's a bit sad. If he's going to leave in a huff just over that, then he's surely missing out on whatever he joined the place for.
 
 
Hulk
00:10 / 20.09.05
Fireman- please google john cage- read why he is famous- then understand why this post is one of the funniest Barbelith posts i ever read...

don't feel sorry for him- admire the ninja like stealth ...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:28 / 20.09.05
I think he's more lurking than leaving.
 
  

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