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I, Libertine

19:14 / 01.07.05

(If anybody remembers me, hello again.)

With this thread being described as "ever-impending," I did what any proud Dad with a folder full of kid-pics would do. This!

My boy's name is Patrick Aidan. We got him 3.5 mos. premature (easily the toughest three months of my life so far), but he's overcome all hurdles to become this adorable 9 mo. old kid (making those tough 3 mos. easily the most rewarding of my life so far).

How do people who swore they'd never be parents get to the point where they can't imagine not being parents?

electric monk

19:52 / 01.07.05

You just wait till I get home and can upload photos. Oh yesssssss.

I, Libertine

19:56 / 01.07.05

You inspired this thread, Monk, so I think you know I'm waiting.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

20:06 / 01.07.05

Hmmm...watch out for bathtime pics or Tom Coates will have the Nanny State knocking on his door and Barbelith will fall over good and proper.

grant

21:05 / 01.07.05

That pic link ain't working.

electric monk

23:02 / 01.07.05

As promised...

Elliot is

A punk rocker

Mordant
(prev. This is *my* hole.)

00:28 / 02.07.05

Oh man, that's brilliant! Kid's got character.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Awwww, that's an excellent pic, what a cutie! Burgeoning parenthood makes you so gooey over babies

Boboss

12:47 / 02.07.05

I don't know whether laughter was the response you were looking for Monky, but that's a crazy looking kid.

I want a punk child!

electric monk

23:27 / 02.07.05

How can you not titter over that shot? Wifey was laughing when she took it. Me too, 'smatter o'fac'.

Where's Grant and his kinder? And didn't Lepidopteran (sp?) and 2stepfan have kiddies? Pony up, peeps! You too, Libertine.

Sweet Christ, does Haus have kids?

Whisky Priestess

16:42 / 04.07.05

Yes. Like the spawning salmon, he has sown his mighty meme-seed and his spiritual children are spread far and wide, from sea to shining sea. However, he has sworn never to touch them.

Mordant
(prev. This is *my* hole.)

19:52 / 04.07.05

Only when there's no more census-taker left in the deep freeze.

El Directo

19:55 / 04.07.05

However, he has sworn never to touch them.

No eye contact!

grant

22:18 / 04.07.05

Does she still count as baby?

bitchiekittie

18:43 / 05.07.05

this one is nearly 10 years old, and I've showed it a million times, but I still love it so much! lil bk:

Sekhmet

23:46 / 05.07.05

bitchiekittie is Anne Geddes, her daughter is a Cabbage Patch doll, and I claim my ten pounds.

electric monk

22:07 / 03.02.06

Baby Boy monk sez: Thanks for helping my daddy, Barbelith!

YARRRR!

Baby Boy Lep say, 'No problem, Baby Boy monk.'

electric monk

01:25 / 04.02.06

bk - Yaaar, that be a fine little sproglin! And the mustache be right impressive.

Lep - Precious! And the outfit screams "Lep's Boy". You coulda posted that with no name attached and we would've guessed it.

Chiropteran

04:13 / 04.02.06

monk: Heheh. *beams*

I love both BK 2.0 pics - from the Darling of the Pumpkin Patch to the Scourge of the Seas!

Rudston Monolith

12:05 / 04.02.06

and i thought i couldn't get broodier. i totally dig the spider prince valient look, lep!

Alex's Grandma

17:14 / 04.02.06

This thread has also made me come over all motherly, so much so that I might indeed 'acquire' one, one of them babbys, the next time I'm in the local Tesco's.

(Even though I've got 'a bit of previous,' have done 'bird,' 'chokey' and such for, er, precisely 'this sort of thing.')

William Sack

14:36 / 06.02.06

So you'd have been "on the numbers" as they say, Alex.

Here are Jermaine and Jermajesty Sack:

bitchiekittie

15:32 / 06.02.06

thanks for admiring my cute little monkey child. the high adorability factor in this thread made it impossible for me not to chime in.

Sax

15:37 / 06.02.06

I can't post pictures of my babies because I've sold them.

Smoothly

15:53 / 06.02.06

To whom? Don’t tell me Hello! magazine doing a special on 21st century literary figures? Can we expect to see Sax and family lounging barefoot in their sumptuous drawing room?

alas

16:22 / 06.02.06

I think Sax means he sold the babies, not their pix....

(alas attempts a cheap shot: Are we allowed to make jokes about selling children on Barbelith? So long as they are heterosexual children?)

Smoothly

16:36 / 06.02.06

I think Sax means he sold the babies, not their pix....

Mm, I was alert to that possibility. I just liked the idea of Sax’s fame inveigling him in some deal that signed the rights to pictures of his children over to Hello! magazine. Like when the Beckhams had to confiscate cameras from friends and family at their wedding.

But yeah, far more likely that he sold the kids. Probably to Alex.

Alex's Grandma

19:48 / 06.02.06

I'm afraid that he did, yes. Still, if it buys him the time to write another novel, I guess everyone's happy.

I mean I know I am.

Sax

09:41 / 08.02.06

Sorry, I forgot to mention they shit when and where they like. But you probably know that now. Tell them Daddy says hello and he'll get them out of hock as soon as he finds work.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:09 / 09.02.06

Widdle Money $hot. The small change. Etc.

Wet finger. Aaaaaah.

Mistoffelees

14:30 / 09.02.06

Widdle MS is doing a Harpocrates.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:35 / 09.02.06

And another. He's famous, see.

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