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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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All Acting Regiment
21:29 / 30.09.07
I drew stuff like that all the time at school, on A3 sheets. Cleaners had to cover it up. Scared the boys.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
19:19 / 20.10.07
I'm torn between love and disbelief.

And astonishment at the many many surprises the Internet can continually toss at me.
 
 
Monolith
19:37 / 20.10.07
Sometimes I miss the US. And sometimes I'm glad that there's an ocean between us.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
19:41 / 20.10.07
That sounds about right.
 
 
Talas
00:28 / 21.10.07
The HK-AK-47 kind of makes your eyes bleed, until you try to order it and it eventually clicks through to a book on art and parody on Amazon.
 
 
Kali, owner of a mouthy cat
06:20 / 21.10.07
RUINER.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
06:59 / 21.10.07
Fuck it, I'm gonna make one.

...erm... anyone got an AK I can borrow?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:54 / 22.10.07
?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:12 / 28.10.07
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
20:04 / 16.11.07
Yes, this is soap.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
20:32 / 16.11.07
EWWWWWWWWRONG!!!
 
 
Papess
21:28 / 16.11.07
I guess that is supposed to be hand soap.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
21:06 / 17.11.07
WHY!
wHY!!!!

NOOOOOOO!
 
 
Olulabelle
21:13 / 17.11.07
OhmyGOD.
 
 
Decadent Daytripper in Love
21:58 / 17.11.07
Okeh, that soap's gonna make me cry. For hours.

More than bash.org ever did.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
02:11 / 18.11.07
Imagine the way that would get if you actually used it. All melty and nubby.
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
02:17 / 18.11.07
And you'd always remember afterward, every time you washed your hands, every time you felt soap on your hands, you'd remember those hands...until you die.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
03:02 / 18.11.07
I would almost rather wash my hands with this.

(Well, no, blatantly I would not. I just wanted to make all you cute hand soap people think of soap mummies. Cuz I'm a git.)
 
 
grant
17:51 / 19.11.07
Wait - are you implying that those hand soaps aren't actually made from real hands?
 
 
Papess
18:00 / 19.11.07
Maybe not, but this soap is made from a human baby.
 
 
Notes from Boris-town
18:38 / 19.11.07
Fuxache! How is that ever sposed to be cute?
 
 
Papess
18:44 / 19.11.07
It's not, but maybe this one is better?



Same idea, better preservation. Cute though, isn't she? Only 3 years old when she died in 1920.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
22:31 / 27.11.07
Repent. For the Master of Gleeeushusheshusheush shalteth unleash a movie on Chritsmas 2008.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
22:35 / 27.11.07
I keep almost making Lj icons out of soap mummies and then deciding that it's a bit much, really, when you think about it. Not the baby soap mummies though.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
12:10 / 28.11.07
Why is it gleush? I see only twee christmasness.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
13:09 / 28.11.07
The movie is based on the extremely kitsch paintings of Thomas Kinkade.

"Kinkade has said he gains his inspiration from his religious beliefs and that his work is intended to contain a larger moral dimension. Many pictures contain specific chapter-and-verse allusions to certain Bible passages."

"The Los Angeles Times report that some of Kinkade's former colleagues, employees, and even collectors of his work say that he has a long history of cursing and heckling other artists and performers. The Times further reports that he openly groped a woman's breasts at a South Bend, Indiana sales event, and mentioned his proclivity for ritual territory marking through urination.

Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried and Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother."
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
13:18 / 28.11.07
Ah, I see.
 
 
Twice Five Toes
18:44 / 28.11.07
Oh my...
 
 
Liger Null
21:49 / 28.11.07
So is this film going to be one in which the living dead residents of Uncanny Valley learn the True Meaning of Christmas?
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
23:02 / 28.11.07
Itīll be like Dorian Gray, but with cottages. And hopefully rated R.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
17:17 / 30.11.07

"Make sacrifice unto him! Bring him the blood of the outlanders!"
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
19:15 / 30.11.07
Where is that from?
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
20:52 / 30.11.07
That soap kind of makes me think of the thing made out of all those fused monkeys in Animal Man.

Or some vile ultradimensional multi-handed thing desperately trying to grope its way through an interdimensional crack in someone's bathroom, in order to inflict indescribable soapy horror upon the world. Which would be kind of cool, actually...

That red-eyed kid's very Midwich. Maybe "He" is the telepthic alien command officer...
 
 
XK
21:21 / 30.11.07
it is from:
WE ARE ZOGG
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
21:54 / 30.11.07
ZOGG!

I missed Zogg. I haven't read it in a while.
 
  

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