I got them counting...that's a start. Now if they could sing...we would have a band.
It's 11:40 and I'm am listening to some
I got the right...Iggy. I am feeling lovely.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

07:25 / 12.07.05

I've always wanted to teach animals to sing. And not just those silly "barking dogs" records. Or the badgers....but right about now, I really like the Badgers.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:28 / 13.07.05

'oo's there, then?

Jack The Bodiless

00:35 / 13.07.05

Me! But you knew that. Are you as think as you drunk I am?

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:38 / 13.07.05

I've just formatted the last of about 300 floppy discs. I now have to keep the remnants until I can photograph the little bassards. It's the end of an era...

Jack The Bodiless

00:39 / 13.07.05

Eh? Photograph floppy discs? Eh?

Eh?

paranoidwriter waves hello

00:44 / 13.07.05

I've still got a 'Research Machine' somewhere.. Ahh.... 'BASIC'; 'tis indeed the end of an era.

Other than that, I've just stuck my little fat one into the Moderation Requests Thread, and now feel full of dirty pomp and rationality. I dunno, I might even ask for the post to be deleted, I'm so confused...

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:45 / 13.07.05

That's OK - it's normal for newbs to get a bit pompous once in a while. Is your voice coming out like Alec Guinness or John Mills? That's usually the charm...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:45 / 13.07.05

Unformatted floppies are so unphotogenic...

(just watched the "bar massacre" scene in Near Dark for the first time in probably a decade. It's still brilliant...)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:46 / 13.07.05

People at work worry that I'm stalking Lance Henriksen. And I'm not, you know...

paranoidwriter waves hello

00:47 / 13.07.05

Is your voice coming out like Alec Guinness or John Mills?

More conceited than that, almost James Mason.

Jack The Bodiless

00:48 / 13.07.05

Lance Henriksen is stalking you, Stoatfather. That's what he does.

Saint Keggers

00:49 / 13.07.05

Hello everybody

tequila is where its at tonight!

Tryphena Absent

00:50 / 13.07.05

Sorry paranoidwriter, you've already got two responses. No deletion for youuuuuu!

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:51 / 13.07.05

Leave your keyboard now and make love to yourself. You may never get another chance. Beauty has its way.

Stoats. How can one not stalk Lance Henriksen? Man's Best Friend? Man's Best Friend?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:58 / 13.07.05

I've seen the guy survive a Patti Smith-soundtracked apocalypse. It doesn't get much cooler than that.

Jack The Bodiless

01:00 / 13.07.05

Death by mono?

paranoidwriter waves hello

01:03 / 13.07.05

Sorry paranoidwriter, you've already got two responses. No deletion for youuuuuu!

LOL! Just noticed. What do you think of my recovery post? Am I making things worse?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:08 / 13.07.05

RECOVERYPOST would be a fairly good band name, were it not fot the fact that I'm already vacillating between RIFFSHITTER and ARCHBISHOP OF RECTUM.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:09 / 13.07.05

(oh, in case anyone's worried, the UNDEAD ORIFICE 10-album a capella black metal space opera "Drugbeard and Boozehat- Quest For The Fags Of Booze" has not been abandoned. Yet.)

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

01:12 / 13.07.05

Hello my lovelies.

Jack The Bodiless

01:12 / 13.07.05

As has not been abandoned Drugbeard & Boozehat II : Electric Boogaloo.

Jack The Bodiless

01:12 / 13.07.05

Hello. What are you wearing?

Jack The Bodiless

01:15 / 13.07.05

(That was intended to be more a Trinny/Susannah "what are you wearing, rather than a come-on. Or, you know, not. Whatever)

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