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Mourne Kransky
23:51 / 08.09.05
Yup, hate is bad.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
03:43 / 09.09.05
I dislike hate. I find that it annoys me when I encounter it on Barbelith.
 
 
Quantum - killed by hadrons
(prev. Quantum)
19:18 / 09.09.05
A Thread about about wiping one's arse. I'll never laugh at the pointlessness of any other thread ever again. In fact I think to give it a reason for sucking up bandwidth I'll link to it every time someone starts a fucking pointless thread and say 'See that? That's you that is'

Too. Much. Free. Time.
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
19:26 / 09.09.05
Indeed. If we have to put up with it, could somebody at least change the thread title? Anything that refers to the dire consequences of a lack of proper toilet training would work out ok, I think.
 
 
Quantum - killed by hadrons
(prev. Quantum)
19:27 / 09.09.05
Let's not change it let's flush it. Where's the instead thread gone?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
20:04 / 09.09.05
Oh God will you lighten up.

Hey i've got an amazing idea! Why don't you just not post on it or read it anymore, if you indeed have. Stop being so offended for cry eye, it's boring.
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
08:43 / 10.09.05
I've read it the once. Whether or not I ever do that again is a bit beside the point though, when *that* title is still at the top of the Conversation.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
12:56 / 10.09.05
Are you constipated? Is that the problem. Maybe if you go to the toilet more regularly you won't have the grump!
 
 
Quantum - killed by hadrons
(prev. Quantum)
13:15 / 10.09.05
Do you pebble or log? Wad or sheet? How do you stop that plopping sound? Aren't flush toilets great? It's so fantastic we can talk about poop, most people IRL are so prudish they just tell me to shut the fuck up. Thank goodness for Barbelith, otherwise how would I know which direction people wipe? North to South is best, it gives me a warm tingly feeling, I especially like Charmin for the babysoft texture, which quilted roll do you like? I remember last week, I really let one go and my mum couldn't go in the bog for an hour it was so stinky! Are girls farts stinkier than boys?... ect ect ad nauseum.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
17:28 / 10.09.05
This strange strain of person who makes statements, and then claim when questioned that they have no interest in discussing them, they have faith in their own rightness and nothing anyone can say would cahnge their mind. In which case, why make the statement in the first place? Why not just retire to the country to spend more time with one's beliefs? Why bother speaking to anyone else at all?
 
 
Lord Morgue
17:37 / 10.09.05
Haus's firm belief that by including the word "furry" in every post directed at me, that he can annoy me into an early grave. Of course, even though "furry" doesn't piss me off, the fact that he's trying does, so he ends up being right anyway.
It's not like he has to do anything special to make me want to go all James Caan Rollerball on his ass, but there you go.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
18:04 / 10.09.05
Morgue, my boy, I have no problem with you _being_ a furry. It's this rather queasy process where you obsess about furrysex and then deny that you could ever be one of those weird saddoes that seems counter-productive. I just feel you should confront your desires. Somewhere else.

Of course, what people do in the safety of their own trousers is their own affair, but if you are going to barrel into threads, not read them and troll for attention, as you are doing here, you could maybe try to share a little less when you do it?
 
 
Cletus Van Mist
(prev. Mist, the devil´s avocado)
18:28 / 10.09.05
Iīm constantly confusing this thread with the instead thread and keep on looking for squid heads.

I donīt know why.
 
 
Lord Morgue
03:38 / 11.09.05
But barreling and oversharing is my life...

And pimping out my furry friends doesn't make me a furry, I prefer to think of myself as a cross between Superfly and Doctor Moreau.
 
 
Fly Beezy (War Minister)
(prev. Y SO ALT?)
18:12 / 11.09.05
Poster X who does not know Petey Shaftoe: I think this!
Petey Shaftoe: Why do you think this? OR That is wrong because of this.
Poster X who does not know Petey Shaftoe PMs Petey with hurt indignation rather than replying in the thread.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
18:44 / 11.09.05
But barreling and oversharing is my life...

