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All Time Top Five Barbelith Posters

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iconoplast

08:35 / 08.07.04

#1. grant. 7418 posts. Dominating the field.
#2. Stoatie. 6642 posts. Only 776 behind. And closing. Never fear.
#3. Flux = 6397 posts. But, really, half of them were only meant for Qalyn.
#4. T.A.F.K.A. Haus. 6132 posts. Ghost the joycore threads and you're bronze, Tannce!
#5. Flyboy. 5535 posts. Yet to cross the magic 6k, much less the cherished 7k, betting is nevertheless heavy on this longshot.

(As seen here, July 8, 2004.)

Regrettable Juvenilia

10:35 / 08.07.04

Worth noting that these figure don't allow for people who've had suits that died and had to be issued new ones - I'm pretty sure this has happened to both Tance and Flux, so they're even further ahead of me...

No star here laces

12:17 / 08.07.04

i.e. "Honestly I don't spend that much time on here, I don't"

Sax

12:25 / 08.07.04

Poor old Ganesh, bubbling under the top five. Time was he'd have been up there looking down on everyone else, his post-age bulging like George Morrison's underpants.

Ganesh

12:27 / 08.07.04

Well, moderating Cross+Flame while maintaining an intimate-yet-clandestine relationship with George Morrison doesn't half take it out of one...

What number were you, Sax?

pointless and uncalled for

12:28 / 08.07.04

I'm tempted to run some records and then post a graph of grant's posting habits on a day by day basis.

Simply because there is so much information to work with.

sleazenation

12:33 / 08.07.04

How does one locate ones own number od posts/profile...

sleazenation

12:37 / 08.07.04

nevermind i figured it out now - more importantly i can jump two places in the rankings with fewer than 10 more posts...

Sax

13:07 / 08.07.04

What number were you, Sax?

16th, you postist bastard.

Ganesh

13:08 / 08.07.04

Bwahahahahahahahahahhhh!

Jub

13:15 / 08.07.04

iconoplast - that's admirable postwhoring honesty.

Part of the reason I was originally attracted to Barbelith was its aversion to post-counts and the like. Some boards I'd been on before wouldn't talk to the newbies - at all, there was a feelig that only hardened veterans could say anything worthwhile. Very very sad.

sleazenation

13:20 / 08.07.04

yes we at barbelith are above such elitist attitudes... just five more posts and I'll be up two places in the rankings...

rizla mission

13:20 / 08.07.04

Out of the top 5 for the first time in years I think... and it feels good.

sleazenation

13:32 / 08.07.04

Ah but but both you and nesh are only outside the top five by less than 100 posts...

Mazarine

13:37 / 08.07.04

Pff. No one ever catches Grant, he's been top poster for years. The only hope for a shift in that slot is if he spotaneously becomes a luddite.

Warewullf

14:02 / 08.07.04

Incidentally, if anyone would care to read some of the very first posts by our illustrious Top Five, go here: Waybackmachine.org and type in "www.barbelith.com"

I don't think you can get any of the Nexus posts but you can read the Underground from 2001 onwards...

Jack Denfeld

14:42 / 08.07.04

You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm certainly one of the top 5 posters in terms of likability and just overall kick-assedness.

sleazenation

14:45 / 08.07.04

But how do you rate yourself for self-awareness?

Ganesh

14:46 / 08.07.04

Has your ass been kicked a lot, then, Mr Robot?

Jack Denfeld

14:51 / 08.07.04

Has your ass been kicked a lot, then, Mr Robot?
No, I meant I kick ass. It's American slang for I rule the school. (I haven't had my ass kicked since about 6th grade or so. What a fucking year that was. Not because I beat everyone up these days, but because I haven't been in a fight in a few years, and I kind of enjoy not fighting.)

Oh, and it's those damn late shifts. I live in the majestic United States of America, and we keep proper time, so my late shift doesn't jibe with everyone else's late shift.

Jack Denfeld

14:58 / 08.07.04

No, I meant I kick ass. It's American slang for I rule the school. (I haven't had my ass kicked since about 6th grade or so. What a fucking year that was.
Oh no! After getting picked on in 6th grade, I now say stuff like "I rule the school."! It's a vicious cycle! Waaaa!!

8===>Q: alyn

15:20 / 08.07.04

Maw haw, you loozers!

grant

17:14 / 08.07.04

I really shouldn't admit this, but I think I'm actually one of the ones who had a suit death. I know I had to set up a new login once upon a time. Hmm.

I really need to do more actual *work* at work, I think.

iconoplast

17:21 / 08.07.04

#31 Sly Qalyn - 2436 posts. . Safely lurking in the midst of the peloton. Largest prime under 100, Q?

Tryphena Absent

17:23 / 08.07.04

I've been trying to stop posting as much for a while because overtaking Rothkoid would be really weird- thankfully I think it's working.

8===>Q: alyn

18:32 / 08.07.04

What?

Is there going to be cake?

8===>Q: alyn

18:55 / 08.07.04

Dude, Flux doesn't post for my benefit, he posts for Todd. I'm just horning in all the time, really. Todd really is an insidious presense here, and you all don't even know it.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

18:57 / 08.07.04

I'd just like to point out... I actually DO have a life, honest.

Mazarine

00:40 / 09.07.04

Oh, and it's those damn late shifts. I live in the majestic United States of America, and we keep proper time, so my late shift doesn't jibe with everyone else's late shift.

I'm in the lateshift all the fecking time, and I keep to the eastern standard. Don't try to pass off your pathetic need for sleep as an excuse, Robot.

Jack Denfeld

03:38 / 09.07.04

No! You're all gone by 3am eastern, there's no one to talk to.

HCE

16:51 / 09.07.04

I can't believe I'm behind somebody named lentil.

Sax

16:59 / 09.07.04

Why not?

sleazenation

17:23 / 09.07.04

I can't believe that bengali has over taken me on the league table again...