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Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
23:50 / 12.05.08
Grad school must definitely be a good idea, because looking at course outlines and admission requirements gives me pangs.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
20:48 / 14.05.08
you guys have heard about the invisible bees, right?

yeah, we're pretty much all fucked.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
21:40 / 14.05.08
I heard there was this one guy, invisible bees got in his truck and all they found was a gearshift and a pair of dentures.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
00:21 / 15.05.08
It is all about the invisible bees now.
 
 
johnny enigma
16:51 / 15.05.08
The invisble bees live in my ears. I can hear them buzzing in my head before I go to sleep at night.

The doctor says it's tinnitus, but I don't go by what he says.
 
 
Evil Scientist
17:18 / 15.05.08
You can't see invisible bees naturally. But if you could you would see a teeny tiny ES on them.

But you can't.
 
 
Notes from Boris-town
17:34 / 15.05.08
Never mind invisible bees, what about invisible pee? That reminds me, how come people insist on taking a shit on the concrete poles that line my road? I swear, it ain't dogs doing it.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:35 / 15.05.08
What about the invisble Ghee?
 
 
Notes from Boris-town
17:58 / 15.05.08
And also invisible love handles.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
20:36 / 15.05.08
I can't believe you people. One of the biggest threats of this or any other generation, and all you can do is mock. You'll be sorry when the bees get you.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
20:44 / 15.05.08
Invisible Squee

(someone take that for their ficsuit name?)
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
03:56 / 20.05.08
I cannot stop thinking about Mall Ninjas.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
03:56 / 20.05.08
The internet brings everything in the world right to my very EYES.

I hate everyone and everything more than ever.

And you're beautiful. God, you're fucking beautiful.

You fucking PEOPLE and STUFF. FUCK YOU!!!
 
 
Le premiére étape du fou
(prev. freektemple)
16:18 / 20.05.08
I saw a "separated at birth" picture of Benedict XVI and Emperor Palpatine. I laughed, copied, pasted and sent it to friends who I thought would "Get it".
Then it dawned on me: I was performing a Pope Smear.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
19:14 / 20.05.08
I've just discovered that I'm a LOT smarter when I'm drunk. Having completely forgotten it's my friend's birthday today, I just went on Facebook to write her a message, and it turns out I already did. At quarter past three this morning.
 
 
Better Be Ready
(prev. Dead Mall Ninja)
19:37 / 20.05.08
Yet another amazing power of BEER-BOY is revealed.
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
20:06 / 20.05.08
Do you want to know the truly weird thing? The message I had in my head which I was planning to write had the EXACT SAME WORDING as the one I actually did.

If Ganesh were still with us, he could write a paper on it and make a fucking fortune.
 
 
Better Be Ready
(prev. Dead Mall Ninja)
22:01 / 20.05.08
Are you sure you just didn't accidentally time-travelled back (or forward?) in time? I mean, you always sounded a bit Time Lord-y to me.

I miss Ganesh...
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
23:08 / 20.05.08
"BEER-BOY"

Beer-boy? just one? Amateur!
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
23:10 / 20.05.08
I prefer it if people call me BOOZELAD, but I won't be precious about it.

Not for another couple of cans, anyway.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
23:36 / 20.05.08
wont be precious about it?

hmm that has a certain ring to it.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
23:45 / 20.05.08
You still need an adjective, though.

The Inebriated Boozelad!
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
00:31 / 21.05.08
He doesnt fight in a world filled with evil twin villains. He's drunk. He's seeing double.

The Inebriated Boozelad!
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
00:50 / 21.05.08
I have in my possession a bottle of Mama Gin, old Bombay Sapphire. This will be important tonight while I see Paprika at a friend's house.

In payment for him lending his apartment to us while we were visiting the mainland while he's out of town seeing his girlfriend, the Accomplice and I have acquired lots of beer and made him a Beer Fortress of Beeritude. I wanted a Beeramid originally, but the Accomplice felt it would be structurally unsound.
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
00:54 / 21.05.08
has the accomplice never heard of duct tape?
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
00:58 / 21.05.08
We haven't got any.

We also made sure there was extra beer chilling in the fridge. I felt like I was about to host a frat party while we were at the liquor store.

The Accomplice tried to convince me this morning while we touring the UBC campus, that I should join one of their frats if I end up getting in for grad school there. I was alarmed.
 
 
Rail Transfer
02:33 / 21.05.08
Bizarro Fratboy Papers reigning supreme over the Fortress of Brewskitude is a prospect that makes me chuckle.

When you're done with the movie, by the way, please share your thoughts with us in the Paprika thread. It really is a stunning film, and its flaws just make it all the more interesting to watch.

Why don't I own a copy, come to think of it? It's about six quid in HMV. A serious oversight considering some of the crap on my anime shelf.
 
 
Better Be Ready
(prev. Dead Mall Ninja)
04:54 / 21.05.08
"The Accomplice" would be a great name for a villain in a super-hero comedy. Ze would do no evil hirself, just convice other people to do evil and then follow them around while they are doing it.

Inebriatet Boozelad, meet thy Nemesis ("Hey, B-man, wouldn't it be cool if someone broke into the Y and threw a ton of jell-o powder in the pool? Here, have another tequila shot")
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:23 / 21.05.08
I'm being bothered by memory. I have this image of walking through Leicester Square when a huge pillow fight was going on. I can't remember when it was or who was with me but, dammit, it happened.
 
 
Rail Transfer
00:49 / 24.05.08
What's the opposite of pork?
Salmon.
Because pigs laze around in the mud, while salmon oppose and conquer the current.
Salmon, the opposite of pork.
 
 
Better Be Ready
(prev. Dead Mall Ninja)
21:56 / 26.05.08
Biggest Drawing in the World

It's not really a "thought", but at least it's random
 
 
Le premiére étape du fou
(prev. freektemple)
22:04 / 26.05.08
That's so fucking cool...

I cannot claim credit for this, but it's haunted me since highschool:

A froot-Loop without a hole is not a froot-loop, but a donut without a hole is a danish.
 
 
Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)
22:14 / 26.05.08
A fruitloop without a hole is a winegum, surely, you buster.
 
 
Le premiére étape du fou
(prev. freektemple)
22:21 / 26.05.08
Maybe that's why its haunted me, buster.
But winegums? Aren't those the snob version of ju-jubes bt Maynards?
 
 
Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)
10:00 / 28.05.08
Land sharks will prevent me from sleeping. Yes yes.
 
  

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