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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

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Mordant
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10:55 / 06.12.04

This is the most recent thing to make me go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!"

It is the "Hanging With Hannah" doll. I fear it. I fear the mind behind it. I fear the company that would sell it.

I fear for us all.

What has made you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" recently?

Rev. Orr

11:06 / 06.12.04

I think it's the little note at the bottom: "Plush kitten not included" that sums it up for me.

It's a semi-realistic, poseable, open-mouthed doll of an eight-year-old. Which gap in peoples' lives, exactly, is this meant to fill?

Grey Area

11:07 / 06.12.04

It might just be that that doll is the creepiest thing I'll see all week...

fridgemagnet

11:43 / 06.12.04

I've always thought the world was missing a pre-pubescent RealDoll.

Liger Null

13:03 / 06.12.04

What's worse is that I really dig the overalls.

iamus

13:29 / 06.12.04

It's gotta be a police sting operation. Pete Townsend better stay on his toes.

The real question is, what happened to the poor girl who modeled for it?

iamus

13:32 / 06.12.04

Such a pretty girl!

Actually, that's the bit that sums it up for me.
Gleeeushusheshusheush indeed.

Iron Man

14:07 / 06.12.04

What a fantastic prop for a horror movie!

The work of Anne Geddes sends a shiver down my spine...

and more worryingly she's done photography for Celine Dion's new album. Is that a sign of the apocalypse?

alas

14:10 / 06.12.04

perfectly capturing Hannah's lively personality

Ummmm...."lively"?

cube needs to get out more

15:57 / 06.12.04

Oh, that's just creepy. If I ever see one of those I'm reporting the owner to the police right away.

Looby

17:09 / 06.12.04

Anne Geddes - those pictures are just... gghhahtbleurgh! I use her photos as a good measure of character - if someone's got one of her calendars on the wall I know what to expect...

fridgemagnet

20:11 / 06.12.04

To be honest, I'm not that "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" about these things. I'm more "Nuuuuuuuuuuuh!"

Stuff like this:

which I posted about some time ago but I really cannot forget.

Prepared to defend their beloved country, America's troops answer the call of freedom. To honor our U.S. Armed Forces, The Hamilton Collection proudly presents this Faithful Fuzzies™ collectible figurine tribute to all who serve our nation.

Look at all the authentic details and this handsome bear's boundless courage and fierce commitment to his country - it will fill your heart with pride. This is an exclusive and quantities are limited. Please order now.

$20 and it's yours.

Warewullf

20:13 / 06.12.04

Best of all, Hannah is constructed and weighted so you can pose her almost any way you can think of!

I'm sorry, but that's just not on...

Fridgemagnet is right, it's a RealDoll for paedophiles.

fridgemagnet

20:21 / 06.12.04

I'm surprised it doesn't have orifice specifications.

(The doll, not the bear.)

Stoatie's power level is >9000

21:17 / 06.12.04

That's utterly vile.
Perhaps it's a cunning ploy to lure nonces out of hiding?
Please can it be a cunning ploy to lure nonces out of hiding?
Please?

The alternative's too horrible to contemplate.

Iron Man

21:24 / 06.12.04

More shit to scare kids:

Mordant
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22:45 / 06.12.04

Bad Anne Geddes very very bad. Anne Anne Geddes bad Geddes very bad hide must hide very bad very very bad Anne Geddes bad must hide nooooooowwwwwwwwwwWWWWWW

Stoatie's power level is >9000

22:54 / 06.12.04

When, oh when, oh when will people STOP THINKING OF THE CHILDREN?????

Just for a couple of minutes.

C'mon, Anne, you gotta admit, it's getting a bit...

...weird.

I am a bat. I am a man.
(prev. Triplets)

22:58 / 06.12.04

I'm surprised it doesn't have orifice specifications.

Today on Blue Peter, we're going to need a drill, a used up toilet roll and 5 pounds of flesh tone heavy-wear latex.

Brr.

Actually, just install one of these

I am a bat. I am a man.
(prev. Triplets)

23:01 / 06.12.04

It's a semi-realistic, poseable, open-mouthed doll of an eight-year-old. Which gap in peoples' lives, exactly, is this meant to fill?

I think you're supposed to fill the gap, Orr.

Iron Man

23:07 / 06.12.04

Enough, maybe, of the paedo stuff?

On to new horror!

Stoatie's power level is >9000

23:13 / 06.12.04

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????

MY EYES!

MY EYES!

I HAVE SEEN TOO MUCH
WIPE AWAY MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

IA
IA
SHUB-NIGGURATH...

AIEEEEEEE.........

fridgemagnet

23:14 / 06.12.04

...the fuck?

Mordant
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23:25 / 06.12.04

Oh, thanks, retinal scarring. Just what I allllllways wanted, you unspeakable Stack Of Bastard.

Iron Man

23:30 / 06.12.04

Now you know what your all getting for Christmas!

Yours
The Unspeakable Stack Of Bastard.

Iron Man

23:36 / 06.12.04

Oh but what about the cat lovers?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Stoatie's power level is >9000

23:41 / 06.12.04

You fucker.

lekvar

23:57 / 06.12.04

Good lord. I used to work at a poster shop that catered to these people. Four walls of nothing but Anne Geddes and Thomas Kinkade.

If you want to know horror, imagine a baby dressed as a bumble bee stepping on a human face, forever.

Iron Man

00:00 / 07.12.04

But babies are SO CUTE though!

Dance for us! Yes! Dance! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAARGH....

Sorry.

nuuuuuh

urgh

What ARE those pets-in-a-shell-things supposed to be about? I mean, is there a rationale for their existence?

Ganesh

01:14 / 07.12.04

Bit China Mieville, innit?

Stoatie's power level is >9000

01:16 / 07.12.04

What, I ask you, WHAT could a little doggy have done to deserve such Remaking?

Baz Auckland

05:32 / 07.12.04

Behold the Evil!

What kind of mother would let Celine Dion touch their child?

charrellz

06:29 / 07.12.04

I would imagine that Celine Dion is the kind of mother that would allow Celine Dion to touch her child. Not that would make it OK, mind you.

Ahh, destroying a joke; the joy it brings.

But seriously, who the hell would let Celine Dion near their kid? Aren't there laws against that sort of thing?

Oh, and back to creepy dolls, check out this one, as well as this one.

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