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bitchiekittie
20:46 / 19.03.02
quote:Originally posted by ZoCher:
I, on the other hand, have had my penis surgically replaced with an optic, dispensing Absolut. I know how to keep my man happy.

damn my overly active (and thoroughly graphic) imagination!
 
 
Rev. Jesse
20:51 / 19.03.02
I WORSHIP A GOD WITH AN ELEPHANT HEAD!
 
 
alas
20:51 / 19.03.02
quote: but more rewarding in the end
i've always thought so, zoom.
 
 
netbanshee
23:52 / 19.03.02


Fixed...thanks M.C.

[ 20-03-2002: Message edited by: plaid banshee ]
 
 
Mordant Carnival
(prev. DRR... DRR... DRR...)
12:43 / 20.03.02
plaid banshee: 'Fraid that Geocities don't let you post artwork from their sites.
 
 
moriarty
12:43 / 20.03.02
Face Front, True Believers! I had my penis published by Marvel Comics back in the summer of '75! Excelsior!



Back on topic, it may interest you to know, Ganesh, that H, Bitchiekittie and myself were actually discussing your penis during a trip to ye olde sex shoppe in downtown Toronto.

[edited because I wasn't sure if posting a picture of a plush elephant penis would get anyone in trouble at work or not.]

[ 20-03-2002: Message edited by: moriarty ]
 
 
enough
12:43 / 20.03.02
Gee,
Next we will be posting photos of penises...
There's an idea, has that been done?
<--nervously looks around room, hops out door-->
 
 
Jackie Susann
12:43 / 20.03.02
Yeah, I don't know about this comic book shit but as long as we're talking about it, I was crowned Biggest Dick In Melbourne at the 98 Leather Festival. Not to brag or anything.
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
12:43 / 20.03.02
quote:Originally posted by moriarty:
Back on topic, it may interest you to know, Ganesh, that H, Bitchiekittie and myself were actually discussing your penis during a trip to ye olde sex shoppe in downtown Toronto.

Coincidence?

More "shocking indictment of the entertainment possibilities of downtown Toronto", I suspect.
 
 
Sax
12:43 / 20.03.02
Neil Gaiman and Todd McFarlane are embroiled in a legal battle over the ownership of my penis.

Hmm. This doesn't seem as much fun today.
 
 
gridley
14:13 / 20.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Sax:
Neil Gaiman and Todd McFarlane are embroiled in a legal battle over the ownership of my penis.

Hmm. This doesn't seem as much fun today.

Todd McFarlane being in possession of 60% of your penis is never fun. And trust me, it won't get any better if Gaiman gets his hands on it either.
 
 
Tuna Ghost takes rad lessons
18:30 / 20.03.02
This is the second largest collection of penis jokes I've ever seen.
 
 
Not Here Still
19:28 / 20.03.02
And to think they've all just been idly tossed off...
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:31 / 20.03.02
quote:Originally posted by The Haus that shot Liberty Valance:


More "shocking indictment of the entertainment possibilities of downtown Toronto", I suspect.

you cant possibly still be shocked by any of our behavior, can you?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
19:43 / 20.03.02
Um, he wasn't inferring that you were shocking. He was talking about Toronto.
 
 
Captain Zoom
19:47 / 20.03.02
You didn't see her when she was in Toronto...

Zoom.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:49 / 20.03.02
I'm shocked, bitckiekittie. Shame on you. Particularly since Ganesh's penis wasn't there to stand up for itself...

[ 20-03-2002: Message edited by: ZoCher ]
 
 
bitchiekittie
21:46 / 20.03.02
wasnt me, I was an innocent bystander!

there was a a stuffed elephant that was rather well endowed (for a stuffed animal, anyway)...complete with foreskin, no less! they were fondling the different creatures, looking for just the right elephant to purchase!

wasnt me I swear!
 
 
Captain Zoom
23:37 / 21.03.02
Actually, I've just been told that I don't have the largest cock in the world. I am on the verge of just ending it all. I thought I was THE ONE.

Zoom.
 
 
sleazenation
12:03 / 22.03.02
This is the by now obligatory mention of the 13 inch violator released by Todd toys....
 
 
Sax
12:03 / 22.03.02
I'm staying in tonight to read my back issues of Onan the Barbarian.

Then possibly a few old Nick Fury comics by Jim Sterwanko.

<<I think moriarty's "giant-sized man-thing" gag gets my vote as best in show so far.>>
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:01 / 22.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Captain Zoom:
Actually, I've just been told that I don't have the largest cock in the world. I am on the verge of just ending it all. I thought I was THE ONE.

just call me Miss Piss on the Parade
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
14:06 / 22.03.02
I am suddenly reminded of the Kids in the Hall's classic "The Guys with the Smallest Tubes in Canada - And no Idea". No disrespect to your 13 inch violator, Zoomy baby - it's the Shai-Halud of lugholes, no doubt.

Of course, somewhere out there there is the man with the largest cock in the world - and he doesn't know. How cool is that?
 
 
The Planet of Sound
14:12 / 22.03.02
I don't know how big my penis is. I've never looked. Is it me?
 
 
Sax
14:13 / 22.03.02
I suppose he'd possibly have a suspicion, but you're right, he wouldn't know for sure, would he?

Although I'm sure it doesn't keep him awake at night.

<<Unless he rolls over on to his front in his sleep! Ta-daa!>>
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
14:24 / 22.03.02
quote:Originally posted by The Planet of Sound:
I don't know how big my penis is. I've never looked. Is it me?


Oh, definitely. I mean, a lot of people couldn't pull it off, but on you it works.
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:26 / 22.03.02
I still dont understand why men are so wrapped up on size. who really wants a penis the size of a sub anyway? no, wait. Im sure theres someone, scratch that
 
 
Sax
14:27 / 22.03.02
This thread's just getting ridiculous, now. Everyone knows that comic readers don't have big cocks. If they did, they would never have started reading comics to while away those long lonely teenage years alone in the first place, would they?
 
 
gridley
14:29 / 22.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Sax:
<<I think moriarty's "giant-sized man-thing" gag gets my vote as best in show so far.>>

Hey, like the old comic book covers used to say:

Whatever knows fear burns at the touch of the Man-Thing

[ 22-03-2002: Message edited by: gridley ]
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
14:38 / 22.03.02
quote:Originally posted by bitchiekittie:
Iwho really wants a penis the size of a sub anyway?

Sandwich, missive or marine?
 
 
Cherry Bomb
14:49 / 22.03.02
quote:Originally posted by bitchiekittie:
who really wants a penis the size of a sub anyway? no, wait. Im sure theres someone, scratch that

I actually know him. And he prefers party subs, in case you were wondering..
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:50 / 22.03.02
sandwich!...says the girl who forgets that "sub" and other such terms dont translate universally
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
14:51 / 22.03.02
Maybe you should have said "hoagie".
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:56 / 22.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Cherry Bomb:
I actually know him. And he prefers party subs, in case you were wondering..

eek!

Im the girl whos lower muscles clench involuntarily whenever I walk by the display case that holds "the fist". while my ex had a penchant for things bigger than my forearm
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:59 / 22.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Flux = Not Ready For This Jelly:
Maybe you should have said "hoagie".

tee hee

I actually thought of it, but the word "hoagie" makes me giggle in strange fits - Im doing it now (damn you!)

although it would seem more appropriate, given the subject matter....
 
  

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