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Operation: Mindfuck

 
  

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Alex's Grandma
04:58 / 12.04.05
Mr Funny says ( He will not be made a mockery of, he says, ) that why he is what he is, is, he needs some love.

Mr Funny.
 
 
Grey Area
12:46 / 12.04.05
Ah, once again we are treated to the cunning ruthlessness that is at work in the heart of Mr. Funny. He's got you believing that all he needs is a little love, right? You want to go and hug Mr. Funny, tell him it'll be alright, be his friend, yes? Well let me tell you, the last person to fall for that trick had their head snapped clean off their body and used as a football by a mob of rampaging Guarani that Mr. Funny brought along for the occasion. And what happened to the body still makes me start awake in the early hours of the morning, hands prodding to ensure the continuing placement of my kidneys in my torso. He's a cheeky one, is Mr. Funny.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
13:09 / 12.04.05
Mr. Funny smiles most of the time. Sometimes he laughs.

When he laughs, you should run. It's probably too late but you should still run.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
11:53 / 13.04.05
Hey, you know what would be a total and complete mindfuck? You know the Bursar from the Discworld books? Right? Well how about we memorise quotes from that character and go around writing them on toilet doors!?! In AlT cApS, so it looks really whacky!!! I've already memorised everything the Bursar;s ever said, he's like my headfuck guru!!!

Ps: Fish! Whoops, that was a bit mad wasn't it? Wahey!

MINDFUCK!!
 
 
Grey Area
12:15 / 13.04.05
i HaD a SpOoN oNcE.!.
 
 
Abracax
15:12 / 13.04.05
Ruusssstyyy spoon
 
 
Mordant Carnival
16:08 / 13.04.05
Don't you like my mouthwords?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:41 / 13.04.05
Can we try and keep this thread on topic please? If you're really going to go around writing bursar quotes then you need to specify what type of pen you're going to use to do so.

We don't want to make Mr. Funny angry.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
18:00 / 13.04.05
Blackmagicmarkerdon'tgetangrydon'tgetangrydon'tdon'tdon't
 
 
Abracax
18:21 / 13.04.05
Can he hear us?
 
 
Mordant Carnival
18:24 / 13.04.05
I don't know. Do you want to be the one to find out?
 
 
Abracax
18:42 / 13.04.05
Nonono.. just asking thats all..
 
 
Mordant Carnival
22:24 / 13.04.05
I can hear water running. Maybe he's still getting the blood out of the clown suit and he can't hear us at all.

Or maybe that's what he wants us to think.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:37 / 13.04.05
I'm frightened.
 
 
lekvar
22:43 / 13.04.05
He may not be able to hear you, but he can read lips!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:45 / 13.04.05
But can he see us? I can't see him but I heard he could see through walls.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
23:12 / 13.04.05
I heard he can read minds so if you even think mean things about Mister Funny he comes for you.

In the night.

In the basement.
 
 
Abracax
00:48 / 14.04.05
My dreams will be unpleasant indeed
 
 
Mordant Carnival
01:47 / 14.04.05
I can hear water running through the cheap chequered satin, the rusty water into the sink in the art room. I smell turpentine and sawdust and the abattoir. I see a glass of lemonade the size of my head. Look through the glass and the ice-cubes, make the image be something other than the truth of itself, make the smile be damp on the wall, make the laughter be the sound of water and matter choking down the pipes, choking and gurgling in the throat of the art-room sink. The little dog laughs.

Laughs.

Like Mister Funny.
 
 
Abracax
02:02 / 14.04.05
Yeah, pretty much like that
 
 
Tryphena Absent
03:36 / 14.04.05
I heard that if you don't have a basement he can make one. By blinking. At the floor.
 
 
Abracax
03:40 / 14.04.05
This thread has developed into something rather nasty, hasnt it?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:58 / 14.04.05
I'm not frightened anymore.

Me and Mister Funny have been talking.

I think we're going to have a lot of fun.
 
 
Abracax
04:05 / 14.04.05
OMG!!! Have you been giving him alcohol Stoatie?!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:12 / 14.04.05
I haven't given him anything.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:12 / 14.04.05
yet
 
 
Abracax
04:18 / 14.04.05
For the love of god.. dont give him alcohol.. Itll get UGLY.. UGLY I tell you!! Weed is good though
 
 
Tryphena Absent
05:19 / 14.04.05
No, that's not Mr Funny, that's Mr Runny. Mr Funny isn't funny, only Mr Runny is funny. Mr Funny is scary.
 
 
Abracax
05:45 / 14.04.05
Are they related?
 
 
Mordant Carnival
13:55 / 14.04.05
Smell of disinfectant and petrol. Three footprints on the floor this morning, like iodine on bandages. He wants me to know he knows.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:30 / 14.04.05
Mr Funny ate my HAMSTER!
 
 
Mordant Carnival
16:06 / 14.04.05
He eats everything you love. With razorblades.
 
 
Abracax
16:18 / 14.04.05
And he cracks open reality!
 
 
Topper
20:38 / 14.04.05
Could Mr Funny have something to do with Robert Plant's missing vest, the little blue one that couldn't quite button down the front?
 
 
Mordant Carnival
22:53 / 14.04.05
I don't know but that happens a lot after Mr. Funny's been around. Stuff not buttoning properly, I mean.
 
  

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