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Birthday booze

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Rex Feral

12:00 / 15.08.05

On Thursday, I am so fucking old, it ain't even funny.

Come and help me commiserate through copious alchol consumption.... not really, I'm not actually going to be miserable sod. Come and be happy instead!

Venue: The George, 77 Borough High Street, nearest tube London Bridge. 7 onwards

Smoothly

12:38 / 15.08.05

I’m supposed to be having dinner with my two most unreliable friends. If they cancel, I’ll be there. So I’ll probably be there.

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.

13:53 / 15.08.05

If I can get hold of any cash (which, surprisingly enough, actually looks fairly likely) then I'll be there.

mondo a-go-go

17:02 / 15.08.05

I should be there, 8 or 9ish...

Boboss

17:35 / 15.08.05

Won't be along, what with being incapable of leaving Brighton (ever), but happy happy all the same.

Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)

21:49 / 15.08.05

Happy Oldness! Come to Brighton on Saturday and I'll give you presents and say you have a sexy body!

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

01:44 / 16.08.05

I can in theory make it on Thursday. Not sure how feasible the timing will be, but I might be able to. You SHOULD come to Brighton on Saturday, though. And...y'know...comisserate.

Lilly Nowhere Late

09:08 / 16.08.05

Won't be coming as it's not in Stoke Newington and the invisible electric shock barriers of my cage will most certainly not be lifted, but and nonetheless, a very happy birthday to you. I'm already old and I do understand.
Many happy returns!

A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)

10:22 / 16.08.05

I should be there. Will attempt to secure quality teen fiction for you.

Rex Feral

10:28 / 16.08.05

Lily - I'll be round for Horlicks and a haircut sometime soon.

Haus - wouldn't mind borrowing "Witchbaby" at some stage.

Quants, Bard - I can't do Brighton I'm afraid, as I be visiting gf's parents that w/e. Sorry! I'll send you some photos of my body via PM that you can look longinly at.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

12:51 / 16.08.05

Nude Illmatic pictures! However shall I contain my joy?

Rex Feral

12:56 / 16.08.05

I'd suggest using Kleenex.

The Strobe

14:08 / 16.08.05

Or Huggies.

I might be there; work leaving do to attend first, but it'd be good to drop by and it's oh so easy for going home.

Vincennes: Bringing Sassy Back

14:23 / 16.08.05

I'll be there!

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

16:06 / 16.08.05

People here are SO helpful.

Goodness Gracious Meme

16:40 / 16.08.05

No can do, as *my* invisible forcefield won't let me out of Bton, but have a very happy birthday old chap.

And why not set up a yahoogroup: illmaticnudefanciers?

Rex Feral

16:52 / 16.08.05

Well, Bard and Quants are okay, but I'd prefer a worshipping tribe of HOTT 16 year old Goth chicks. (*birthday hint*)

No offence fellas. Just keep those photos of the internet, y'hear?

Cherielabombe

19:20 / 16.08.05

I should be there!! And I will bring my joy, wrapped in kleenkex...

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

21:02 / 16.08.05

Hmm. Quantum, old man, figure we can cause a bit of mischief for our mate Illmatic here?

I'm thinking billboards, possibly with a name and adress to adress complaints to.

Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)

21:09 / 16.08.05

Well, I've got a posse of heroin-chic mascara-ridden eager-to-please 16 yr old Goth hotties right here bro, but *my* invisible forcefield won't let me out of B'ton either. Damn. Next year.

Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)

21:14 / 16.08.05

I know a Bill Poster who might help.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

21:37 / 16.08.05

Exxxxxxxcellent.

As I have said before, our revenge will be sweet. Like Turkish Delight, or Coca Cola.

meme buggerer

21:48 / 16.08.05

'appy burfday mayte - 'ave a fuckin noice toime

< dreads next headlock demonstration from Illmatic >

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

11:24 / 18.08.05

Can't make it, I'm afraid...Happy Burpday though.

Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)

12:09 / 18.08.05

Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday dear Illmatic,
Happy Birthday to You!
*Yaaaaaaay, whooop, applause*

(props to Mildred and Patty Hill for the song)

Mon Oncle Ignatius

12:19 / 18.08.05

So happy birthday, birthday boy..

Rex Feral

13:13 / 18.08.05

Cheers all!

Going well so far, got a real nice top and bizarre animal thing for SO, have head rush from eating chocolate brownies, and the only "work" I've done today is a monster email to a mate, denouncing his ideas on religion as wrong, and unrigorous...

it's my birhtday, can do what I want....off to sit in the park for a bit.

Psi-L is working in hell

14:13 / 18.08.05

Happy Birthday Mr. Illmatic!

Doesn't look likely I'm going to be able to make it for drinks tonight as there's still far to much packing of my flat to be done if I'm going to be ready to go this weekend.

Will have to buy you belated birthday booze when I'm next in town...whenever that is.

Mourne Kransky

14:21 / 18.08.05

Aye, Happy Birthday! I can't join you at the lovely George, despite this being the perfect weather for it, because Mama Xoc arrives today from Scotland for a five day state visit.

I would bring her and she would love it but I would be horribly embarrassed as she made you all get up and do line-dancing with her. And that would not be kind, when it's your birthday.

And don't worry about getting old, Dude. See how happy I am and I'm a really old fucker.

See, Happy Happy Happy! Not dead yet! I'll lend you my zimmer frame.

Rex Feral

14:35 / 18.08.05

Oh, that's a shame, I'd love to meet old Mrs Xoc ... but thanks for the good wishes! I'm not that bothered about hte old age, being English I have to have something to moan about...

Ariadne

16:10 / 18.08.05

Happy birthday! I'd love to pop by for a drink tonight but it's just a bit too far.

You got a "bizarre animal thing for SO" as a present? Does xe like it? Or the bizarre animal thing is to be your SO? Are you ... a furry?

Rex Feral

17:08 / 18.08.05

Probably should read "from SO", but don't worry it's not a sex toy.

... mind you, you can work anything in if you use your imagination.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

18:11 / 18.08.05

...you can work anything in if you use your imagination.

Or a little bit of wrist action and some lubrication? Matron!

gingerbop

21:45 / 18.08.05

Happy birthday, indeed, Illmatic. Don't worry. You're not that old.
*smirk*

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.

01:14 / 19.08.05

I just got home. Drinking booze was good. Happy birthday, Illmatic!

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