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The Late Shift: Dixie Fried

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:24 / 11.08.04
I'm eating crisps.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
04:26 / 11.08.04
I am not yet eating.
 
 
subcultureofone
04:40 / 11.08.04
i have a cold
hence the toast
and gingerale
am considering adding scotch
for therapeutic purposes
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:43 / 11.08.04
Do it. It's good for you. Good, I say.
 
 
subcultureofone
04:57 / 11.08.04
so... appalachian romance novels involving monkeys? and rain? is this the sort of thing we're working on here?
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:14 / 11.08.04
Hello?
 
 
Bastard Tweed
05:14 / 11.08.04
Hiccups.\

Can't concentrate for hiccups.

Dear god, they won't stop.
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:16 / 11.08.04
Doesnt IAO= Isis Aphosis Osiris?
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:17 / 11.08.04
I mean Apophis...silly me.
 
 
subcultureofone
05:17 / 11.08.04
boo!
 
 
subcultureofone
05:19 / 11.08.04
that was supposed to help with the hiccups
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
05:19 / 11.08.04
MONKEYS!!!

It's all about the monkeys.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
05:21 / 11.08.04
Iao has to do with gnostic views that the godform Anabraxas was beyond good and evil.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
05:21 / 11.08.04
hic.
 
 
subcultureofone
05:22 / 11.08.04
monkeys are also beyond good and evil
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:23 / 11.08.04
Here. Drink this.


Hope that helps.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
05:26 / 11.08.04
Bah! Spare me your monkey water!
 
 
Bastard Tweed
05:26 / 11.08.04
hic.
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:27 / 11.08.04
water?? In my mind its vodka.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
05:27 / 11.08.04
Monkey vodka. DEFINITELY beyond good and evil.
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:29 / 11.08.04
As I get older I find that good and evil is infact beyond good and evil.
 
 
subcultureofone
05:31 / 11.08.04
thats what i need. monkey vodka. that'll cure me...
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:34 / 11.08.04
Monkey vodka will cure anything...except, oddly enough, a bad case of the monkeys.
 
 
subcultureofone
05:36 / 11.08.04
monkeys come in cases now? i thought they came in barrels
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:37 / 11.08.04
Im not sure..but you can clean you shoes with some monkeyshines.
 
 
the cat's iao
05:44 / 11.08.04
Yay, I can post again! Whoo!

[rattles some chains]

It's me, I know I'm a bit late, but I showed up from the spirit world of the dead Lithers! Boo, and bah-humbug!

[makes some raspy noises]

I've been attracted by your romantic offerings of monkies toasting vodka rain spirits. Huzzah and Shazam!

[lifts the table up an inch off the ground]

BEWARE THE PIES OF COWS!
 
 
Brigade du jour
05:56 / 11.08.04
Hmm ... pies ... Iao, u're making me hungry! Grrr.
 
 
subcultureofone
06:01 / 11.08.04
going to sleep now
goodnight all
 
 
Brigade du jour
06:02 / 11.08.04
G'night there, wee sleepy one.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:06 / 11.08.04
Night, sub...

Fantastic. Due to a mishearing, I now have the phrase "Satan Pie" stuck in my head. I can just imagine Dave Wyndorf howling "time to eat a big slice of SATAN PIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
 
 
the cat's iao
06:08 / 11.08.04
Oo-oo-oo.

Hi there MGB! Did you know that your initials are also a brand of coffee? How about some pies and coffee?

How does talking about pies made by cows make you hungry? People play bingo with those things (and the cows), y'know.

Don't mind me, I'm a little off my rocker tonight. I think it was the senance.

How's shakes?
 
 
Saint Keggers
06:12 / 11.08.04
Hi all the people who've joined in since I last said "Hi!"

Cow bingo...cow tipping..(and how much should you tip a cow?)
 
 
the cat's iao
06:14 / 11.08.04
Ah crap, not only do I not know how to spell 'monkeys', I have confused my advertising meme tracks! I guess it's MJB, and not MGB, but is the MGB a car, or is that only MG?

Hook me up to some intravenous coffee and I'll make a trip 'round the moon!

AHWOOOOOOOO!

We interrupt this mad hooligan to bring you this important message:

iao might run out of posts any time. Barbelith could tell him he is too naughty to post and that he must wait for some unspecified duration of time before he can post again. If this occurs, please feel free to feel relieved, annoyed, or nothing at all. If iao does not respond, it doesn’t mean he isn’t…

ARCK!
 
 
Sekhmet
06:38 / 11.08.04
The Management regrets to inform you that iao is temporarily unavailable.

Too much monkey vodka, I suspect.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:53 / 11.08.04
No such thing as "too much" when it comes to monkey vodka.
 
  

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