I can well believe it. However, I did not mention oversharing. I said that your tendencies not to bother to read threads before contributing to them and to troll for attention within them were annoying. Hence "Barbannoy".
 
 
Lord Morgue
13:13 / 12.09.05
"Share a little less" =sharing too much =oversharing?

Are you reading your own posts?
GAH! This conversation serves no further purpose. Goodbye, Dave.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
13:28 / 12.09.05
Point taken. wrt my point, so far today you have posted in the Squee thread and the Temple thread and the thread on unwise drinking, and in each case have posted without giving any impression of having any interest in them or their contents apart from insofar as it provides a chance to tell us something about yourself in a mildly teeth-grinding fashion. That's what confuses me: you seem utterly indifferent to whether you are adding to the conversation anything worth responding to or even allowing a possible response apart from "Calm down, Morgue". What, exactly, are you getting out of doing this? It's a serious question. Is this perpetual broadcast how you perceive communication functions? Is it how people make friends on other bulletin boards - by sharing a mutual and passionate interest in themselves?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:46 / 12.09.05
Get a room, you two.
 
 
Lord Morgue
15:05 / 12.09.05
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
 
 
Edmund
15:07 / 12.09.05
Bugger off you two!!! It's Barbannoy not Borebannoy.
 
 
Jack Fear
17:03 / 12.09.05
Sienkiewicz.
SIENKIEWICZ.

Ess Aye Ee En Kay Aye Ee Dubya Aye See Zee (or Zed, if you must).

How fucking hard is that?
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:12 / 12.09.05
I must confess to a childish annoyance that Mr Fear didn't make an embarrassing typo in that last post. Not that I disagree with him, you understand... it'd just have been funny, is all.
 
 
Smoothly
17:17 / 12.09.05
But he has: ...Dubya Aye *Ee* See Zee.

Strictly in observence of convention though, I'm sure.
 
 
Jack Fear
17:24 / 12.09.05
Put in for edit.

Now shut the fuck up.
 
 
Smoothly
17:27 / 12.09.05
I couldn't possible agree such self-serving revisionism.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:27 / 12.09.05
I'm annoyed at myself for not having spotted Mr Fear's typo before my last post, thus sparking off a war of the typos and mod actions (you weren't the only one, Mr Fear, is all I'm saying...)
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:28 / 12.09.05
Actually, scratch that. I'm now annoyed with the word "typo".
 
 
E. Randy Dupre
17:38 / 12.09.05
Every time I read it I get an image of Superman's dog.
 
 
Jub
17:42 / 12.09.05
I hate it when people always bring the conversation round to animals. Turn in.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:45 / 12.09.05
"Typo the super dgo". I like it.
 
 
Uncle Batman
13:01 / 13.09.05
Sienkiewicz.
SIENKIEWICZ.

Ess Aye Ee En Kay Aye Ee Dubya Aye See Zee (or Zed, if you must).

How fucking hard is that?


as someone guilty of DELIBERATELY spelling his name wrong, a number of times ON THIS VERY SITE, I can only offer my heartfelt apologies to Mr Fear.
Sorry Jack.
Please continue your Lonely War now.
 
 
Jack Fear
13:31 / 13.09.05
Oh, the intentional misspellings for comic effect don't bother me; they fall into the "George Morrison" category of doofy jokes.

What gets on my tits are the misspellings that arise sheerly from lazy half-assedness, which you can recognize because they're usually followed by some lame variation on "...or however you spell it."

In the words of Casey Stengel: You could look it up.

These are often the same people who debate the relative artistic merits of "Frank Quietly" and "John Bryne."
 
 
Lord Morgue
13:47 / 13.09.05
I read that as "Superman's dong".
 
 
THOR!
14:14 / 13.09.05
jesus christ - got 'recognise' wrong. hah.
 
  

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