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MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
19:55 / 13.07.07
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deja_vroom
20:06 / 13.07.07
for youtube, really? makes no sense... try removing the "BR." crap bit before the "youtube" bit...
 
 
Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)
20:09 / 13.07.07
Oh wow, that's... that's something else. These guys were BORN for the pussyfootstool.
 
 
XK
20:17 / 13.07.07
I can only think it was a brilliant way to get people to pay outrageous sums of money for an ottoman on ebay.
 
 
epona
03:29 / 14.07.07
my first one.

oh. OK.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
01:28 / 16.07.07
LOLbrarians! Post some fucking cataloguers!
 
 
XK
16:17 / 17.07.07
What's Billy Idol up to these days?

Oh.OK.

He's Bing Crosby's replacement?
 
 
XK
15:06 / 23.07.07
When the 1940s ended and the1950s began, America was entering a prosperous time in history. This is reflected in the excitement and exuberance of tablecloth designs from this era.

Oh. Ok.
 
 
Katherine
13:52 / 16.08.07
The things people do to fluffy teddy bears.....
 
 
deja_vroom
16:24 / 23.08.07
Oh. Ok.
 
 
Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)
16:40 / 27.08.07
I've just found out that Peter "Never Arrest An Employee Of OCP" Weller did the voice of Tails, a cartoon fox. Who's supposed to be about 8 years old.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
00:50 / 05.09.07
My new favourite Wikipedia page.
 
 
grant
05:02 / 05.09.07
Oh, man. Did you scroll down to the final entry?

That's awesome.
 
 
Dazzler
02:45 / 21.09.07
Uwe Boll's Postal is the most important movie made post 9/11
 
 
Phil
12:52 / 21.09.07


This comic pretty much describes how I feel about the smiley.
 
 
Better Be Ready
(prev. Dead Mall Ninja)
13:24 / 21.09.07
Another one from the Wikipedia page Stoatie linked to:

There have been heated debates about the spelling, saying that it is "American imperalism" naming Brazil with a z.

Ridiculous. It is obviously a remnant of "British imperialism", of course. But it would be even worse if they spelled the name "Bhrazyll"
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
01:10 / 25.09.07
I wonder what this comes wrapped in?
 
 
Dazzler
02:43 / 25.09.07
I don't want bubble wrap to moan. I'm not a selfish lover, some things are just for me.
 
 
XK
17:46 / 27.09.07
Oh.

I always wondered about hands hovering over shiny buttons of doom, you know if it really was like that.
 
 
Papess
15:09 / 29.09.07
Cockroaches mentally sluggish in the morning: study

Right.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
11:47 / 25.10.07
Please donīt forget:

October is Squirrel Awareness Month.

Have you high fived a squirrel today?
 
 
iamus
17:49 / 03.11.07
A head-scratcher from The Metro the other day...

David Beckham is so obsessed about cleanliness he vacuums the family mansion in straight lines and has colour-coded his fridge, his wife Victoria claims. The Spice Girl reveals: 'He is very tidy and I am not. David vacuums in straight lines. Even our fridge is colour-coded'
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
10:23 / 10.11.07
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you good


We all know Real Doll™ is not where itīs at. The true connoisseur demands the worldīs finest Love Hamster. Oh, hammy.
 
 
grant
17:38 / 14.11.07
Oh. OK.

I'm sure Paris will do her best, however.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
12:37 / 24.11.07
Not found on the web, but in an email inbox:

Black market is online again !

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of ch##d p##########hy and exclusive l*****a
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.

For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.


Riiiight. Pisstake viral, one hopes.

(Oh, and the most offensive Googleable bit have been starred out)
 
 
petunia
14:38 / 24.11.07
Damn. That email was rocking my world until number 7.
 
 
grant
15:59 / 28.11.07
Oh. OK.

So that's the joyous future.
 
 
grant
17:06 / 07.12.07
Oh. OK.

The explanation makes some sense, but man, I'd love to notice that on a soldier's uniform.
 
 
electric monk
22:17 / 11.12.07
This is not surprising.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
01:32 / 31.12.07
Weird, but strangely soothing.
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
01:39 / 31.12.07
The sad thing is, I just wasted two minutes unrolling virtual toilet paper because I couldn't stop myself.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
01:47 / 31.12.07
Tell me about it. The amount of man-hours we've probably lost in the office tonight...
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
01:49 / 31.12.07
Just before youīre down to the last one, you can roll it back on.
 
 
Dazzler
01:55 / 31.12.07
rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollroll *Refresh* rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollroll *Refresh* rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollroll *Refresh* rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollroll *Refresh* rollrollrollroll *Dies of RSI*
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
02:27 / 31.12.07
No! no! NO! Toilet paper must be hung so that it unrolls from underneath!
 
  

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