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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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Stoatie's power level is >9000
18:23 / 10.05.05
Don't you fucking dare.

Mental cruelty, that's what it is. It's cruelty that's TOTALLY FUCKING MENTAL, and I'm not 'avin' it.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
19:11 / 10.05.05


She only wants to plaaaaay...
 
 
I am a bat. I am a man.
(prev. Triplets)
21:05 / 10.05.05
Better: Buy one and wear it's face like a m-m-m-mask.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:23 / 10.05.05
Or perhaps nail it to the ceiling above your bed for an bright and early start the next morning, if you happen to have been out late the evening before.
 
 
Stoatie's power level is >9000
05:39 / 11.05.05
Why oh why oh why, Channel 4, do I KEEP OPENING THIS THREAD???

No wonder I'm not sleeping well.
 
 
West Baltimore Hausing Project
13:12 / 11.05.05
Feral doll

It will eat your kid. Bones for toothpicks. Cartilage neatly piled on the side of the plate.
 
 
West Baltimore Hausing Project
13:13 / 11.05.05
And it will cry as it does it. Not for your child. For itself.
 
 
Stoatie's power level is >9000
18:03 / 11.05.05
THAT, my dear Haus, is the reason I will never, ever have kids. They'd be like that. And I couldn't be responsible for the deaths.

(Thank fuck for a slow connection... I managed to scroll down to the NEW picture before that... that THING opened properly.)
 
 
Mordant
(prev. This is *my* hole.)
18:31 / 11.05.05
Gahhh!
 
 
Iron Man
16:46 / 13.05.05
Feast your peepers on this beauty...

 
 
Mordant
(prev. This is *my* hole.)
17:33 / 13.05.05
Whiskey tango foxtrot?
 
 
grant
18:51 / 18.05.05
I put "baby" and "haus" into to Google, looking for lovely pictures.

I found this:

 
 
I am a bat. I am a man.
(prev. Triplets)
20:53 / 18.05.05
You just crossed a line humanity. I'm not sure which one, but you can't even see it anymore.
 
 
fridgemagnet
21:15 / 18.05.05
I think that's perfect for dogs like that. You could get a really good swing with one of those handles, over the cliff and way out to sea, it wouldn't be able to swim back.
 
 
Ganesh
21:19 / 18.05.05


It's the accumulating lifetime of pain and neurosis behind the Thom York-eyed 'smile', at the psychological black museum that is pageantdresses.com...
 
 
Shrug: Butcher Boy
(prev. Green My Eyes)
21:20 / 18.05.05
That's not just a little bit horrible. I have this horrible image of some old women just swinging her terrier (teeth gnashing) handbag at my head for skipping the bus queue (or something).
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
12:17 / 22.06.05

Kool Dawg Tees
Nnnn... nn..
What sort of Lovecraftian perversion is this? What sort of mind actually comes up with the idea of dressing up one sort of animal as another sort of animal? And for what purpose? Why the fucking fuck would you want to make your dog the life and soul of the party BY PUTTING IT IN A WEDDING DRESS?! It's simultaneously enraging and shudder-making. Especially the expressions on the dog models.

(See? See how pernicious it is? I've ended up typing about the "expressions on the dog models". This is not the mark of a sane society.)
 
 
Who Invited Grumpy-Pants?
(prev. Trustworthy Barbelith Member)
12:27 / 22.06.05


Tonight... I bite your eyes out.
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
12:30 / 22.06.05
What makes it worse is that I'm not entirely sure what the costume's even meant to be in that picture... I mean, it's either a rather disturbing Devil outfit, or the world's worst cow costume...
 
 
Mordant
(prev. This is *my* hole.)
14:34 / 22.06.05
Holy fuck. Hadn't seen the pageant dresses one till now.

Holy fuck.
 
 
Ganesh
20:07 / 22.06.05
You couldn't see yourself in this soul-scarring pink number, then, chi.. err, Mordant?

 
 
Mordant
(prev. This is *my* hole.)
20:13 / 22.06.05
That's not a dress, that's child abuse.
 
 
Ganesh
20:16 / 22.06.05
And you just know that child's going to perpetuate the cycle of abuse.

Possibly by undergoing gender change, travelling back in time and founding Radiohead.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
23:39 / 22.06.05


 
 
Alles Mist!
(prev. Mistoffelees)
00:45 / 23.06.05
Hm, maybe we should be thankful, that your pics arenīt showing, Legba?
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
09:51 / 23.06.05
All those creepy child dolls remind me of Oh! Mikey.
Never seen it, but I think that review on Something Awful says enough. Might be best if you avoid it, Stoatie. Especially the pictures...
 
 
mondo a-go-go
19:15 / 01.07.05
the horror, the horror! (Scroll all the way to the bottom for "Baby Kitty Ski Bunny Sophie")
 
 
I am a bat. I am a man.
(prev. Triplets)
19:29 / 01.07.05
lol, an anime doll with Cameron Diaz's face.
 
 
Mordant
(prev. This is *my* hole.)
19:33 / 01.07.05
Nnnnnnnnng! EYYYYYEEEEESSSSS!
 
 
mondo a-go-go
20:12 / 01.07.05
but also the creep-factor of the name. "baby kitty" is bad enough, combined with "ski bunny" it enters new levels of wrongness.
 
 
Who Invited Grumpy-Pants?
(prev. Trustworthy Barbelith Member)
10:59 / 12.07.05
What the... OH DEAR LORD NO THE EYES (Link busted. -a mod)

(Not Safe For Brain)
 
 
Ganesh
11:28 / 12.07.05
What... what have they done?
 
 
Katherine
11:49 / 12.07.05
What... what have they done?
Over retouched the pictures *shudder*
 
 
astrojax69
11:58 / 12.07.05
that is easily the scariest thing i have seen for some time... actually, i didn't really need to see that, did i?? are they really real people??? whiskey tango fucking foxtrot!
 
 
Who Invited Grumpy-Pants?
(prev. Trustworthy Barbelith Member)
12:22 / 12.07.05


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