|I have a client who wants ALL coverage on the fucker|
Think of yourself as Hunter S T during the McGovern campaign, Stoat - TOTAL COVERAGE is the only way forward. Watching this year's Big Brother fiasco from end to end will provide you with more immediate insights into what the hell's gone wrong with this country of ours than anything leading up to May 5th this year, damnit - It seems like you're uniquely placed to anatomise the horror of it all, and under the circumstances, it's ok to be stoned the whole time, in fact I think it's possibly probably totally mandatory, just as long as you get the goddamn story.
There's a novel in there somewhere, I'm convinced, you could call it... well there probably aren't really any words for that, at the moment, but I'm sure something appropriate'll suggest itself, over time.
Meanwhile, what in god's name has possessed this client of yours, d'you think ? He's bound to want all the taped footage as well, all nine solid weeks of it. Though for what purposes, frankly, I can scarcely imagine.