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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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paranoidwriter waves hello
00:11 / 13.08.05
Top photo! I reckon the one in the middle is doing a solo and the others are doing that "Uh-huh, telll it like it is"-style closed eyes head nod, ready to join in for the final harmony. I wonder what they're singing..."Poppa don't preach"? (groan)

Those egg babies remind me of Body Worlds, except that I actually find them faaaaaaaaar more disturbing. Imagine getting one of those in the post! *shiver*
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
00:20 / 13.08.05
Imagine getting one of thise in the post! *shiver*

Oh no! The postwoman looks pissed off enough every time, she has to get up the stairs (just one floor!) to my door to hand me some DVDs or books I ordered. Now if she had to deliver these...
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:55 / 13.08.05
Poor postie. Imagine if for some odd reason the parcel split open in their hands; they'd probably call the police.

This might be a little sick, but I keep thinking of that Chris Morris 'Jam' sketch where the couple are comforting eachother in their living room and their "friend" turns up with a tiny coffin and gives it to them:

"I made it myself..."

Eek!
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
01:04 / 13.08.05
I have one of these alien foetuses in a jar on a book shelf. For the longest time, I had it in the fridge. But no one, who opened my fridge ever even mentioned it!

I got the AF from a colleague. He had it in our office, but our boss made him take it away. We had lots of clients, and our boss was worried, a pregnant woman might get distressed, if she notived it.
 
 
Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake
12:58 / 18.08.05
Almost. Pre-menstrual tampons.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
13:07 / 18.08.05
Err, what? Pour-quoi? Que?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
13:27 / 18.08.05
I think that's not real... check the URL...
 
 
Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake
14:01 / 18.08.05
The guy claims he got the pages from someone working on the project and is hosting them himself as the company hasn't actually put them out yet. Trust what thou wilt...
 
 
Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)
14:14 / 18.08.05
"Red Menace"

That's got to be taking the piss.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
16:03 / 18.08.05
four fun "flavors"

Would that be in the same vein as why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
 
 
iamus
23:11 / 23.08.05
 
 
Ganesh
23:14 / 23.08.05
That's "supposed to be all cute and stuff", is it?
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
23:27 / 23.08.05
Aw, I love this dog! You can really see all that Inner Beauty.

Here are some more pics of that cute animal:



 
 
Ganesh
23:40 / 23.08.05
I do like its Marilyn Mansonesque contacts.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:13 / 24.08.05
I might believe in pre-menstrual tampons but erm... risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome. I don't think so. That's got to be a hoax.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
10:51 / 24.08.05
Whoohoo, just found his homepage: samugliestdog!
And They have Sam T-Shirts...

That dog is fascinating, it has a kind of wabi-sabi quality about it.


 
 
Ganesh
10:56 / 24.08.05
Didn't Anna Nicole Smith marry that dog?
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
11:11 / 24.08.05
Didn't Anna Nicole Smith marry that dog?

Affirmative.

Actually, there are parallels to ANSīs husband. That dog has lots of illnesses, is quite old (14 years) and is expected to croak at any moment.
 
 
iamus
17:42 / 24.08.05
The tampons look like even more of a joke when you see the site's opening animation.
 
 
electric monk
06:13 / 25.08.05
scarybaby.jpg

Adobe needs to put a little more work into that "Cute Baby" filter they added to the new Photoshop.
 
 
Superman
13:40 / 25.08.05
It's not original, no. But can anyone honestly tell me they weren't haunted by

THE LOLLIPOP GUILD as a child. Actually fuck being achild, these guys STILL scare the shit out of me...

 
 
Mist combats dehydration
17:44 / 25.08.05
Look Edward, itīs chiiildren. Do you want lollipops?
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
19:26 / 26.08.05
What is it with these pics? Turning up all over the internet. Creepy. And pink.
 
 
Who Is Grumpy-Pants, Anyway?
(prev. Who Invited Grumpy-Pants?)
19:29 / 26.08.05
Is the word in the left-hand corner what you say when you see that picture?

"Cewriswv!!"

(Pronounced Cuhyooreeswiv)
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
19:36 / 26.08.05
*breathes heavily*

"Donīt underestimate the power of the Cewriswv!"
 
 
Smoothly
20:35 / 26.08.05
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
21:15 / 26.08.05
"Cewriswv!!"

I thought it would be pronounced "Cerise" given the picture...
 
 
modern maenad
17:35 / 05.09.05
Its a fruit and vegetable soft toy!!!

 
 
Mist combats dehydration
18:48 / 05.09.05
Is it humping a pineapple turtle?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
23:03 / 06.09.05


This was part of an advert for something. I forgot what, but the gist of it was that you could be chilled out and laid back like this guy.
 
 
grant
21:04 / 14.09.05
This (found via mimismartypants) is a gleeushusheshush! that unwinds slowly, via a three-step process.

The Harrisonburg School Lunches:

This one first. The main page.

Then this. An aromatic delicacy. (If the link doesn't work, just follow the BBQ Meatball link from the main page.)

And And finally, this. A crafts project for the family.
 
 
Liger Null
22:14 / 14.09.05
I totally dig the puppy on the couch!
 
 
mondo a-go-go
17:52 / 05.10.05
Yick.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
18:23 / 05.10.05
“How can you resist such a cutie? this lovely little girl is so adorable you just will want to hole her for ever”

Where do you find these pages!?

That baby has the same disturbing irritating stare, that a former boss of mine had. Once or twice a month she shows up in my nightmares. Probably again tonight. Thanks.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
18:55 / 05.10.05
 
  

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